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May 15, 2008

IF ONLY SHE HAD!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 12:11 pm

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from Barbara Bush’s new biography

GLOBAL WARMING?

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 12:04 pm

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Elvis Costello and the Imposters Return with Momofuku

Filed under: Uncategorized — N @ 10:11 am

Elvis Costello’s career has taken so many left turns since his new-wave beginnings that it’s nearly more surprising to hear him record a rock record these days than one of his many excursions in other genres. But Momofuku returns him to his band the Imposters– their first in a while, and likely the sort of record most of his fans have been waiting for. continue review here

May 14, 2008

Bush Begs

Filed under: Toon — Tags: , , , , , — Volt @ 7:01 pm

Bush Reveals He Supports Troops By Giving Up Golf

Filed under: Uncategorized — N @ 4:44 pm

While our soldiers are dying for a useless cause in Iraq George W. Bush has revealed how he has been doing his part to support the troops since 2003. How has the commander in lies supported the troops? Not by giving them adequate equipment or proper troop levels or much needed leave. No….George W. Bush supports the troops he sends to die in Iraq by abstaining from playing golf. Imagine! Bush has given up golf! What a noble gesture! How much more shallow and useless could George W. Bush be? He is a public embarrassment. Our soldiers are giving their lives every day for Bush’s illegal oil grab in Iraq and the best he can do to support them is to give up a game he wasn’t very adept at to begin with.

I PRONOUNCE YOU…

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 1:10 pm

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The very thought of another Bush reproducing scares the hell out of me!

IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL…

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 9:17 am

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Unfit!

Filed under: Toon — Tags: , , , , — Volt @ 7:04 am

May 13, 2008

PRETTY IN PINK

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 2:02 pm

PRISON INMATES PRETTY IN PINK

By kathy on Jan 15, 2008 in Texas

Can the Embarrassment Reduce Crime and Save Billions in Tax Dollars?

by James H. Lilley

The Van Zandt County, Texas Detention Center in Canton, Texas has taken a page from the “Prison Handbook” of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona. That’s right, the new standard in fashion wear for prisoners in the Van Zandt County Slammer is PINK. And, prisoners interviewed by CNN News, openly expressed their embarrassment over their new garb, and vowed to never return to the jail—even if it meant never committing another crime.

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KING RICHARD THE LYIN-HEARTED AND

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 12:05 pm

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KING RICHARD THE LYIN-HEARTED AND

THE CLOWN PRINCE

May 12, 2008

Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Simply “Super” (Sarcasm Intended)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ye Olde Scribe @ 3:27 pm

Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Inedible, Quote Machine
“Turning out the Inedible, but Interesting, for at Least Eight Blog Years.”

“(Junior’s)… no moron. He just plays one.”

-A-Non-E- Moose

“(Junior’s) …legacy may well be: amongst other more obvious horrors, reviving the old U.S.S.R.”

-A-Non-E-Moose

Simply “Super” (Sarcasm Intended)

Since the writer strike has been starving us all of the usual grand (sic) burnt offerings, ABC, NBC, ABC, Pubic Broadcasting, and Scribe’s “beloved,” “unfair and very mentally unbalanced” FLOX, decided to offer programming given to them for free by the DLC. You probably didn’t notice you were watching these “super;” not so mellow, melodramas.

Super Woman 08

Super powers: superior fighting abilities through tossing her not so secret weapon; dung fu.

Weaponry: sharp spear that has two points; one to stab at an opponent in the same party and one for real opponents to push back on. Works best in reverse.

A “Better” Base Who Supports her superherodumb: now new and “improved,” and mostly energized by lower class white power. My, oh my, and the same category filled with Lush Dimbulb listeners who were told to vote for her just to royally screw things up. Ain’t that a co-winky-dink?

Sidekick: Husband; you know the one who has helped even his friends stick a knife in his own back for the past 16 years.

Super Man 08

“Super” powers: a semi fine command of the English language and the ability to talk enemies to death. Well, it worked the last presidential election, right? (Possible response by his base when this is a pointed out: “What? Why did you say a Black man can’t talk?”

Weaponry: his magic calming ray that gets everyone together and stop fighting each and moves the country forward. Warning: this weapon has yet to be proven effective except amongst supporters. Possible response by his base when this is pointed out: “What? Why are you saying a Black man is always inept?”

His “better” Base: “Don’t you dare even hint at criticizing him.”

Sidekick: “What, you saying a Black man has to have someone to do his work for him? You saying they’re all lazy?”

Not seen, the real arch villain: Junior. He won’t even bother to walk on the set. The reprogrammed McCain bot will do it for him.

Scribe’s note: ain’t TV grand? Almost as “inspiring” as how we treat each other.

WHERE DOES CHENEY GO?

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 3:07 pm

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DON’T CROSS CONDI!

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 2:43 pm

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Bush Campaign Promise–“I’ll Lower The Price Of Oil”

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 2:33 pm

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Bush Campaign Promise – “I’ll Lower The Price Of Oil”

The Facts

In June of 2000 George Bush promised to lower the price of gasoline (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9A03E4D71030F93BA15755C0A9669C8B63&scp=20&sq=bush+oil+prices&st=nyt)

“through sheer force of personality”. His plan was to create enough “good will” with OPEC that they would willingly increase output thereby decreasing the price of crude oil. When he said that he was in the process of telling the country how terrible Bill Clinton and the Democrats had muddled up our foreign relations.

My View

Ok, first question, Georgie Boy; what happened? Oil has gone from $35 per barrel to $128.00 dollars per barrel, and gasoline has gone from $1.70 to nearly $4 and more per gallon since you made that campaign promise. Personally, I don’t think America can afford anymore of your “good will” and “bubbling personality”. Maybe that, along with all your other screw-ups over the past seven and a half years, is why your approval rating is down to 28%. And we all know who those 28% are; employees at Fox News, all those wealthy people, and all those big corporations, especially the oil companies. Congratulations on your accomplishments, “Mr.” President.

http://acnn.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/bush-campaign-promise-ll-lower-the-price-of-oil/

John McCain at Home

May 11, 2008

DID BLACKWATER BUY CONGRESS?

Filed under: Uncategorized — kerry @ 11:28 am

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WITH TAXPAYER’S BUCKS?

FOCUS | “For Blackwater It’s Business as Usual”

James Risen reports for The New York Times: “Last fall, Blackwater Worldwide was in deep peril. Guards for the security company were involved in a shooting in September that left at least 17 Iraqis dead at a Baghdad intersection. Outrage over the killings prompted the Iraqi government to demand Blackwater’s ouster from the country, and led to a criminal investigation by the FBI, a series of internal investigations by the State Department and the Pentagon, and high-profile Congressional hearings. But after an intense public and private lobbying campaign, Blackwater appears to be back to business as usual.”

 

  The State Department has just renewed its contract to

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