This week’s Ye Olde stands alone; like the just as fictional Lee Harvey Oswald did from that window. It is not meant as threat or a suggestion. Anyone actually doing this would be beyond an IDIOT. Mere satire, parody? Perhaps. But no extra features this week: just a totally fictional musing called…
THE ASSASSIN
Early 2008.
Junior and Biggus Dickus stood, holding hands, on a platform with Fred Thompson… candidate for the presidency. Well, actually the phrase “marionette in training” might better describe his situation. No ReTHUGlican was going to win who couldn’t be controlled by, as the talented Bartcop calls evildoers, the BFEE. Perhaps “human android” would be even closer to the truth.
Wait! What about the STORY, Scribe?
Sorry, perhaps like Scrooge, YOS was distracted by a piece of undigested meat, or was it Maiden Millie? Hmmm, choices, choices. Either digressing while digesting, or by olde haggis?
DAMN! Maiden Millie just slapped Scribe.
He deserved it.
Junior’s thumb was gently caressing the hand he held… and NO, Scribe won’t finish explaining that. Some relationships are best left unexplained: like a human-size roach having relations with a human-size, bloated, tick.
As they held their hands high to celebrate the up and coming fixed election a shot rang out.
Why do shots “ring out?” Do they have little bells on them?
The bullet shattered its way…
There are many ways a sensible person could reply to your silly rantings, but your unabashed stealing of ‘Biggus Dickus’ from Monty Python is absolutely intolerable!
Any more of this unauthorized copying of art of the masters, and I will appeal to Bart to have you thrown off the air!
Grim
Comment by grimgold — May 6, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
Ah, “sensible.”
It’s meant as HUMOR.
Don’t like?
Don’t find it funny?
Don’t read.
There’s plenty on Bart without threatening other posters. Or was this an attempt at humor that fell flat? Humor is, as it always is, in the mind of those who chuckle, guffaw or roar.
As far as “Biggus” goes, the title is apt. Far more a REAL “Biggus Dickus” than the movie namesake.
Comment by Ye Olde Scribe — May 14, 2007 @ 2:37 pm