
May 21, 2008
McJESUS?

State GOP Chair Claims McCain Is ‘Kind Of Like Jesus’
Some dingbat state Republican leader says John McCain is “kind of like Jesus.” Because they were both born 2,000 years ago? No! It’s because, according to Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart, John McCain never denounced the United States when he was a war prisoner — just like Christ, when he was in ‘Nam. Ha ha, but McCain did denounce the United States. Explore the idiocy, after the jump.
May 20, 2008
Nation for Sale
Nation for Sale
Used: approximately 200 years old; occupied by squatters previously, most have since been relocated;
Condition: Possible fixer-upper; In poor shape; Extreme deterioration last 8 or so years; Used to be owned and run by a concerned population;
Current owners: Slumlords, aka Large Corporations;
Current Landlord: Half-wit slumlord that has run the nation into the ground the last 7 years;
Population: Approx 300 million; 98% of which apathetically support the extravagant expenditures of Corporate vultures and the current slumlord;
Low maintenance: Virtually no upkeep; resident’s income has been invested in other nations; junkets for current owners; etc.
Current Expenses: Relatively low; wages on the decline; outsourcing less than grossly profitable jobs to foreign nations; minimal outlay for small armed force in third world country; huge returns on military investments expected;
May 19, 2008
Bush lied about giving up golf
Keith Olbermann and NBC have discovered that President Bush played golf two months after he claimed he had given up golf in solidarity with the soldiers serving in Iraq. So in addition to being an insensitive remark to begin with it turns out to be a complete lie.
May 18, 2008
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May 15, 2008
Jeremiah Wright ‘stole my wife’

Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s pastor, ‘stole my wife’
By Tom Leonard in New York
Last Updated: 1:58AM BST 06/05/2008
Barack Obama’s controversial spiritual mentor, the Rev Jeremiah Wright, has been accused of stealing the wife of a parishioner who went to him for marriage counselling.
Delmer Reed has told friends he believed it was no coincidence that his former wife, Ramah, divorced him and married Mr Wright shortly after the Chicago pastor gave him advice on their troubled marriage in the early 1980s.
Roosevelt Thomas, a lawyer who handled the Reeds’ divorce in 1983, confirmed to the New York Post that Mr Reed long believed Rev Wright moved in on his wife after counselling them.








How Will Obama Win 270 Electoral Votes?
Paul Maslin, Salon, May 16, 2008
Thanks to John Adams and James Madison, an American presidential election really does begin and end with the Electoral College. Didn’t 2000 tell us that? (Well, it ended with Anthony Kennedy and Sandra Day O’Connor, but you get the drift.)
Critics scoff and call it an antiquated and unfair system (it is). Many Democrats — notably, this year, Obama backers — would like their party to stop thinking in terms of three yards and a cloud of purple-state dust and instead embrace the beauty of a 50-state strategy. Somehow, they say, 2008 can and must be different.
OK, I’m listening. Different how? In that the Democrats win?
Certain cold realities haven’t changed. A candidate must still reach 270 electoral votes to gain the White House. Unless there is a popular-vote landslide in November, the presidential election is still best seen as a collection of 50 statewide contests. Should this fall’s election be as close as the last two in 2000 and 2004, no more than one-third of those 50 states will be in serious contention. In fact, only about half of that number will ultimately decide the outcome, since the vast majority of the other “close” states actually lean pretty strongly to one side or the other and are unlikely to shift their preference. Once again we’re all going to be spending a lot of the next six months, at least psychically, in the Rust Belt.
To figure out how Obama can assemble the magic 270, then, let’s look at the 17 states where this fall’s outcome is not a mortal lock. I am a Democratic pollster — this presidential election cycle I worked for Bill Richardson, and last time I worked for Howard Dean. But my collection of swing states is not based on current match-up polling between Obama and McCain. I mostly ignored the polls — come on, it’s May. Instead, I looked at long-term voting trends and demographics.
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