"King Junior has said this occasional addition to Scribe’s columns offers his misadministration, ‘Even more bone-us points!’” Scribe hates it when inspiration strikes after he’s spent his somewhat weekly wad. Kathleen Wiley has, yet again, accused the Clinton’s: specifically Hillary, of trying to assasinate her pussy… cats. Scribe has just received in the mail a recording of that call from "Senator Clinton…" Cellphone ring-tune: rip off of old tune, rephrased… “I am (Cat) Woman.” Clerk answers phone… PPP-Patricia’s Pussy Parlor. HC?-This is “Monica Throat.” PPP- Senator Clinton? You sound more like… HC?- This IS Ann… I mean Hillary. Um, Ann Cunter has an Adam’s apple. PPP- OK, I’ll play along “Monica Throat.” Couldn’t you at least be clever enough to say something like “Deeply Driven Cigar Throat?” HC?- Huh? PPP- What can I do for you. HC- Send some “catnip” over to… (address muffled) PPP- If I understand you we at Patricia’s Catnip Parlor love cats, we pamper cats. Honestly Ann, that’s even more stupid than the last time you called asking if we have “Prince Gore” in a can instead of “Prince Albert” CLICK.

Eric Gorski, The Associated Press, November 9, 2007 For some, a Senate committee's investigation into six well-known evangelical ministries is long overdue, a needed check on preachers living lavish lifestyles built with their donors' generosity. But even among those who welcome the scrutiny, there was concern Wednesday over government intrusion into religion, more red tape in the name of transparency and undue burdens on preachers and churches who play strictly by the rules. The top Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, Chuck Grassley of Iowa, faxed letters Monday to a half-dozen evangelical mega.m.inistries requesting information about compensation, board oversight and perks — from luxury oceanside homes to flights on private jets to opulent spending on office furniture. The organizations are not legally required to respond. Some have released statements pledging to cooperate, others have hedged and all have emphasized their commitment to following applicable tax laws. The IRS requires that pastors' compensation be "reasonable," a figure set by collecting comparable salaries and weighing factors such as church size and a pastor's value to the congregation. IRS rules prevent pastors and other insiders from excessive personal gain through their tax-exempt work. Read More Here

Paul Krugman, The New York Times, November 9, 2007 The United States spends far more on health care per person than any other nation. Yet we have lower life expectancy than most other rich countries. Furthermore, every other advanced country provides all its citizens with health insurance; only in America is a large fraction of the population uninsured or underinsured. You might think that these facts would make the case for major reform of America's health care system - reform that would involve, among other things, learning from other countries' experience - irrefutable. Instead, however, apologists for the status quo offer a barrage of excuses for our system's miserable performance. So I thought it would be useful to offer a catalog of the most commonly heard apologies for American health care, and the reasons they won't wash. Excuse No. 1: No insurance, no problem. Read More Here

NewsFLASH! “Often more disturbing than the guy in the park with the trench coat.” Teachers! Principals! Dems who actually voted to approve this a%$#@hole. Waterboarding for now is an officially sanctioned activity, boys and girls! Want to encourage your playmate to have sex with you? Just desire someone else’s lunch money? Tie them to a seesaw, put a stocking over their face, and pour water over their mouth until you have to revive them: then start all over again, or they say whatever you want! It’s FUN. For YOU. After all, if the JUST CONFIRMED AG won’t even admit the obvious, it has to be “OK,” right. Scribe will now officially find the closest Neo Con, grab them by the hair, open their mouth, and barf down that portal until they admit that it IS torture. Now, YOS productions and Animal Husbandry Sean Hannity Crime Investigation Unit (Yes, we caught him and O’Lielly with several sheep, goats, porcupines… the deeply embedded quills made the crime obvious…) presents… White House Tour de la Décennie Scribe note #1: This one may not be funny but, in some ways, it may be far more accurate than we would like to believe… It’s closing in, slowly: far too damn slowly, on a decade since a freedom loving President sat in a White House, instead of a murderous freedom stealing one whose love for America is as much a lie as his real love for freedom. Don’t believe that? Read the Goddamn Constitution and start with The Bill of Rights, take a trip through the checks and balances section and end up with the REAL powers of the President… not the fictional Unitary: dictatorship endowing, one.Junior, his slave mistress and the slut… oops; Scribe meant to type Wifey-in-Chief have opened up previously off limits portions of the soiled mansion. After all, the image they wish to sell of the “first family,” is one of a criminal enterprise, um… “family” that NEVER soils themselves… but they DO specialize in soiling everyone else. Finally… they have started to give COMPLETE tours again after redecorating and remodeling the whole interior to suit Junior’s sick sense of “taste.” Here is the script of the tour as tranSCRIBEed by your ever faithful servant. Laura was the tour guide.

We are SO excited to have you with us today. Here you see the newly remodeled ballroom. It really IS a “ball”room, with a twist, or two, or three or… If you wish, Liberal media, I’ll put one of the hoods over your head and use the many pliers to make sure you tell us what we want to hear. Back in the bad old days this was used by the Clintons for socializing. Now we’re ready to defeat terrorism no matter what citizen, or media outlet, gets too far off our script. Obviously it’s a work in progress. As soon as we declare an emergency and cancel elections after invading , oh, silly me, go into Iran to save them from themselves, we can start cleaning up our own neighborhood. Yes, I see a hand up there. Mr. Scribe, I will answer your questions later. Now we have arrived at the kitchen. In the bad old days; or if we allowed that she-bitch Hillary to actually win, this was… or would be… used for exotic dishes that I can’t even pronounce. After all, I’m just a boyfriend murderer , killer , um, accidental dispatcher from a little old town in Texas. Poor boy, but that’s what he gets for standing up to me… (giggle, giggle, giggle, snort). Now we serve chittlins and hamhock, boiled in the lard we get from the journalists…. um, terrorists who don’t make it through our reeducation camps, um… “No Journalist’s Behind Left” program. The rest is used down the hall for lampshade and soap production. (Snicker, smirk, smirk, snicker.) Yes, Mr. Scribe, we will get to your question soon. Here are the special peep shows Junior has had installed. Now back in the old pornography loving, Liberal White House, days these would might offered the most unGodly screenings of maggot infested filth; if they had been here. Instead, we old offer my hubby and friends the best in wholesome, Neo Con entertainment: disembowled, body parts splattered heavily with blood, electrocuting, beheading type films available. Of course these are 100% American: freshly filmed from our own facilities overseas, in Cuba and right here in our secret prisons. A few are relabeled as al Qaeda films and we attempt to scrub them of fat "terrorists" wearing Rolexs and Nikes. Sometimes we don’t succeed; in fact it's pretty obvious we're REALLY bad at everything we do, but the American people are too stupid to figure THAT out. (Chortle, snort, sniff, wheeze, chuckle.) Now be very careful as you step: my hubby Junior and Biggus were just in this one and the floor, the walls: even the ceiling are still quite sticky. We scrape it off every night, send it straight to the kitchen; ship it out Airborne, label the packages “Chiffon Pie,” and serve it to our detainees. I’ve heard they prefer it to their usual diet of AIDS infected carcasses of rotting rats. Oh, my, Mr. Scribe. Eager beaver aren’t we? Be patient. Finally we have the Oval Office. Oh, my, Georgie. What are you doing, and why is Condikins under the desk? “Debriefing you?” Well, sorry you had to see that, my dears. At least it was one of the house nigger… um, help. We don’t count them as “people” anyway. Of course we don’t count you little ones as people anyway. In the bad old days that actually might have been, oh, dear, how terrible… dare I say? CONSENSUAL. Ewe. Sorry you had to hear that. I I wasn’t the first lady they’d take me and wash my mouth out with a soapy, pre-desecrated Koran. Now, that ends the tour. Mr. Scribe, you can put your hand down now. Silly you. We don’t ANSWER questions here. We tell you, and every one else, what the answers are. Everyone bow once to the Dynasty. Mr. Scribe, you’re encouragable. Not bowing? I'll pass your name on to das Homeland Insecurity. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.

YOS note #2: That was after she transformed into the succubus she has become after marrying the boy-King-wannabe: Junior. It was that, or go to prison for murdering the ex in a blinding rage. Why? Because NO ONE TELLS HER, OR HER HUBBY, “NO” WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.

Why Nancy Pelosi Will Bring the Hillary Campaign Down and Maybe the Entire Party. On Tuesday Dennis Kucinich presented his motion for impeachment against Darth Vader to the House of Representatives. In the most dispiriting and shameful of episodes the Democratic Leadership attempted to kill the motion. It only passed because the Republicans showing their disdain voted for it and dared the Democrats to go and do it. Democrats showing their fearlessness sent the issue to The Judiciary Committee and tabled it. I guess the best thing we can say of this demonstration of lack of conviction and cowardice was that it was not covered by the mainstream media. At least some people are not aware of the losers we elected to represent us and defend our Constitution. Nancy is looking very much like a Bush enabler and a person with her own agenda and not interested in the priorities of her constituents. This afternoon Debbie Wasserman (D-Fl) was on the Ed Schultz show defending the tabling of the motion. I generally do not listen to Ed, I don’t feel he’s well informed and a nut-job when it comes to Israel. But this afternoon he was in top form giving it to Wasserman. Wasserman stuck to her talking points: the Congress was involved in enacting so many other important legislative issues that impeachment would only distract from their legislative agenda. Words put into a junior Congressperson’s mouth by Nancy Pelosi. I imagine its easier to stand up to people that agree with you ideologically and may even vote for you than your opponents. I guess Debbie did not see the irony of Senate Judiciary on the same day approving Mukasey’s nomination for Attorney General. If the Democratic party has a legislative agenda that they are willing to stand up for, can anybody please tell the rest of us what it is? We certainly need to know. This evening Pat Buchanan was on MSNBC making a lot of sense, (hate when he does that) explaining the Democrats stand for nothing and people see that. How sad it is to agree with a surviving rat of the Nixon Administration. But let’s return to Nancy and Hillary and why what Nancy does affects our almost candidate. Nancy’s posturing, tin ear, rubberstamping, triangulation? Can only bring the entire party down but it will hit Hillary the hardest. First, Nancy, like it or not, she is a woman, which brings an immediate comparison. Nancy can be tough but only against her constituents, not adversaries. Hillary can be tough, votes for the Iraq resolution, votes for the Kyl-Liberman resolution, something that drives her constituents crazy, but it helps Bush get his way. Many, many Republicans hate Hillary and will never cross the aisle to vote for her, even if they agree on the issues. That is just a simple fact. Many liberals are disenchanted with her, but will vote for her, along with other Democrats and independents. But the support is mostly lukewarm. We want Bush out, we want a Democratic President and she appears our best hope. But as disenchantment with Nancy grows, so it does for Hillary. I am actively cheering for Cindy Sheehan, and I hate the sound of her incessant voice on the radio. However anything but Nancy. Hillary had the problem with the Iraq resolution and it was almost blowing over. People were forgetting or forgiving, then in her infinite wisdom to prove she’s tough she votes for the Kyl-Liberman resolution. Does anybody doubt that this resolution will be used by this administration as an approval for war if it comes to that? And why did she vote for it? Because it is easier to piss off your supporters than look weak. Only you wind up looking weaker because you can’t stand on your principles without being afraid of being called a chicken. Do we need a Commander-in-Chief that will be afraid of the minority, like Nancy? A little piece of advice Hillary, if Lieberman is a cosponsor it’s a trap for Democrats. How many times does this have to happen before you understand that? His self-serving bullshit moralistic screed on the floor of the Senate that first brought him to national attention is exactly what it was, it was about Joe. Screw Bill, the Democrats and everybody else, Joe is out for Joe. The combination of disillusionment with Congress, hatred for Nancy and Reed, and a candidate with lukewarm support may in fact keep people at home on election day and that would be a disaster for everyone. Assuming of course there is an election day.