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October 30, 2007

The Tattlesnake — The Disagreeable G-Man and Other Crudities Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 12:16 pm

“We may not always agree,…I don’t always agree with myself.”
– Rudy “Toot Tooty” Guiliani to the Values Voter Summit, Oct. 20, 2007, as quoted by the AP.

What is it with these Republicans who “don’t always agree” with themselves? Bush Senior said something similar years ago: then he had “strong opinions” with which he didn’t “always agree.” WTF? It’s called knowing your own mind — a quality you might want to have in a president. This is great leadership? “I don’t always agree with myself!” Excuse me, Gen. Patton, but your troops are wandering around in circles. Well, at least this time he avoided the cell phone call from hell with the third spouse: “Hi, Judith — I’m at the Values Voters thing in Washington. Would you like to explain to these fine folks why, as a good Catholic who started attending mass when I announced I was running for president, I wasn’t excommunicated for divorcing my other two wives — one of them in a freaking press conference?”

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October 29, 2007

It Is Written: Literalism ad absurdum

Filed under: Commentary — Volt @ 2:31 pm

Jana Riess, Christianity Today, November/December 2007

The Year of Living Biblically, One Man’s Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
A.J. Jacobs
Simon & Schuster, 2007
400 pp., $25

We’ve all seen the email: a letter to a fundamentalist pastor thanking him for his helpful insights on how vital it is to live all the laws of the Bible. But, the letter-writer continues, this uncompromising stance does raise some sticky questions. How and when should you stone adulterers and Sabbath-breakers? What is the best way to inform your first wife that you’ll be adding to the family by taking a second and third? How many human slaves should you strive to own, and where can they be purchased nowadays?

The point of the email, of course, is to sardonically highlight just how far we have come from the culture of biblical times, and how impossible it is to speak of living the Bible literally when our own world is so different. And yet many of us try, out of devotion, to arrive at an unspoiled, untainted biblical meaning – discovering how ancient ways of pleasing God might be relevant for our times.

Such is the agenda of A. J. Jacobs’ achingly funny memoir The Year of Living Biblically. Jacobs, the author of The Know-It All, begins by describing himself as a secular Jew. (“I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant. Which is to say: Not very.”) In spite of his own detachment from religion, he is increasingly curious about the ways it influences 21st-century American life. Rather than standing on the sidelines or casting himself as an aloof pundit, he dives in head first and decides to spend a year living all the commandments of the Bible – that’s right, all of them. A sampling:

He hires an earnest New York shatnez tester to ensure that his garments don’t mix wool and linen (Deut. 22:11).

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October 27, 2007

“You just don’t understand the way business works!”

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 7:54 am

Warning to Older and More Cynical Readers: This is a Morality Tale

A girl I knew centuries ago before my hair turned gray and my belly hid my belt buckle told me a tale about her mother. It started as a tragic story: Her father had died in a car accident when she was a young girl, leaving few assets and a pile of bills behind, and her mother was left as sole support of her and her only child.

My friend said her mother went back to college for a few classes to complete her degree and then went out to look for a job, with her only previous experience two years of secretarial work at an ad agency. At the age of 36, and after much rejection due to her gender and lack of experience, her mother was finally hired by a major US corporation as a marketing trainee.

Flash forward a few years, and Mom had been promoted several times; in fact, she had become something of a spokeswoman for the company. (more…)

October 25, 2007

Huckabee and the Holocaust

Filed under: Commentary,News,Opinion — idealistferret @ 9:09 pm

http://www.adl.org/PresRele/HolNa_52/5155_52.htm

A few days ago, the Anti-Defamation League expressed displeasure with former Arkansas’ governor Mike Huckabee’s use of the term “holocaust” in conjunction with abortions in the United States. While I agree with the League that using “holocaust” in conjunction with anything other than the Holocaust is insensitive and should be discouraged, this issue is larger than one speech by a conservative Presidential candidate.

Huckabee is not the first to equate abortion and genocide. In fact, among Southern Baptists, Huckabee’s denomination, this rhetorical device has been employed for as long as I can remember. Although they may not be able to give a reason other than an appeal to the book of Psalms as to why abortion is wrong, they feel that it is murder on a large scale. The fact that Huckabee is parroting this phrase to a group that sympathizes with it is no surprise. I’m sure that any who truly believe that abortion is murder feel that it compares with genocide, but I know that there are also those who use inflamatory terms like this to capitalize on the knee-jerk reactions that will follow.

Huckabee most likely feels that we as a nation are allowing mass murder on a daily basis. I honestly hope that he will find a way to balance his emotions about this issue with the need to keep from trivializing the most evil act in recent (if not all of human) history.

The Tattlesnake — They Can’t See the Gorilla, or the Pile of Elephant President in the Middle of the Room Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 8:22 am

The Science They Hate Proves the ‘Doors’ of Perception are Shut to the Neocon’s ‘Stone Age Brains’

The sub-head of The Telegraph (UK) article “Did You See the Gorilla?” reads: “Our Stone Age brains may simply be unable to cope with the pace of modern life…”

But not all of us have ‘Stone Age brains’ as the article goes on to elucidate. In the various university experiments testing human perception, about half failed to notice what was going on, roughly similar to the Duke University experiments conducted decades ago to show the weakness of eyewitness testimony.

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October 22, 2007

The Tattlesnake — No-Good Swift Gloat Rudy, More Craig Man-Booty, and Coulter’s No-Show Church Duty Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Uncategorized — RS Janes @ 10:46 pm

Rudy the Smear Merchant: Giuliani swiped at Hillary Clinton by misrepresenting a quote of hers at the GOP debate Oct. 21, and even got the quote wrong:

“Giuliani said he agreed with one thing the former first lady said recently. ‘I have a million ideas America. Cannot afford them all,’ he quoted her as saying as laughter filled the debate hall. ‘I’m not making it up.’”
– From “Republicans clash: Who is most conservative?” AP, Oct. 21, 2007.

What the quote actually referred to was Clinton putting a check on the kind of flagrant deficit spending that has been a hallmark of the Bush Republicans for the last six years:

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Mainstream Media and the Fairness Doctrine…

Filed under: Commentary,Guest Comment,Opinion — macrobank @ 10:45 pm

Here’s a prediction: If a Democrat wins the White House, the “press” will suddenly re-discover the ability to ask the “tough” questions, with follow-ups. They’ll offer up the mea culpa that they don’t know what’s been wrong with them but they realize, now, that they have an important job to do policing the administration and they’ll promise not to make that mistake again. And they won’t, at least not until a Republican returns to the Oval Office. I base this prediction on my belief that the “press” is, by and large, owned by – and operated for the benefit of – large corporations. It’s no accident today’s mainstream media attacks liberals and sanctifies conservatives. In fact, it’s the plan.

After Watergate (the original scandal-name-gate), Republicans realized the most important impediment to their dream of perfect corporate hegemony was the free and independent press. If multi-national corporations were to seize effective control of the American political process, they would have to minimize interference from meddlesome, puny reporters. Enter Ronald Reagan…

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The Tattlesnake — Goodbye, Lizard of Oz and How’d Those Bricks Get So Yellow? Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 7:39 am

– A serious record drought has hit the Southeastern and Western United States, right in the Red State breadbasket. That’s a shame, but it got me to wondering why ditzoid holy roller Pat Robertson isn’t calling this a judgment from God for those areas voting Republican?

- Huckabee Horse-pucky: David “Dum-Dum” Brooks, writing in the NY Times yesterday, offers up this pile of piffle in his adoring take on Mike Huckabee: “He tells audiences that [he was so poor] the only soap his family could afford was the rough Lava soap, and that he was in college before he realized showering didn’t have to hurt. ‘There are people paying $150 for an exfoliation,’ he jokes. ‘I could just hand them a bar of Lava soap.’”

This is some homespun BS by Huckabee — back in the day, I used to buy Lava soap and you could find much cheaper brands at the store — Palmolive was less expensive, for example. For that matter, real poor people even made their own soap, cheaper yet. Why do politicians lie about this kind of stuff? And why don’t infatuated maroons like Brooks check on it? The shower probably hurt because any politician is in pain when they have to come clean.

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Stephen Colbert: New Presidential Front-Runner?

Filed under: Commentary,News,Opinion — idealistferret @ 7:37 am

Since Stephen Colbert announced his candidacy for the Presidency on his show a few evenings ago, fans everywhere have been rejoicing. As of 6:45 pm on Oct. 20, the Facebook group “1,000,000 Strong for Stephen T. Colbert had 300,068 members. Even more impressive, my unscientific observation yesterday afternoon (involving sitting in front of the computer and hitting F5 to refresh the page about once a second) showed that there were between five and ten people joining the group per second. Maybe Colbert is the answer for the Democratic Party, if he can be convinced to run only as a Democrat instead of for both parties as he is attempting to do. His young fan base will bring the 18-24 year olds out to the polls, and the fact that he is not a Clinton may placate some of the older members of the party. Whether he’s joking or not, Colbert has connected with American voters.

October 19, 2007

The Tattlesnake — In 2008, the ‘R’ After Your Name is a Scarlet Letter Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 7:21 am

“I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed.”
– Frank Zappa, “I’m the Slime,” 1973.

Rejoice, ye progressive lumpencrats — you are witnessing the end of the Reagan/Neoconservative/Christian Right/Bush era. While those of us in the Blue State of Mind helped, it was largely a matter of these Oligarchic Ogres aiming at their own feet — or a friend’s face, in Cheney’s case.

Yep, the neocon Republicans are imploding, returning to the ball of mean, stupid and crazy from whence they came. Let’s look at the record:

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October 18, 2007

War With Iran Averted?

Filed under: Commentary — alex @ 6:46 am

Three huge news stories today, all of which must give the “bomb Iran” lobby one giant headache.

Turkish Parliament Approves Iraq Invasion

…507 of the 550 MPs voted for the motion.

Caspian Summit a Triumph for Iran

a prominent message about the need to democratize the international order by erecting
effective barriers to the American “leviathan”, as shown by specific agreements reached at the summit, including prohibiting other countries from using the littoral states for attacks on one another “under any circumstances”, and disallowing any ship not flying the national flag of a littoral state on Caspian waters.

Supporters Flock to Karachi for Bhutto’s Return

Her Pakistan People’s Party hopes to see one million supporters gather to greet her in Karachi… the snail’s pace of the convoy may leave Bhutto vulnerable to suicide attacks and roadside bombs… also a risk of mass killings of supporters and stampedes.

To summarize:

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October 16, 2007

The Tattlesnake — Dirty Sanchez Comes Clean and Other Head Rattlers Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Uncategorized — RS Janes @ 8:55 am

– US Army Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the one-time senior commander and Voice of Bush in Iraq from June 2003 to June 2004, has now dubbed Junior’s War in Iraq “a nightmare with no end in sight” and echoed what us liberal kooks have been saying for years — the dumbo Bush Team is incompetent to fight a war and Iraq is a “catastrophic failure.” He dropped the cherry on top by drubbing the Bush chickenhawks as “derelict in their duties” and consumed with a “lust for power,” then added, “continued manipulations and adjustments to our military strategy will not achieve victory.” He also told the Agence France-Presse in June that the best we could hope for in Iraq was a stalemate.

Thank you, General, but us fringe anti-war moonbats (now in the majority, according to every poll) knew that already — the war was lost in 2003 when the Iraqi people figured out that the US didn’t give a damn what happened to them and it was all about oil, money, and politically advantageous photo-ops for the Bush Regime. Hello to the new boss, just like the old boss.

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October 15, 2007

A Truly Incredible, if Small, Example of Media Censorship

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Uncategorized — RS Janes @ 10:51 am

CNBC Admits It Removed the Results of an ‘Unscientific’ Post-Debate Call In Poll Because There Were Too Many Votes for Ron Paul

As small potatoes as this is, it reflects the larger corporate media bias against any candidate the Big Media haven’t anointed as acceptable.

Whatever flaws Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) may have, he is the only GOP candidate for president who embodies classic Goldwater libertarian conservativism, as opposed to the other eight Republican candidates who are all committed, in varying degrees, to the prevailing Bush neoconservative ‘Unitary Executive’ ideology. Paul is sadly unique in this group in that he actually cites the US Constitution the other Republican candidates for president routinely ignore, especially in the area of making war and defending individual civil liberties. As a commenter at Common Dreams recently noted, a President Ron Paul would end three of our most needless and wasteful wars, that being the wars on Iraq, Afghanistan and Drugs, and honor his oath of office to protect and uphold the rights of the individual against the excesses of a bloated and intrusive government, as required by the Constitution.

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October 12, 2007

The Forgotten Uninsured

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — idealistferret @ 9:07 am

While much has been made (and rightfully so) about Bush’s veto and its impact on children, there is one group that is chronically uninsured and among those in the most need of help to get treatment and medication: those who are mentally ill.

Recently, I checked out the availability of free mental health clinics in my area only to find that the only way to get mental help free or on a sliding scale was to develop a drug habit. Given the inflated costs of medication, a drug addiction may be cheaper than becoming a functional member of society. Most doctors charge at least $60 for a visit, and the medications for some of the more serious mental conditions can run at least $200 a month.

Our health system is a catch-22. In order to be able to hold down a job and remember to pay the bills, a person with mental illness must be treated. In order to be treated, the mentally ill person must have a job with which to pay for the treatment. It is little wonder that so many of the mentally ill wind up homeless.

If we as a society make a concerted effort to treat those who desperately need it, societal ills such as homelessness and drug abuse (which is sometimes called “self-medicating”) would decrease. Why throw away money to treat the effects rather than the cause?

October 10, 2007

War profiteering

Filed under: Commentary,News — drdjpete @ 6:45 am

One of the most insidious acts of treachery in wartime is war profiteering. George W. Bush’s grandfather, Prescott Bush, could tell you that. Not that he considered such acts insidious. No, he just found them profitable. He was an ardent financial supporter of the Nazis until his assets were seized under the Trading with the Enemy Act in 1942. The historian in you will remember that Hitler declared war on the US in 1941 (but that’s a story for another time).

War profiteers are lower than pond scum. They are the crap that pond scum scrapes off the bottom of its shoes. The shit that the crap scrapes off the bottom of its shoes? You need look no further than our Vice President’s old company (which still pays him, btw), Halliburton. Why are they “lower than low”? Because they are making excessive, fraudulent profits directly from the screwing of our soldiers. How, you ask? Submitted for your perusal, a veritable laundry list of despicable acts, brought to you by Halliburton, no-bid contractor and bosom buddy of the Bush administration. But be advised, Halliburton is not alone. They are just a “shining” example of how our president and vice-president “support” our soldiers.

http://democrats.senate.gov/dpc/dpc-new2.cfm?doc_name=inv2#halloverbill

Top Twenty Iraq Oversight Outrages Uncovered by the DPC

Republicans in Congress Refuse to Demand Accountability in Iraq;
Billions of Dollars Wasted, Our Mission Undermined

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Vulgar Pigboy: A Sign of Our Times?

Filed under: Commentary,News — idealistferret @ 6:44 am

In an email that I received at work today requesting donations for an area organization that helps sexually abused children, there were two statistics that I found very, very disturbing. The first said that one out of every four girls and one out of every six boys will be abused during their childhoods, and the other said that a chronic sex offender averages 200 victims in his (or her) lifetime.

I had noticed lately that there was at least one new story a night on the local news about a sex offender being caught, tried, convicted, sentenced, etc. I can’t help but wonder whether sexual abuse has always been so widespread. Some have pointed out that the city that is about a twenty minute drive from where I live is a potential haven for sex offenders since it is not home to any schools (thereby not as limiting as to where perverts can take up residence). The problem with this is that most of these sex offenders are being caught in the surrounding towns.

The thing that I just don’t understand is why someone would want to have sex with someone younger than sexual maturity. While I think that it is still morally wrong to sleep with a sixteen-year-old, it is easier to understand why an adult would be attracted to someone of that age than to small children (who are the usual victims in the news stories). Maybe it has something to do with our culture’s obsession with youth. Whatever it is, something has to give. Somehow, this has to stop.

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