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“Because all ‘people’ with rights also have responsibilities.”

Damn Pinko Socialist Commie Liberals. Don’t they know, Virginia, that corporations are people too? And like humans they have responsibilities, or they’re SUPPOSED TO. If that’s so, then Scribe is “A-OK” with corporate person-hood.

Now we have a conundrum, a quandry, a problem. Do we execute only the brain or all the cells of that “person?” If Halliburton is found to have helped terrorists, or harmed the troops, do we waterboard the CEO or every employee? Blackwater supplies our enemies with talking points? Off to Gitmo they go. And, by the way, since Junior’s Crime Syndicate gave the Taliban millions of dollars just before 9/11 that Scribe figures went right into the pockets of the plotters, should we have Junior and his sleazy, plastic wifey watch while soldiers rape the two Bush sluts, just like some prisoners had to watch their kids raped? Maybe hook up some live wires and make Laura stand in a pool of water? Piss on their Bibles: use the pages as toilet paper?

Well, if corporations are people, then all their employees should be available to be snatched off the streets, or out of an airport because that’s “international ground,” not national, and turned into vegetables, just like Jose’ Padilla.

If corporations and crime families are people with free speech rights: more rights then everyone else since they have a hell of a lot more money, then they have a lot more responsibilities, right?

Oh, boy. Scribe CAN’T WAIT!

Can he help pour the water or pull the switch?

Just call if you need him.

He’ll be waiting.

Photobucket provided picture of marbles plotting

Regular readers know that Scribe has a literal army of spy flies that leave his Anti-Archie bunker and return with reports. Has anyone noticed no one plays tiddlywinks anymore? Just where have all the marbles gone? Here’s spy fly: serial number 4563XHICCUP2′s, report. It’s a spy fly image of a news release for an upcoming event.

Washington: 2012, November- Human beings. Lay down your weapons. Sarah Fumblemouth Palin, step back from accepting those bogus election results. (Thanks, Diebold/ES&S, or whatever you call yourselves now.) We, the worldwide marble conspiracy, are declaring world domination.

Aggies and Micas will take back all the mineral rich areas where you have enslavement millions over the years to mine for riches. Beachball marbles will immediately proceed to any place Jimmy Buffet has been. Devil’s Eyes and Sulphide will rule over Washington, DC: since no other decent marble wants to venture into HELL.

Other assignments to follow.

We have come to the conclusion that humanity is simply not intelligent enough to rule this planet. The past 50 years you have really been losing it, from Flat Earthers, to Birthers, to Whitewater, to going to war over lies; you simply are not a sentient species. Torture as an acceptable method for those claiming to love “freedom?” COMMON PEOPLE!!!

Take, for example, Barack Obama who promised health care, pushed for it, then let Congress go on break so they could rally their troops with BS. Then tosses out all the things his base wanted just to get SOMETHING passed? Let Joe LIE-berboy rule? Come on. Intelligent? Even an addled Adie knows better than that. Or Barack likes what happened in Haiti because he can “use it?” Even the most putz-y Lutzes are smarter than Steely-balls Lush Dimbulb.

You are like kids who play with us and lose us simply by walking away. Except Glen Schmeckus the Beckus; who never had any marbles to begin with.

Resist us and we will be under foot, under your wheels: everywhere. You have been warned. You are the ones who have been losing your marbles for years.