August 24, 2007

BFEE Moves to Paraguay, HAL moves to Dubai

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 4:15 pm


The Cuban news service reports that George W. Bush has purchased 98,840 acres in Paraguay, near the Bolivian/Brazilian border.  There were no press conferences, no public sightings and no official confirmation of her 10-day trip which apparently ended this week.
The Paraguayan Senate voted last summer to “grant U.S. troops immunity from national and International Criminal Court (ICC) jurisdiction.”

Immediately afterwards, 500 heavily armed U.S. troops arrived with various planes, choppers and land vehicles at Mariscal Estigarribia air base, which happens to be at the northern tip of Paraguay near the Bolivian/Brazilian border. More have reportedly arrived since then.

Bart says: That’s why I think Bush is leaving office early.
Once he’s out, if the Kuwaitis decide to keep his stolen billions,
what could private citizen Bush do?  Hire a lawyer?

He’s got to get paid WHILE IN OFFICE to ensure payment.
Once that money’s deposited in the proper shadowy spots,
I think they’ll walk out the door and say, “It’s all yours.”


  1. My reaction? Good. Good fuckin’ riddance. Go now, better yet, go yesterday. Get out of the country, dubya, so we never have to look at or hear from you again (until you get arrested and taken to The Hague. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Adios, mofo. And take that asshole Cheney with ya.

    Comment by animaux — August 24, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  2. Don’t forget that Presidential pardon for George W. Bush, signed by Uncle Dick, sitting in his man-sized safe in the Office of the Vice President. He’ll make damn sure that gets delivered to the National Archives, under the seal of “Top Secret–Not To Be Opened For A Thousand Years” Executive Order #20976.

    And then Little Boots will sail into the sunset.

    Comment by Daddy-O — August 25, 2007 @ 10:08 am

  3. Go W, but leave the White House spoons.

    Comment by greyhawk — August 26, 2007 @ 2:25 pm

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