This morning Scribe dozed off while listening to a news feed and dreamed of…
Rocky: And now, we here at FrostREALLYbites Falls present…
…short little man wearing antlers ambles on screen…
Rocky: Who are you?
Bull: Call me Bullwinkle.
Rocky: Not again! You’re not…
(After being dragged into a backroom for while a rather shaken and wet Rocky comes out…)
Bull: Hey Rocky, Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my…
Rocky: HAT?
Bull: (grinning in his usual smarmy, condescending, arrogant; yet quite ignorant way) If you say so…
Reaches into his hat and pulls out a nuclear bomb with USA scratched out and Iran spelled IHRAHN marked in crayon…
Rocky: But that’s marked USA. You just scratched it out and used a crayon to…
Bull: Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my as…
Rocky: (being a cartoon character he can be a little slow on the… draw.) HAT! And why should we trust you any more than last time, Borris?
Bull: BULLWINKLE. MY NAME IS BULLWINKLE.
(Rocky obviously doesn’t want to go back in the room for torture… um, “enhanced interrogation.”)
Rocky: If you say so, Bull…
Bull pulls out nothing
Rocky: But that’s nothing…
Bull: But they’re THINKING of making nuclear weapons… no one else is, or ever has… but they are thinking of it. That’s why we have to go over there and kill, kill, die, die…
(Please excuse Scribe, he’s now channeling part of an old Trek script that also mimics a certain vile criminal who squats in the White House.)
Bull: Hey, Rocky, want to see me…
Then Scribe awoke while Junior was on the air making his usual blood thirsty noises. DAMN, Scribe misses Bullwinkle. It’s a rotten shame when a fictional cartoon character was far smarter than our current foriegn policy. But that’s how the script has read, for seven long, miserable, corruption infested years.
Dear Scribe, They are also replaying the Harry Potter movies on the one-eyed monster. Your confusion concerning real evil will evaporate in the presence of real evil.
Fractured Fairytales lives!
Comment by grimgold — December 5, 2007 @ 7:53 pm