Comments on: PARIS HILTON FOR PRESIDENT https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847 The Blog of BartCop.com Wed, 14 Nov 2012 04:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.9 By: kerry https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29265 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:48:41 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29265 Grey, Of course it’s a good joke! Have you no sense of humor? A bad joke would be having an idiot for president or his clone! ;O)

Rain, That’s very admirable of you. LOL

Bitt, I don’t see why her age should keep her from running since the rules and laws don’t apply anymore. Or she could lie about her age since it is expected of politicians to lie about any and all. I’m sure she and her family could produce documentation that she is older that would be as authentic as all the documents the bushco repugs produced to further their republican war for oil! ;O(

]]> By: bittershaman2 https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29259 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:16:00 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29259 Since President Paris is disqualified because she isn’t over 35, I guess Vice-President Mike Rowe moves up.
Ellen Degeneres would be a nice choice for VP.
Everyone seems to like her and she has a really hot girlfriend. Sure, she’s a lesbian, but she might balance that out by being white and born in Texas. Or moved to Texas. Same thing.
That would be a ticket I could feel good about.

]]> By: Rainlander https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29257 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:06:06 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29257 [Comment withheld in the interest of good taste]
Silly Rabbit,Trix are for Kids!

]]> By: greyhawk https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29252 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:51:57 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29252 Umm folks, this isn’t even a good joke. look up her age. We might as well run the Trix rabbit.

]]> By: tsumbra https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29250 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:48:50 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29250 “The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Don Clyde”
http://www.ilovepoetry.com/viewpoem.asp?id=95753
The perfect running mate for Paris Hilton?
He already knows all about VICE, has dealt with ‘gas bags’ and would easily get the repressed woman’s vote!

]]> By: kerry https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29247 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:01:51 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29247 Take a peek at;

Tabloid diva Paris Hilton’s ‘energy policy’ has analysts talking

http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/738703.html

EXCERPTS [“Never thought I’d say this,” Connecticut energy consultant Peter Beutel told the Boston Herald, “but Paris Hilton’s plan is sound.”

And Rex Buchanan, an energy spokesman for the Kansas Geological Survey: “Is there something to what she says? Shoot, yes!

“See what you’ve done? You’ve got me analyzing Paris Hilton’s thought process.”
“If she can articulate it, it can’t be rocket science,” Fields said. “But the candidates don’t come out and sum it up this way because their messages are, one, built around sound bites; two, built around oversimplification; three, built around interest groups.”]

Wouldn/t it blow the minds of repugs and dems alike if Paris really did decide to run! LOL

Obama would for sure turn pale and McMuck would have a stroke. :o}

]]> By: RS Janes https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29244 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:36:30 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29244 Besides, with Paris we could actually see the president having a beer (or something) every night in Hollywood as she made the rounds of trendy night clubs. Beats the stuffings out of having a ‘near-beer’ with Bush any day of the week, or Geritol with Crash McCain.

]]> By: kerry https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29217 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:44:03 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29217 bittershaman2 Good to see you back, missed you. ;O)

I think if she painted the Whitehouse a hot pink it would be most appropriate. After all, as everyone knows, it IS the BIGGEST WHOREHOUSE IN AMERICA. LOL

Peregrin, She couldn’t possible be any worse that the idiot and his cronies have been for the past 8 years. (with the help of the rollover democrats!)

]]> By: bittershaman2 https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29205 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:06:36 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29205 I had a scary thought as I was typing my previous comment; I really do trust Paris Hilton more than the two candidates. I don’t think she has any sort of wisdom or competence, but in honesty.
Also, I made a mistake. Pam Anderson wasn’t born in the US, either. I forgot she was from Canada.
How about Mike Rowe from “Dirty Jobs”. He’s nice-looking and used to shoveling shit.

]]> By: Peregrin https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29201 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:03:02 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29201 I have never thought that much of Paris Hilton, but I do believe that this is one of the best things she’s ever done.

In this forever-red state of Nebraska, I just might have to write her name in.

]]> By: bittershaman2 https://bartblog.bartcop.com/?p=4847&cpage=1#comment-29189 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:59:11 +0000 http://bartblog.bartcop.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-for-president/#comment-29189 Sure, why not.
As long as she didn’t paint the whole White House pink. Maybe just the doors and window frames.
Pretty sure Rihanna wasn’t born in the US, though. Maybe Pamela Anderson for VP. As long as she stays divorced from Tommy Lee. Couldn’t deal with that.

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