This is going to be fun.
Almost could not ask for a better primary season. Though I know if you are reading this, you will not be voting in the Repugnitant primaries, but I will start with them. I will run all the major candidates on both sides. Sorry Tom Trencadero fans I know he is running, I know he is a racist and said Miami is not part of the USA. I kind of agree with him on that, but I would not know the guy if he came up and punched me in the face. So, if a political animal like me does not know him, what chance does he have? Hey Tom, save your money buddy, just some friendly advice.
So I would like to start with the King, Rudolf Giuliani, but before I get to him, you just have to read this post by Murray Wass in thehufingtonpost.com. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/04/documents-expose-huckabee_n_75362.html
This is really explosive but also very sensitive, if you or anybody you know has been a victim of a vicious crime you may not want to read it or protect them from it. I am in that situation and I know there is one person that I know should not read this.
But OK, back to the fun, Il Duche Rudolfo, many people know him as the hero of NYC and it’s understandable as that is the way he is portrayed constantly in our media. I have to admit this image has some merit. (more…)
The Tattlesnake — CNN Through the Ages Edition
What if the cable news channel had been around earlier in history?
The Roman Empire, circa 33 A.D.:
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, I’m Wolfus Blitzus and this is CNN! Breaking news in Judea, where our army has tried and executed a Jewish religious zealot who challenged the authority of our forces of liberation there.”
WB: “We’ll take you now to Candius Crolius, embedded with our troops in Jerusalem…”
CC: “Wolfus, I am standing near a hill outside of Judea’s capital city, where a dangerous terrorist has just been executed and a palpable sigh of relief has gone up among our peacekeeping forces here. This man, Yeshua bar Joseph, was a threat to peace and order that a crowd of his countrymen released a convicted murderer rather than let him go free.”
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