“Stock markets shot back to 14,000 and the Iraqi resistance surrendered today on
news that America’s Sweetheart, Jenna Bush, is marrying that guy she used to date
before she split for South America.Henry Hager is the son of former Virginia
lieutenant governor and state GOP chief and tobacco exec John H. Hager. Even better,
young Henry worked directly for Karl Rove in the White House, so there’s a good
chance Jenna’s new husband will be forced to testify at her dad’s war-crimes trial.”
–Ken Layne,
Bart says: A Tobacco-Republican-Rove-protege?
The only thing missing is he wasn’t a torture guard at Abu Graib.