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Nothin’ but analysis this week.”

So the sometimes shrill Hill lost, like her husband did in 92.

YAWN.

Bill Come Back Boy didn’t even win Nue Hampshy-er. (Spelled out for the benefit of all those stoic men and how they pronounce the name of their state. No, it’s NOT just some cliche’ or urban myth. Many Hamp-men put on stoicism like Neu Yok-ers put on that cheesy hair piece of indifference every morning before they go out to NOT greet, or even pay much attention to, the day.)

This morning Scribe heard pundits already declaring Hill dead.

Right, and they earn their high price pundit pay by being wrong so often, HOW? They really need to hire Scribe, if only they could get him to come out of his Anti- Archie Bunker long enough.

The questions remain the same, and the first one Scribe will address to those who hate the somewhat shrill Hill. (She’s by no means a favorite of his, by the way.) This is a very important one. Can anyone actually win the Junior-defiled office these days if they are not, at least in some measure, a corporatist? Now Scribe doesn’t like the implications of the question any more that you do. But tis a valid question, isn’t it?

Scribe answers his own question with a: NO, unfortunately.

Now if Hill does get to sit in that smeared and splattered with dung; no longer so “White,” House, will she become like Franklin’s brother and, having NOT run an anti-corporate campaign, rule as a reformer? Doubtful, but stranger things have happened. (Just consider the disgusting troll who somehow managed to be the worst ruler we’ve ever had but always snapped back into his throne, and always avoided an ounce of accountability.)

Can she manage that boomerang, jujitsu-like moves, when Bill turned those who were against him into a positive force for votes? Well, the weather report… brought to you by the Martians in Mars Attacks who learned to speak from the Senator herself… says: most likely, “NO.” If she is the candidate, and can’t: GOD HELP US ONE AND ALL. (And Tiny Tim too, although he’s dead and hopefully his uke gone to a better place: as in “the dump.”)

The guy with the nice smile who was just too damn nice to Biggus Dickus? Common gang, you know what happened to Dean when he ran. They were all attentive, and semi-sort of nice, until he mentioned he would insist on laws that would result in breaking up big corporations: in this case as in “media.” Next thing we knew he became the “insane,” “unstable,” and also mostly an un-guy: dropped faster by the MSM than a large Saint Bernard puppy with cement slippers pitched from a plane with no parachute. The lawyer who spent so much time: Scribe praises him for it, trying to make corporations accountable HASN’T GOT A CHANCE IN FASCISTIC HELL. (Thank you very much: NOT, to the far less than “supreme” Supremes… and their clerk who turned a rather flat footnote into a ruling. May it put a Clarence Thomas pubic hair in all of your morning cups: coffee, tea, hot toddy or Jim Beam straight up. Oh, and isn’t it odd that when one drinks too much Jim; unpolluted, that you become VERY polluted, and that one becomes exactly the opposite of “straight up” in more ways than one? Could this be a way to make Dickus far less “Biggus?” Or, since he likes to curse so much, would he just become a floppy Dick-cuss?)

A black man? Hey folks, Scribe’s all for it; but there’s a damn good reason Scribe resides in his Anti-Archie Bunker. Do you think, gentle reader, that racist America has gone extinct? Do you think the they only populate the portions of the most Right Wing Party with the “fringe” on top? Scribe has spoken with, and met, many a closeted skin tint hater on BOTH sides.

Ain’t going to happen.

And THAT’S so ^%$#@! SAD.

If anyone is going to claim the sometimes shrill is inexperienced don’t even mention Mr. O.; who has LESS. Besides, there’s been a whole two houses of “experienced” working, and whining, in WAAH!-shington, who were mostly worse than useless during the past eight years, epecially the past two which should have counted for SOMETHING other than, “Oh, you’re going to filibuster? Sorry, my bad: you win,” or, “Impeaching is only for Democrats who think ‘is’ is past tense.”

The rest are, unfortunately, just pathetic putz-wannabes. That’s not because they really ARE, no… because corporate media insists on treating them like a freak show. Americans have yet to wake up to the unprofessional wrestling, Pravda for the Right, change in the media. They have also slept through the fascisti-cization of America. This does NOT bode well for ANYONE.

Well, gentle reader, back to the races. Scribe predicts the shrill Hill will either win… or more likely come in a strong second in the “not so taken for Granite” State. Of course, so far, all this really indicates is that we still live, politically, in the Outer Limits… where they have taken control of our organ sacks and, unlike that great show, won’t let go.

That leaves one more question. Junior predicted it would be Hillary will lose to the ReTHUG. Since that will mean, no matter what, continued power flowing to BushCo… (WHAT, you think they’re just going to go away?) …and since they have NEVER shown an even Richard Speck amount of decency by being willing to let the country NURSE itself back to health, common decency, or from acting like a genocidal, homicidal, torture loving state: like the very “freedom hating” terrorists we have been ordered to loathe… what do YOU think is going to happen?

Hopefully Junior’s “prediction” is just wrong, and not: “the fix is in:” as in 00 and 04. If only Dems had forced his hand on at least keeping those who run his campaigns from also being the official in their state who decides whether the vote is being counted and tallied right.

Scribe might begin to think he isn’t so damn “spot on.”