Chris Kelly, The Huffington Post, August 9, 2007
There are some lame political websites out there, but only one, “stophernow.com” is so weak it actually drains your computer battery, then leaches through the wiring to the rest of your house and makes the lights dim and the TV fade out, and your freezer defrost and all your Hot Pockets go bad.
(Wait, can Hot Pockets go bad?)
I guess “stophernow.com” is supposed to be an anti-Hillary site. But it’s so toothless, for all I know it’s for her. It has a bunch of links to news stories, but about half of them aren’t even negative. (It’s like some temp is in charge, and just types “‘Hillary’ not ‘Duff’” into Google News and attaches whatever comes up.) There’s a place where you can donate money – of course. But the core of this thing is an animated talk show parody called “The Hillary Show.”
Hoo-hoo! A talk show! Hosted by Hillary Clinton! It practically writes itself! (Which would explain a lot, since most human authors are at least a little funny.) Go see for yourself.
But wait! Before you go, I should warn you: If you’re a liberal, lock up your limousine and hold on to your tree, you’re going to get a satirizing! Because this is the website that tells it like it is. No sacred cow goes ungored. (Not even Al Gore! That nature lover!)