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January 17, 2008

The Tattlesnake: The Eleventh Commandment Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — RS Janes @ 3:01 am

Whether Ronald Reagan wrote this himself, or one of his minions dreamed it up, it has gained notoriety as one of his well-worn slogans:

Reagan’s Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt speak no ill of another Republican.

Which led the Tattler to wonder what the ‘Eleventh Commandment’ of other politicians, pundits and organizations might be:

The Big Media Eleventh Commandment: Thou may speak of the deceptions, fraud, and illegal acts of the Bush Administration, as long as ye do not mention impeachment.

The Big Media Major Party Debate Eleventh Commandment: Dennis and Ron, we knoweth the polls say you won your last debates; that is why we will not allow you in the next one.

George W. Bush’s Eleventh Commandment: When thou were a child, thou hast the understanding of a child and blew up frogs; when thou became a man, thou still hast the understanding of a child and blow up men. It is beyond reason why thee continue as president.

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The Tattlesnake – Oh, Gee and O.J. and More Juicy Juice Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Uncategorized — RS Janes @ 3:01 am

Brief Notes on the Simpson Hearing and Other Nevada ‘Goings-On’

– Of course, we all saw this video clip on TV ad infinitum:

“Mr. Simpson, I don’t know if it’s arrogance or ignorance, or both, that caused you to violate the conditions of your bail, but I assure you you’re going to obey this court. Do you understand me, Mr. Simpson?”

“WHITE WHORE BITCH WOMAN JUDGE, I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN FAMILY, JUST LIKE I DID MY EX-WIFE!”

“Just for that outburst, Mr. Simpson, I’m doubling your bail to $250,000!” (more…)

Pond Scum – grimgold

Filed under: Uncategorized — grimgold @ 3:00 am

How much would you be willing to pay for a gallon of green gunk skimmed off the top of a pond? 10 years from now, we’ll likely be able to answer that question. Researchers at the University of Minnesota are growing algae and working on ways to convert it into oil, and eventually, biodiesel. They say algae could be the auto fuel of the future. (more…)

January 16, 2008

Virginia Lawmaker Works to Ban Rubber Testicles on Trucks

Filed under: News — Volt @ 7:51 pm

Ananova, January 16, 2008

A controversial Virginia lawmaker is trying to introduce new legislation to ban rubber testicles from being fitted to the back of trucks.

Lionel Spruill, known for his failed attempt in 2005 to ban baggy pants, says the motivation for his latest idea came from a constituent.

The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.

Mr Spruill agreed to act: “I said, ‘Sir, I’m going to be the laughing stock, but I’m going to do it’,” he told the Virginian-Pilot.

Truck drivers who sport fake testicles on the back of their vehicles would risk a $250 fine under his proposal.

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January 15, 2008

Huckabee Wants to Amend the Constitution to be in ‘God’s standards’

Filed under: News — Volt @ 6:10 pm

David Edwards and Muriel Kane, The Raw Story, January 15, 2008

The United States Constitution never uses the word “God” or makes mention of any religion, drawing its sole authority from “We the People.” However, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee thinks it’s time to put an end to that.

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.”

When Willie Geist reported Huckabee’s opinion on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, co-host Mika Brzezinski was almost speechless, and even Joe Scarborough couldn’t immediately find much to say beyond calling it “interesting,”

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GOP Loving Media Try To Derail Democrats With Race and Gender

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — N @ 5:05 pm

Today the Clinton and Obama campaigns pledged to stop fighting dirty with each other around race and gender and to instead fight dirty about their positions on major issues. Okay, that’s not exactly what they said. The mainstream media would just assume they continue to fight about race and gender but they would take anything they could get. The fact is the nonsense about race and gender that has been reported about the two campaigns this week is complete bullshit maintained by the mainstream media. Very few large media companies want to see either Obama or Clinton in the White House. After all neither one fits what they want which is a white male Republican.

Right now the Democrats are in an interesting position. For the first time in American history you have a woman, a black man and a white man all running for president. What is even more interesting is that the woman and the black man seem to have the best shot at the nomination. History is being made and that should be entertaining enough. However the mainstream media, controlled by GOP loving major corporations, don’t want the public to watch this history unfold. They want to see the Democrats implode over race and gender and culture and anything else the bastards can think of so another GOP nutjob can become president.

We the people, Democrat, Republican and everyone else should be excited that we finally got here. America has been way behind the curve in terms of diversity in its presidents compared to many other nations throughout the world. This is historic for us and we should follow it for the compelling history that it is. Only racist, bigoted assholes (read much of the corporate media) would want to denigrate such a campaign into racial and gender prejudices. We the people don’t need to pay attention.

BartCop.com Volume 2098 – Negro Chinaco

Filed under: BartCop Page — Chicago Jim @ 4:35 pm

BartCop.com Volume 2098 – Negro Chinaco

BartCop.com Volume 2098 - Negro Chinaco

In Today’s Tequila Treehouse…

Arrow Tweety = Lying Ho
Arrow Hilly vs the Butt-Plug HOT
Arrow Telephone with MLK HOT
Arrow The Hillary Stereotype
Arrow Kill your Damn TV
Arrow Peace Bus Torched HOT
Arrow Kerry – Just Go Away
Arrow Obama’s Fairy Tale
Arrow Did Beyonce Marry?

I am Pissed, at the Media, Obama, and Hillary

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — Gerry Fern @ 12:04 pm

What the hell is going on? We now have a racial problem among the top two Democratic candidates? What is this bullshit? Who created this mess and promoted it? Of course the main stream media. I guess they were bored with the campaign, not enough excitement. And that is sad and shameful, and just another example of why you cannot trust anything these bastards tell you. The only way Bill and Hillary could be more attuned to the concerns of African Americans would be to have been born in Africa themselves with a lot more melatonin in their systems. Go ahead, parse that sentence and inject something I did not mean into it. That is what the MSN has done to the comments of the past couple of days. They have snipped whole statements and made them to mean something that they did not in their original context. So are these people evil bastards? I’m I pissed at them? You bet.

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Another landmark bill

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:02 pm

The second aspirin will cost $2,000

Resolutions

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:02 pm

I resolve to take my blood pressure medicine.

Every Year

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:01 pm

And lose weight, and stop molesting children.

Creation

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:01 pm

I’m not so sure about those first two

New Pastor

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:01 pm

I hear they can be doctors, too.

More Trivial

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:00 pm

Just stay home, we’ll place your vote how you would if you knew anything.

Predictability

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 12:00 pm

Phoning it in

D.G.M.

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:59 am

“Hey, he reads BartCop too!  Express flight to Gitmo!”

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