“A whale of a tale; now with REAL Rush Limbaugh quotes!”
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Neo Trek
Yet another piece of trash in the Thank God They Were Lost Star Trek Episodes has been dug out of the under the outhouse depository of miserable prose. This week’s edition is part of a proposed movie for IV; before they went to rescue their own Willys in San Fran.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find the real Lush quotes.
Our anti-heros, manning The Incompetentship; Not So Free, Enterprise have been sent to the Ayn Rand Quadrant; protected by the useless Private Fire Department conglomerate; where they find a black hole named Condi Lice. She has opened her legs wide and is devouring all of reality, semi-reality and fictional constructs: including the Teletubbies. (The Tubbies still wander; Lost in Space, in their overweight Billy Mummy brand spaceship.)
The mission… freedom? Justice? Survival? Have their engineer beam aboard more Scottie-brand toilet paper to wipe off the unholy mess Junior made? No, making a typical Neo Con error in logic: they think their mission is to waste all the money in the known and unknown universe, and is theirs, and only theirs, to waste. An error… error…. error in logic, just like that computer in the original series suffered from: now affectionately known to Neos as, “Roni Raygun”
Our movie, not “trailer,” not even “popup,” but short promo “poop-up…” is called…
Star Trek IV: Rice Err Roni
Captain Lush the Dimbulb Kirk: Slow us down to Mark 3, Mr. Sulu.









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