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February 13, 2008

Field trip

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:03 am

The bones might have been put there by God to fake us all out.

Super Dud

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 4:02 am

“Caution: Cape does not allow wearer to fly.”

From the mouths of babes

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 3:59 am

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February 12, 2008

He Says He’s One of Us

Filed under: Toon — Volt @ 9:04 pm

Poetic Justice: Rush Limbaugh Tries to Tear the GOP Apart

Filed under: Commentary — Volt @ 8:48 pm

Eric Boehlert, Media Matters for America, February 12, 2008

Rush Limbaugh, the marauding Frankenstein’s monster of the Republican Party, is on the loose again, causing all kinds of political damage with his signature off-balance swings. But as has become his custom recently, the pain from Limbaugh’s rampage is being felt by his creators — his enablers — inside the GOP.

Limbaugh and the rest of his get-John McCain brain trust — Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, and campus instigator Ann Coulter — have been tripping over themselves to get in front of a microphone (preferably a television one) to denounce the Republican Party’s presumptive nominee and to suggest that perhaps conservatives should even vote Democratic come November.

After years of watching Limbaugh and his various band of midnight riders within the Republican Noise Machine launch countless, hateful crusades against liberals and Democrats, it’s extraordinarily satisfying to watch the Republican Party leadership discover what it feels like when Limbaugh sets his venomous, factually challenged sights on their own front-runner.

For progressives, the sprawling GOP brawl is what blogger TRex would call a schadenfreude sundae. What could be more enjoyable than watching McCain get bogged down in the far-right swamp? Answer: Watching a handful of right-wing pundits come to the belated conclusion that Limbaugh is a dunce. Or, as one Weekly Standard blogger put it last week, the Limbaugh-led response to McCain was “unhinged — and at times spectacularly disgraceful.” And Dinesh D’Souza concluded, that, yes, Limbaugh is an “egomaniac” who “has grown accustomed to conservative bigwigs worshiping at the Shrine of Rush.” (Truth is, Limbaugh’s not that well liked among Republicans.)

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Paul Craig Roberts: Here Come the Brownshirts, Again

Filed under: Commentary — Volt @ 8:48 pm

Paul Craig Roberts, CounterPunch, February 10, 2008

The Brownshirt Party has chosen John “hundred year war” McCain as its presidential candidate. Except for Cheney, Norman Podhoretz, and Billy Kristol, McCain is America’s greatest warmonger.

In a McCain Regime, Cheney will be back in office with another stint as Secretary of War. Norman “Bomb-bomb-bomb-Iran” Podhoretz will be Undersecretary for Nuclear War with General John “Nuke them” Shalikashvili as his deputy. Rudy Giuliani will be the Minister of Interior in charge of Halliburton’s detention centers into which will be herded all critics of war and the police state. Billy kristol will be chief White House spokesliar.

The whole gang will be back–Wolfowitz, Perle, Wurmster, Feith, Libby, Bolton. America will have a second chance to bomb the world into submission.

With the majority of voters sick of war, sick of lies, sick of fraud from the Federal Reserve and Wall Street, and sick of stagnant and falling incomes, McCain is poised to capture 20 per cent of the vote–the Christian Zionists, the rapture evangelicals, and the diehard macho flag-waving thugs who believe America is done for unless “Islamofacists” are exterminated.

The accumulated lies, deceptions, war crimes, the shame of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo prisons, Bush’s police state assault on civil liberty, countless numbers of Iraqi and Afghan men, women, and children murdered for the sake of American and Israeli hegemony, and the collapsing US economy indicate a political wipeout for the Brownshirt Party. In a country with an informed and humane population, the Republican Party would be reduced to such a small minority that it could never recover.

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February 11, 2008

The Tattlesnake – Mitt Quits Badly; McCain Reigns Sadly Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 7:37 pm

Willy Mitt Romney, taking himself out of the running for the GOP presidential nomination at the Conservative Political Action Committee convention Thursday, could have graciously quit by simply saying the people had spoken and chosen the other man, or even that he felt the sudden urge to spend more time at home with his money – er, family – but instead this creepy Republican magic underwear-model, a flip-flopper who could shame a dolphin into retirement, actually tried to spin his dropping out of the race as an altruistic patriotic gesture! Only a truly dedicated jerk, a king-high monomaniacal creature like Romney would even conceive of such a thing. While I think he would have been the easiest for the Dems to beat, I’m glad he’s gone: The idea of watching his phony Father-Knows-Best mug spout GOP political pieties for the next nine months makes my skin crawl. Say, now that his sons aren’t doing their patriotic duty attending to Daddy’s campaign, perhaps they could volunteer to serve in Bush’s bungle in Iraq, one of two places Gen. Mittens has identified as our front line on the all-important war against ‘Islamofascist terrorism’ – or will they wave the white flag of surrender as they quietly take cushy jobs with the Romnoid’s Country Club buddies, and leave the fighting and dying to the peasantry? (Bet the bank on the latter.) How would these Republicans fight the terrorists if one day the poor folks stopped enlisting? (Oh, right, the wars would end post-haste.)

Meanwhile, whispers are that some GOP poobahs are willing to let ‘Bob Dole’ McCain take a drubbing and write this year off, blame the Bush Disaster on the Democrats for the next four, and in the meantime find the ideal Empty Vessel to don the threadbare Reagan Republican cloth coat. (Hell, McCain was booed at the CPAC convention, even after the audience was ordered not to boo him – not a good omen for the Apparent Frontrunner.)

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BartCop.com Volume 2114 – Gravely Disabled

Filed under: BartCop Page — Chicago Jim @ 3:31 pm

BartCop.com Volume 2114 – Gravely Disabled

BartCop.com Volume 2114 - Gravely Disabled

In Today’s Tequila Treehouse…

Arrow Hillary’s $5M Loan 
Arrow Hillary battles MSGOP HOT
Arrow Her superdelegates
Arrow How We Get Out HOT
Arrow Why I Hate Clinton Staffers
Arrow The GOP Loves Obama HOT
Arrow It’s not Obama’s Fault 
Arrow Your Candidate Sucks
Arrow Carrie and Shania 

In a Handbasket

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 6:12 am

It would be pink.

Democratic Hopefuls

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 6:08 am

I hope that we don’t find a way to screw this one up.

Change

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 6:05 am

Now that’s change we can believe in.

Look! Up in the sky!

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 6:03 am

“My work here is done.”

Village People?

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 6:01 am

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Age Issue

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:58 am

Hundred years? Thousand?  Eternity?

February 10, 2008

Huffington Continues Her Obsessive Attack On Clintons

Filed under: Uncategorized — N @ 7:51 pm

Why does Ariana Huffington hate the Clintons so much. Its almost borderline obsessive behavior. Huffington and by extension the Huffington Post, her Internet venture, have spent the entire primary season trashing the Clinton campaign and writing assassination pieces about everyone and anyone tied to the campaign.

Case in point is Ariana’s new hatched job on Maggie Williams. Williams is a long time Clinton advisor who is about to take over as campaign manager for Hillary Clinton. Because Ariana is a hateful revengeful bitch she unearthed a hatchet job piece she wrote about Williams ten years ago. Ten fucking years. The following is the beginning to the ten year old article,

One of the most distressing features of our current political system and the Clinton White House in particular, is the way they turn otherwise honest, caring, idealistic individuals into spinning, rationalizing, truth-twisting defendants desperately trying to stay out of jail.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/who-is-maggie-williams_b_85909.html#postComment

Apparently Ariana believes that the Clinton White House was worse than Watergate and Iran Contra. What a moron. Ariana’s hate for the Clintons and those associated with them is very deep and seemingly personal. Its a shame Huffington has the readership she does for her less than factual attacks on the Clintons. If Hillary does become president it will be in spite of so called Democrats like Ariana Huffington.

Ron Paul Basically Gives Up

Filed under: Commentary — Volt @ 1:44 pm

Wonkette, DC Gossip, February 10, 2008

It is a tragic day for the Ron Paul ReLOVEution or whatever they call it. Late Friday night, Dr. Congressman Ron Paul posted a letter to his fans basically saying it’s over, but he will continue talking about his message, and plus it would be completely embarrassing for him if he also lost his congressional seat. Gather the children and vodka so we can mourn the American Revolution that was lost.

The note was posted at 10:14 p.m., probably Central Time. It starts with an old-fashioned freedom-loving salutation (“Whoa!”) and ends with an angry attack on the very hippies (“socialists”) who elevated him from another nobody right-winger congressman running a quixotic presidential campaign to a hilarious national Internet fad.

Here’s the message:

Whoa! What a year this has been. And what achievements we have had. If I may quote Trotsky of all people, this Revolution is permanent. It will not end at the Republican convention. It will not end in November. It will not end until we have won the great battle on which we have embarked. Not because of me, but because of you. Millions of Americans – and friends in many other countries – have dedicated themselves to the principles of liberty: to free enterprise, limited government, sound money, no income tax, and peace. We will not falter so long as there is one restriction on our persons, our property, our civil liberties. How much I owe you. I can never possibly repay your generous donations, hard work, whole-hearted dedication and love of freedom. How blessed I am to be associated with you. Carol, of course, sends her love as well.

Let me tell you my thoughts. With Romney gone, the chances of a brokered convention are nearly zero. But that does not affect my determination to fight on, in every caucus and primary remaining, and at the convention for our ideas, with just as many delegates as I can get. But with so many primaries and caucuses now over, we do not now need so big a national campaign staff, and so I am making it leaner and tighter. Of course, I am committed to fighting for our ideas within the Republican party, so there will be no third party run. I do not denigrate third parties – just the opposite, and I have long worked to remove the ballot-access restrictions on them. But I am a Republican, and I will remain a Republican.

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