Well, it’s finally over. Mostly.
Anna Nichole Smith is six feet under in the Bahamas, and the drive-by media is finding something new to frenzy over.
But the question remains – why?
Why the utter adoration of her by the mainstream media?
The news weenies at ABC, CBS, NBC, and FOX were deer in headlights for over three weeks; night and day, rain and shine, nonstop.
Even Britney Spear’s shaved head could only give momentary pause to the onslaught. Talking heads frowned, pretending to care for the music diva, then right back to Smith.
I understand the drive-bys believe we are all stupid and as entranced as they are with Anna Smith, but still I paced the floor and wondered out loud,
“How could this Hollywood bimbo get such rapt attention?”
Overhearing the raving, my teenager poked her head around the corner,
“It’s the knockers, Dad.”
Grimgold