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November 18, 2007

How big a hammer will it take?

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:25 am

It feels so good when it stops…

Dan on Libertarians

Filed under: Guest Comment — Volt @ 8:27 am

OK. You are a Libertarian and Union Carbide buys that land
behind your house. It was a city park when you bought your
house, but in a libertarian world, the city has no business running
parks, so the city sold it to the chemical giant. Of course the neighborhood
was zoned residential, but in a libertarian world, nobody can tell
you what to do with your own land, so there are no longer any zoning laws.

So, now Union Carbide begins dumping tons of green smoking
chemical residue into the creek where your children play,
because, in a libertarian world, no one is going to
tell companies what they can and cannot do. Your wife
delivers her latest child (at home, because, in a libertarian
world, there would be no public hospitals) and that
child seems to have an excessive number of appendages.
You suspect that it may be connected to the fact that the
creek behind your house glows at night.

What are you going to do? Sue Union Carbide? I don’t think
so. They have billions and you are employed by them for
$2.65 an hour because there is no minimum wage or anti-trust
legislation in a libertarian world. Your lawyer wants
$145,000 up front plus another $200,000 for the lab to test
the stream because, you got it, there is no government
testing in a libertarian world.

Ayn Rand was a fucking idiot and the followers of Ayn
Rand can’t get past the less government, lower taxes, let us
have our drugs and guns, mantra to consider what a looneytarian
world it would be.

–Dan–

New Speechwriters

Filed under: News,Toon — Peregrin @ 5:06 am

His name is Novak…

November 17, 2007

Frank Rich: What ‘That Regan Woman’ Knows

Filed under: Opinion — Volt @ 11:12 pm

Frank Rich, The New York Times, November 18, 2007

New Yorkers who remember Rudy Giuliani as the bullying New York mayor, not as the terminally cheerful “America’s Mayor” cooing to babies in New Hampshire, have always banked on one certainty: his presidential candidacy was so preposterous it would implode before he got anywhere near the White House.

Surely, we reassured ourselves, the all-powerful Republican values enforcers were so highly principled that they would excommunicate him because of his liberal social views, three wives and estranged children. Or a firewall would be erected by the firefighters who are enraged by his self-aggrandizing rewrite of 9/11 history. Or Judith Giuliani, with her long-hidden first marriage and Louis Vuitton ’tude, would send red-state voters screaming into the night.

Wrong, wrong and wrong. But how quickly and stupidly we forgot about the other Judith in the Rudy orbit. That would be Judith Regan, who disappeared last December after she was unceremoniously fired from Rupert Murdoch’s publishing house, HarperCollins. Last week Ms. Regan came roaring back into the fray, a silver bullet aimed squarely at the heart of the Giuliani campaign.

Ms. Regan filed a $100 million lawsuit against her former employer, claiming she was unjustly made a scapegoat for the O. J. Simpson “If I Did It” fiasco that (briefly) embarrassed Mr. Murdoch and his News Corporation. But for those of us not caught up in the Simpson circus, what’s most riveting about the suit are two at best tangential sentences in its 70 pages: “In fact, a senior executive in the News Corporation organization told Regan that he believed she had information about Kerik that, if disclosed, would harm Giuliani’s presidential campaign. This executive advised Regan to lie to, and to withhold information from, investigators concerning Kerik.”

Kerik, of course, is Bernard Kerik, the former Giuliani chauffeur and police commissioner, as well as the candidate he pushed to be President Bush’s short-lived nominee to run the Department of Homeland Security. Having pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors last year, Mr. Kerik was indicted on 16 other counts by a federal grand jury 10 days ago, just before Ms. Regan let loose with her lawsuit. Whether Ms. Regan’s charge about that unnamed Murdoch “senior executive” is true or not — her lawyers have yet to reveal the evidence — her overall message is plain. She knows a lot about Mr. Kerik, Mr. Giuliani and the Murdoch empire. And she could talk.

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You Can’t Pin This One On Michael Vick

Filed under: Toon — Volt @ 10:44 pm

In Ron Paul They Trust (The Feds May Differ)

Filed under: News — Volt @ 6:09 pm

Alec MacGillis, The Washington Post, November 17, 2007

The ardent supporters of Rep. Ron Paul, the iconoclastic Texas libertarian whose campaign for the presidency is threatening to upend the battle for the Republican nomination, got word yesterday of a new source of outrage and motivation: reports of a federal raid on a company that was selling thousands of coins marked with the craggy visage of their hero.

Federal agents on Thursday raided the Evansville, Ind., headquarters of the National Organization for the Repeal of the Federal Reserve Act and Internal Revenue Code (Norfed), an organization of “sound money” advocates that for the past decade has been selling a private currency it calls “Liberty Dollars.” The company says it has put into circulation more than $20 million in Liberty Dollars, coins and paper certificates it contends are backed by silver and gold stored in Idaho, are far more reliable than a U.S. dollar and are accepted for use by a nationwide underground economy.

Norfed officials said yesterday that the six-hour raid occurred just as its six employees were mailing out the first batch of 60,000 “Ron Paul Dollars,” copper coins sold for $1 to honor the candidate, who is a longtime advocate of abolishing the Federal Reserve. The group says it has shipped out about 10,000 silver Ron Paul Dollars that sold for $20 and about 3,500 of the copper $1 coins. But it said the agents seized more than 50,000 of the copper coins — more than two tons’ worth — plus smaller amounts of the silver coins and gold and platinum Ron Paul Dollars, which sell for $1,000 and $2,000.

“They took everything, all of the computers, everything but the desks and chairs,” the company’s founder and head, Bernard von NotHaus, said in a telephone interview from his home in Miami. “The federal government really is afraid.” Von NotHaus changed the name of Norfed to Liberty Services earlier this year, but affidavits for government search warrants served yesterday continued to use the older name.

News of the raid lit up Ron Paul online forums yesterday, the latest unlikely episode in a campaign that began as an idiosyncratic bid by the veteran congressman but has grown into a cause with the potential to influence the GOP contest. Paul, 72, has attracted droves of disaffected Republicans and independents to his platform, which includes ending the war in Iraq, abolishing the Internal Revenue Service and adhering to a strict libertarian interpretation of the Constitution.

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The Incessant Sliming of Hillary Clinton

Filed under: Commentary,News,Opinion — Gerry Fern @ 1:10 pm

This is just horrible. Today, Adam Lisberg, form The Daily News City Hall Bureau, takes his swipe at Hillary with this story on Mayor Bloomberg’s visit to New Orleans.

NEW ORLEANS – Mayor Bloomberg Friday blasted the presidential candidates for being incapable of leadership – and deviated from his prepared remarks to take an apparent swipe at Sen. Hillary Clinton.

In a speech to municipal officials from across the nation, Bloomberg laid out his principles of governing and seemed to attack Clinton (D-N.Y.), whose campaign was criticized this week for answering staged questions from friendly crowds.

Read the rest of the story here:

Link

One big problem, in the rest of the story Bloomberg does not mention any of the candidates Republican or Democratic by name.

Asked later if he was talking about anyone in particular, Mr. Bloomberg specifically said, “I’m referring to everybody,” he said.

Of course just to demonstrate how knowledgeable Mr. Lisberg is about politics, he mentions that Mr. Bloomberg is mulling a billion-dollar campaign for the presidency next year. Hey Mr. Lisberg, news flash!!! that ship has sailed.

In any case, this appears a like a hit job on one candidate and a clearly biased ort of “not news.”

Does the Daily News have any editors left?

Let’s Recall Lazy Parents

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — idealistferret @ 1:09 pm

While many of the recalls lately have been necessary to preserve the health of our nation’s children (sorry, lead is just bad for you), some things that are being recalled or banned point more to lazy parenting than to any threat from the product.

One of the best examples of this is the recall on Aqua Dots. If ingested, it releases GHB. What kind of parent would give this toy to a child young enough to stick everything in his or her mouth? Because it reacts with water, it is a reasonable assumption that it contains chemicals. Since the human body is made up in large part of water, any idiot should know that this is not a good thing to snack on.

Another example is the possible ban in Rogers, AR of “novelty lighters.” Because a child in Russellville, two and a half hours away, burned down his parents’ house with a motorcycle shaped lighter, the Rogers Fire Department is calling for a ban on both sales and possession. On the news, the spokesman admitted that there is no known correlation between these lighters and fires started by children.

Maybe we should stop blaming products for bad parenting. I realize that no one can keep an eye on their children all the time, but some bans on items are just stupid. Maybe if a parent can’t watch their children, they shouldn’t have them. If they have them and don’t watch them, maybe their children’s demise is just an example of natural selection.

This is so dumb – Grimgold

Filed under: Commentary,News — grimgold @ 1:09 pm

STUCK ON STUPID

“Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional ‘ho ho ho’ greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday. . . . One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use ‘ho ho ho’ because it could frighten children and was too close to ‘ho’, a US slang term for prostitute.”

The Tattlesnake — Voltaire on the GOP Flaming Bag of Crap, and Asking the Right Questions Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 1:08 pm

Somebody said to me the other day, “So what’s the problem if Frank Luntz or Karl Rove spin words to put the Republicans’ best foot forward; everybody does that.”

Everybody does it to some extent, but here’s the problem: GOP ‘message man’ Luntz and the sleazy Rove would market a flaming paper bag of crap left on your porch as an “organically-grown natural product packaged in an environmentally-friendly biodegradable wrapper, delivered piping hot to your door!” In fact, in their work for the Republican Party, they essentially already have. Now, most of America is choking on the stench as we try to stamp it out.

As Voltaire said in the 18th century: “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” It’s still true two hundred years later and most of what the GOP peddles these days are absurdities that lead to atrocities in thought and deed.

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Support The Striking Hollywood Writers

Filed under: Commentary,Uncategorized — N @ 11:21 am

Most of the country is aware of the current writers strike that is effecting the production of television and movies. Although I will not pretend to know the specifics of the revenue sharing that has caused this strike I can say that the writes that make it all possible are the lowest paid creative people involved in the production of what we watch. My understanding is that the writers are looking for a raise that takes into account the new digital distribution of their product. I say they are entitled to a piece of the pie. Basically, the writers are looking for a long overdue raise and those that produce the show don’t want to share.

I have to admit up front that I am not a huge watcher of television. My wife watches a great deal of television and we both enjoy movies. The real reason I am concerned with the strike is because, well, how much reality television can America really take. Okay I’m kidding. What is really stoking the fire to write outside my normal venues of music and politics is that my sister-in-law writes for television and every day that the strike goes on my nephew loses out. Not only does the little man have to endure the stress of a family dealing with the loss of an income, he has to go on the picket line with his mom and deal with some of that crazy Hollywood talent that has joined the writers on the picket line. Okay so maybe the little man is lucky to be in barfing range of Eva Longaria, but that ain’t much when you don’t appreciate what you’re looking at.

What is really important and what Hollywood writers want, is more equitable distribution of the money made from their labor. Without the writers there are no shows and movies. We have experienced a writers strike before and that ushered in the beginning of reality television. Television has suffered enough with the ridiculous amount reality television that is currently programmed. How many more buffoons can we watch running around some tropical island or running around the planet all in hopes of winning some cash.

What the money people in Hollywood need to understand is that sitting in multi-million dollar homes and complaining about revenue sharing will not put them in a favorable light with those sitting on their couch in Wichita waiting for a new episode of Desperate Housewives. Those that are in charge need to pay the writers what they are worth. Its simple economics. No writers, no product. No product no multi-million dollar homes. It is really as simple as that.

November 16, 2007

Paul Krugman: Obama Played for a Sucker

Filed under: Opinion — Volt @ 7:41 pm

Paul Krugman, The New York Times, November 16, 2007

Lately, Barack Obama has been saying that major action is needed to avert what he keeps calling a “crisis” in Social Security — most recently in an interview with The National Journal. Progressives who fought hard and successfully against the Bush administration’s attempt to panic America into privatizing the New Deal’s crown jewel are outraged, and rightly so.

But Mr. Obama’s Social Security mistake was, in fact, exactly what you’d expect from a candidate who promises to transcend partisanship in an age when that’s neither possible nor desirable.

To understand the nature of Mr. Obama’s mistake, you need to know something about the special role of Social Security in American political discourse.

Inside the Beltway, doomsaying about Social Security — declaring that the program as we know it can’t survive the onslaught of retiring baby boomers — is regarded as a sort of badge of seriousness, a way of showing how statesmanlike and tough-minded you are.

Consider, for example, this exchange about Social Security between Chris Matthews of MSNBC and Tim Russert of NBC, on a recent edition of Mr. Matthews’s program “Hardball.”

Mr. Russert: “Everyone knows Social Security, as it’s constructed, is not going to be in the same place it’s going to be for the next generation, Democrats, Republicans, liberals, conservatives.”

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We Wish You Were

Filed under: Hillary toon,Toon — Peregrin @ 12:18 pm

We also wish you could get elected, and give us all a pony.

Driver’s licenses for migrants? Not in Mexico – Grim

Filed under: Commentary — grimgold @ 12:17 pm

Driver’s licenses for migrants? Not in Mexico
Chris Hawley
Republic Mexico City Bureau
Nov. 15, 2007 12:00 AM
MEXICO CITY – The question of whether to give driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants ignited a national debate in the United States. But in Mexico, the largest source of U.S. immigrants, there’s no question: Here, you must be a legal resident to get a driver’s license.

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McCain’s new campaign slogan

Filed under: Hillary toon,Toon — Peregrin @ 12:17 pm

This one I made myself, please comment!

The Tattlesnake — Dick Cheney’s Veterans Day Speech Subjected to The Tattlesnake’s Truth Ray (TM pat. pend.) Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 12:09 pm

A Choice Excerpt from President Cheney’s Speech at Arlington National Cemetery, Nov. 11, 2007:

“America may be a country founded in revolution, but we’ve never been a warrior culture, especially in my case — I dodged the draft with five deferments; I just had better things to do at that time than get my ass shot off in Vietnam defending democracy from the threat of communism or whatever. Now, we are a democracy defended by volunteers, and we can’t find many of those these days as even the half-wit proles have caught on to our game and we’re forced to recruit ex-cons. We’re a peaceful nation, ha, ha, with friends to the north and the south of us that hate our guts, and great oceans to the east and the west of us that have the polar ice caps melting into them, thanks to the air pollution that my administration eagerly encourages. Yet these blessings alone have never been enough to assure safety at home or peace in our world when there’s so much goddamned money to be made from war. At times in our history, arms and ideologies have been massed against us, and we have heard the call to bring freedom, new hope, and healing to afflicted peoples. These days we still utilize all that flag-waving malarkey to sell our wars to the peasantry, but cut right to the chase for our campaign contributors — big no-bid contracts from Uncle Sucker!

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