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WASHINGTON -- At a press conference this afternoon, Transportation Security Administration Acting Director Wilton Pohl told reporters he would "favor a ban on underwear" on domestic flights lasting over one hour and all international flights to protect Americans from future terrorist attacks. Overnight megathin, "It would be a simple and inexpensive matter to enforce," Pohl said, buy generic megathin, Cheap megathin from usa, reacting to the alleged Christmas Day airliner bombing attempt by suspected al-Qaida operative Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. "Passengers could either arrive at the airport without underwear, megathin approved, Megathin non prescription, or TSA marshals could collect their underwear in sanitary bags at the point of departure, and the passengers would get their underwear back at their destination."

Asked if some Americans might stop flying if they had to do so without underwear, cheap megathin internet, Cost megathin, Pohl replied, "I don't think this will be a major problem – I often go without wearing underwear myself -- but for those passengers who feel uncomfortable, megathin generic, Megathin discount, we would issue temporary paper underwear. Once the people are aware of how vital this program is to our national security, no prescription megathin, Low price megathin, I'm confident any objections will cease."

Questioned as to what undergarments would be banned, Pohl said, megathin for sale, Cheapest megathin online, "Boxers, briefs, megathin pharmacy online, Price of megathin, pantyhose, long john's, find megathin no prescription required, Cheap megathin no rx, anything where a bomb could be concealed. Thongs, discount megathin, Drug megathin online purchase, I don't know – they may be too small to worry about, although, certified megathin, Megathin purchase, for the sake of consistency, they will be prohibited too."

Contacted for comment, megathin buy drug, Megathin online without prescription, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said, "Mr, megathin overnight delivery. Pohl's credentials in this area are spotless, megathin online without prescription. Megathin rx, If he says we need this, then I take him at his word, megathin for order. Cheap megathin overnight delivery, Though it may sound funny to say, it's true: we can't have any more exploding underwear incidents aboard our airliners, buy cheap megathin online. Megathin canada, Mr. Pohl's program would make sure of that."

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) objected to the proposal, buy megathin, Megathin from india, "This is more of Obama's socialism marching right into your underwear. Next the Democrat Party will have Americans taking airplanes buck-naked, megathin bangkok. Megathin cost, We need a change in this country, but not of our underwear."

The in-flight underwear ban, megathin online sales, Megathin in australia, which does not require a full Congressional vote, could go into effect as early as February 2010, order megathin from canada, Order megathin in canada, if approved by the House and Senate Homeland Security committees.

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--The always classy Limbaugh again, commenting on Hillary Clinton, Sept. 22, buy mellaril pills, 2009, Cheap mellaril from uk, also via Media Matters. [This from the manly Lard Lad whose 'anal cyst' was too big to allow him to wear the uniform.]

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"The urgent necessity is to make a decision -- whether or not it is right."
-- David Broder's sage advice to Obama on Afghanistan, proving once again why Uncle Fudd is the dean of doomed Washington punditry, from the Washington Post, Nov, mellaril online without prescription. 13, 2009. [Say, cheapest mellaril price, Dave, Mellaril uk, if your life were on the line, would you be this cavalier about whether Obama's decision was wrong or right?]

"The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!"
-- Michael Savage, from his radio show June 17, mellaril without rx, 2009, as quoted by Media Matters. [Okay, so when does the former Michael Alan Weiner come out of the closet?]

"Barack Obama has yet to have to prove he's a citizen. All he'd have to do is show a birth certificate."
-- Limbaugh once more, from his July 20, 2009, radio show. [All Rush would have to do is use the Google in that laptop he has in front of him at the EIB studios and in under a minute he could find a copy.]

"Who calls a shot like that. Who makes a decision like that. It's a disturbing trend."
-- Sarah Palin in West Allis, WI, Nov. Mellaril online without prescription, 6, 2009, in a tizzy about Obama supposedly moving the legend "In God We Trust" to the edge of US coinage, a change made by the Bushites and reversed by Congress before Obama took office. [That's leadership you can trust – imagining 'disturbing trends' in inconsequential matters.]

"I basically don't."
-- Dick Cheney, when asked if he believed the Bush Administration bore any responsibility for the situation in Afghanistan, Dec. 1, 2009, from Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog. [Sure, because we didn't invade Afghanistan in October of 2001, we invaded two minutes after Obama was sworn in last January. Republicans believe people should accept responsibility for their actions, as long as they are Democrats or liberals. See Dana Perino quote below.]

"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."
-- Former Bush WH Press Secretary Dana Perino on Sean Hannity's gabfest, Nov. 24, 2009. [Insert disk in slot in back of head underneath hair flap. Press 'play' behind right earlobe to activate voice.]

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-- Comment from a man watching another man with a large parrot attempting to mate with the back of his head, as shown on The Rachel Maddow Show, Dec, mellaril online without prescription. 30, 2009. [This could be America's motto for the entire first decade of 'Century 21.']

Michael Palin (as the shopkeeper): "There, he moved!"
John Cleese (as the customer): "No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!"
-- From Monty Python's "The Dead Parrot Sketch," wherein John Cleese tries to return a clearly dead bird to the pet shop where he bought it. [So far, the majority of the American public hasn't caught on that most of the fearmongering of the past decade has been the result of vested domestic interests profiting from 'hitting the cage' rather than the actions of a ubiquitous, terrifying external enemy.]

Have a Happy New Year and catch you on the flip side, cousin.

H/T to Media Matters for America, Bob Cesca's blog, MSNBC, and other sources for the quotes.

© 2009 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.

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Level One: They hate them, buy micardis generic, Buy generic micardis, naturally, because they've been incredibly effective at registering low- and no-income voters who tend to vote for Democrats, micardis order. Buying micardis, I've seen ACORN in action on several occasions and, contrary to right-wing myth, cheapest micardis online, Micardis free sample, never once saw an ACORN representative tell anyone what candidate or party to vote for but, since they operate in neighborhoods where Bill Kristol wouldn't go for a nightcap with friends, find micardis no prescription required, even Mommie Dearest from Wasilla could figure out how the new register is going to cast his or her ballot once in the polling place.

Level Two: ACORN shows people how to claim their rights and there's nothing a Republican hates more than some sepia-shaded minority or poverty-stricken white demanding their damn rights. Rights, in their opinion, are for the landed gentry, preferably those with at least two 'lands': main residence with a circular driveway and spacious vacation home. Micardis online without prescription, These modern Scalia Federalists know that the only right an indigent person deserves is the right to clean their house, cook their food, raise their kids, or trim their lawn at whatever wage and under whatever conditions the employer determines is fair, without interference by meddling Big Government, or ACORN, trying to insure the menials have 'rights.'

Level Three: This taps into the deep panic of every Republican that one day they, too, could be out on the street, flat broke and without a relative or sugar daddy to help them, selling StreetWise or begging change with a foam coffee cup. In a sensible person, this would lead to support for social safety net programs and the like, in case they ever happened to hit rock bottom; in the bizarre psychological landscape of the wingnut, this becomes a vicious loathing of poor people, perhaps as an easy self-justification for their hatred: 'They're poor because they deserve to be poor.' For all of their neverending blather about hard work and pulling up bootstraps, some of the more intelligent wingnuts, deep in their dark little hearts, know very well life is largely a crap shoot; a gamble that starts with the accident of who you are born to, and continues with lucky breaks and class advantages all along the way. They are well aware that most of American life is not a meritocracy where your fate is cast by your talent or intellect – the aforementioned Kristol lad and George 'Junior' Bush being two prime examples – and that success is usually rigged in favor of those with the proper family connections or the ability to suck up in a manner that would embarrass the average swamp leech. One of the major reasons the official Washington GOPocracy so despises Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama has to do with their personal histories – they came from humble beginnings and actually used their talent and intelligence to prevail in a game that's supposed to be the sport of the privileged and well-born. And, of course, they were all helped into the Big Show by ACORN-registered voters.

It's no surprise that Democrats as well as Republicans voted to defund ACORN – most of the Dems seem as afraid of offending the Right-Wing Attack Dogs and their corporate funders as any cracker GOP politician – but federal money was only ten percent of ACORN's revenue, so they'll still be around, micardis online without prescription.

Then, when some gun-toting teabaggers, inspired by Fox News or Limbaugh, barge into an ACORN office and start 'refreshing the tree of liberty' with the blood of these uppity voter registration tyrants who refuse to call the white man 'Suh' anymore and celebrated the election of that black Hitler in the White House, our Big Media, nudged by the GOP, will play it as a political contest as to who is at fault for the attacks – yes, it was wrong for these enraged patriots to open fire on innocent unarmed people, but didn't they invite it by continuing to belong to a communist/socialist/fascist/terrorist/criminal organization that hates America like ACORN. Why, just look at these undercover videos of them encouraging a pimp and his hooker to break the law.

And we will move another inch closer to the ignorant new Dark Ages of President Palin 2012 as Obama is blamed by the Pundi-twits for not doing enough to prevent the attacks, such as forcing ACORN to disband with federal troops. In the cause of freedom, of course.

© 2009 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.

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You knew this story would end with one last rightward "twist," RIGHT.
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©Copyright 2007
Ye Olde Scribe
all rights reserved

God Cop, the last Christmas star, on patrol.

Originally from Scribe's Christmas book, a collection of objectionable Christmas stories and poems: Ghost of Christmas Crass. Stay tuned for next year's tale: God Cop and Santa defeat the Christmas Tree Stealing Cylon Ducks, featuring Barbara Bush dressed as #666 Cylon, known as the "She Duck from Hell." Alternate title for the tale from that same book: Battleax Quack-tica.

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W. C. Fields has been quoted as saying: “Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”

Now, the disk jockey will play the Stones “Sympathy for the Devil” and two versions of songs that share the same title: “Christmas in Jail.” We gotta go buy a lottery ticket. Have a “Peace on Earth, Good Will to Man” type week.

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