Comments on: If Politics Were Restaurants

By: donkeydiner

donkeydiner — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:08:28 +0000

Visit donkeydiner.com in Coral Bay, St. John, VI. A liberal enclave with 3 conservatives, one of which ironically owns the Donkey Diner.

Peace out through strength.

By: grimgold

grimgold — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:52:59 +0000

Then one day a new restaurant investor happened into town. He saw the successful Donkey Diner. But he noticed it did everything possible with a left bias. The doors opened to the left. The female chief and all her people were left handed. People were only allowed to sit on the left side of the tables. Lastly, he discovered that only half the people were happy, but did’t really know why.
He knew why.
He opened a huge Elephant Eatery next door to the Donkey Diner. All doors opened to the right. The Male chef was right handed as was his crew. People were only allowed to sit on the right side of tables, and so on.
The Elephant grew as popular, taking half the business while the Donkey retained the other half. All customers were now happy. They all lived happily ever after, until Moslems came into town and gleefully beheaded them all.
The End.
Grimgold

By: liberalbastard

liberalbastard — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:50:02 +0000

The managers, unable to reconcile their confusion, decided to bring in a new chef; one who had a basis in the traditions of the past, but with a firm grasp of the needs of today. She began by restoring the best recipes from the past – those that her patrons had desired for so long. Then she began adding new items – ones that proved to be popular with her fans, and added others, though not as popular, that proved in the long run to be winners.
Everyone was not happy – she had been forced to fire a number of older, entrenched employees that had settled into a pattern that seemed to be unproductive. These people complained, and the townspeople who did not appreciate her changes complained as well. She listened, and applied the knowledge she gained from their complaints to her menu.
The new chef persevered, and her restaurant prospered. The managers who hired her prospered as well, and the townspeople saw the rise of a new restaurant that they could be proud of.