Comments on: WHERE IS BART???

By: kerry

kerry — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:41:11 +0000

Rumor has it that he was last seen wearing a pointy black hood, in the company of two MEN IN BLACK with a Gitmo sticker on the back of their black stretch limo.

By: RS Janes

RS Janes — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:28:38 +0000

I thought he went to Denver to try and get a pay-off from the Dems?

By: tsumbra

tsumbra — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:54:00 +0000

Just like millions of other frustrated travelers, poor Bart is literally stuck on an American airliner and being held for ransom?
“The Great Airline Price Increase”
http://www.ilovepoetry.com/viewpoem.asp?id=95808

By: grimgold

grimgold — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:35:28 +0000

bhelverson is right! (oops! sorry. I mean correct)
I know personally, (being a member of the evil rich far right) and for a fact Bart is being paid off not to oppose the McCains until after the election.
He now has unlimited booze, broads, and money. Watta life.
Good work bhelverson! The truth wills out as usual.
Grimgold

By: Joanne from WI

Joanne from WI — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:12:30 +0000

Bart went to a family reunion. He’ll be back.

By: bhelverson

bhelverson — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:54:35 +0000

On Monday, Bart said that he was taking a break to give his arthritic fingers a break. But I don’t believe it. I think that he is being paid off not to blog about the Mccain House Scandal. Or something.