January 25, 2008
January 24, 2008
Tucker loves Obama on MSGOP
5:45 Central on Thursday
On MSGOP, Pat Buchanan and Tucker Carlson are going on and on about poor Barack, nobody’s playing fair and he’s such a great guy and a true leader, yada yada yada, and then there’s Bill Press (He tries) trying to defend Clinton against the onslaught of the GOP/Obama Alliance.
After all this time, I still haven’t heard from anyone who says they feel
a bit strange fighting political battles alongside Rush, FOX and the BFEE.
I don’t think I could handle that.
Ye Olde Scribe Presents: What to Do With YOUR Plastic Baby Fetus
Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Inedible Quote Machine
“Something to THINK about, not EAT, dummy!”
“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.” – Denis Diderot
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…
“Hey, most of it is crap, but every once upon the birth of a litter of purple puppies…”
Here are what the draft plans for… (Junior’s) …Library now call for:
The AMT room. Originally designed for the very few well-heeled visitors, staff now expect 26 million to pass through this room annually.
The Alberto Gonzales Room – Where you can’t remember any of the exhibits.
The Hurricane Katrina Room – Where it is always under construction.
The Texas Air National Guard Room – Where you don’t have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room – Where you cannot get in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room – Where you cannot get out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room – Nobody has been able to find it.
The War in Iraq Room – After you complete your first tour, you to go back for your second, third and fourth tours.
The K-Street Project Gift Shop – Where you can buy an election.
The Men’s Room – Where you could meet several Republican Senators in the stalls.
To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn’t care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father’s.
Now, without further ado, YOS Productions and internet-based Free Thinkers Amusement Park Presents…
What to Do With YOUR Plastic Baby Fetus
George Soros: The Worst Market Crisis in 60 years
George Soros, Financial Times, January 22, 2008
The current financial crisis was precipitated by a bubble in the US housing market. In some ways it resembles other crises that have occurred since the end of the second world war at intervals ranging from four to 10 years.
However, there is a profound difference: the current crisis marks the end of an era of credit expansion based on the dollar as the international reserve currency. The periodic crises were part of a larger boom-bust process. The current crisis is the culmination of a super-boom that has lasted for more than 60 years.
Boom-bust processes usually revolve around credit and always involve a bias or misconception. This is usually a failure to recognise a reflexive, circular connection between the willingness to lend and the value of the collateral. Ease of credit generates demand that pushes up the value of property, which in turn increases the amount of credit available. A bubble starts when people buy houses in the expectation that they can refinance their mortgages at a profit. The recent US housing boom is a case in point. The 60-year super-boom is a more complicated case.
Every time the credit expansion ran into trouble the financial authorities intervened, injecting liquidity and finding other ways to stimulate the economy. That created a system of asymmetric incentives also known as moral hazard, which encouraged ever greater credit expansion. The system was so successful that people came to believe in what former US president Ronald Reagan called the magic of the marketplace and I call market fundamentalism. Fundamentalists believe that markets tend towards equilibrium and the common interest is best served by allowing participants to pursue their self-interest. It is an obvious misconception, because it was the intervention of the authorities that prevented financial markets from breaking down, not the markets themselves. Nevertheless, market fundamentalism emerged as the dominant ideology in the 1980s, when financial markets started to become globalised and the US started to run a current account deficit.
William Rivers Pitt: Real Change
William Rivers Pitt, TruthOut, January 23, 2008
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
– George Carlin
Change, right?
That’s been the big buzzword since the middle of December or thereabouts. While the last days of 2007 bled away one by one, and as the pre-Iowa political bedlam became loud beyond endurance, “change” was the word on the lips of every candidate. One could not swing a dead cat by the tail in Ames or Des Moines without swatting campaign literature pledging “change to come,” but only if they got the votes.
Giuliani described himself as an “agent of change.” Clinton talked about needing experience in order to be able to bring change. Obama fairly waxed rhapsodic on the topic, setting the pre-caucus benchmark late in November by using the word four times in one sentence. Romney vowed to bring change to Washington, DC. Even McCain and The Artist Formerly Known As Thompson were grudgingly forced to work the word into their speeches after a while. It was everywhere, and any credulous folks in the crowd must have gotten to a point, after hearing it so often from so many candidates, where it felt safe to assume “change” was really coming no matter who wins come November.
“Change.” Let’s talk about that word, and what it involves. Certainly, making change in America’s domestic and foreign policy priorities is a necessary activity. Consider …
Iraq – A suicide bomber blew himself up in front of a school, wounding 22 teachers and students who were arriving for the beginning of the academic day. Another suicide bomber blew himself up at a funeral in the oil refinery city of Biaji, killing 15 and wounding ten others. The bodies of six family members who had been kidnapped the day before were found shot execution-style in Diyala province. Seven other bodies were found in different Baghdad districts. A bomb went off in Baghdad and wounded a policeman. Gunmen in Baghdad attacked and wounded three other policemen in Baghdad. A roadside bomb detonated on the Diyala Bridge killed an employee of the Transport Ministry and wounded six others. Two US soldiers were killed in Kirkuk, bringing the total number of American soldiers killed in Iraq to 3,931, with 27 of those deaths coming in the month of January to date.
January 23, 2008
Obama Needs To Stop Whining Or Go Home
Today a senior Obama supporter whined about the campaign tactics used by Senator Hillary Clinton and her husband former President Bill Clinton. Dick Harpootlian, the former South Carolina Democratic party chairman and an Obama supporter said what the Clinton’s were doing is “reprehensible” and likened their “dirty tricks” to those of infamous Republican campaign operative Lee Atwater.
What a moron. If this is the kind of behavior the Obama campaign is going to show in a tight spot then they need to go home to their mommies. Let’s leave aside whether the Clinton campaign is doing anything it shouldn’t and look at the response from Harpootlian. He whined. Frankly if you have watched Obama, or any of his people that speak to the press, they are constantly whining and saying things aren’t fair. What the fuck do they think they are doing playing dodge ball on the playground. This is presidential politics and if you can take being beaten on a little bit then you better go home.
It frightens me that Obama could get the nomination. It is incredibly important for this country and the world that a Democrat be elected president. If Obama thinks what is going on is tough and unfair then what will he and his campaign do in a general election fight with Republicans that will stop at nothing to win? The Republicans play very dirty , think Swift Boat, and have used the race card many times in the past. If Obama can’t take the heat now, then he has no business getting the nomination.
Bush Supreme Court Rejects Suit Against Bankers Tied to Enron Debacle
David G. Savage, The Los Angeles Times, January 22, 2008
Washington – The Supreme Court today dismissed a huge lawsuit growing out of the Enron debacle that sought to hold Wall Street bankers liable for scheming with the executives of the defunct Houston energy trader.
Lawyers for investment funds and pension plans, including the University of California’s pension plan, had sued Merrill Lynch and the other bankers, seeking to recover more than $30 billion that was lost when Enron folded in 2001. They argued that all the key players in the scheme that fooled stockholders should be forced to pay.
In dismissing the appeal of the Regents of the University of California vs. Merrill Lynch, the court appeared to doom the big lawsuits still pending against Enron’s bankers.
Robert Scheer: Who Will Take On the Banks?
Robert Scheer, The Huffington Post, January 23, 2008
It was smart of the top Democrats to cut presidential candidate Rep. Dennis Kucinich out of that South Carolina debate, where they lamely attempted to deal with the dire consequences of the banking meltdown without confronting the banks. They made all the proper concerned noises about millions of folks losing their retirement savings and homes, but none was willing to say what Kucinich would have said: Bankers are crooks who will steal from the public unless the government holds them accountable.
How do I know Kucinich would have said that? Because I interviewed him for the Los Angeles Times back when he was mayor of Cleveland and the banks foreclosed on his city after he refused to sell the public power plant. Others can talk a populist line, but Kucinich lived it. He was forced out of office that time, but voters realized 10 years later that Kucinich had been right. Thanks to the public power alternative that Kucinich refused to sacrifice, Cleveland had cheap power, and he was elected to the Ohio Legislature and then to Congress as his reward.
I bring this up now not to push a Kucinich presidential candidacy, which seems quite forlorn given the power of big money and big media to set the stage for permissible political debate, but rather to hold out a yardstick for measuring the “progressivism” of the top three Democrats. Sure, they all would be preferable to their likely Republican alternatives, although Sen. John McCain has been far better than all three Democrats on both campaign-finance reform and taking on the defense contractors who have been bleeding us dry since 9/11. I got a little worried when Sen. Hillary Clinton said she could do the best job in confronting McCain on national security; she is shameless in throwing money at war profiteers, while McCain has held the line on some of the more egregiously wasteful military expenditures.
With a military budget that has more than doubled since 9/11, soaking up trillions of dollars in obligations for future generations, it is stupid to argue about whether the Democrats or Republicans would spend more on needed domestic programs, because the money for those programs will not be available. Kucinich was the one candidate on the Democratic side willing to do what Rep. Ron Paul has in the Republican debates–challenge the phony patriotism of ripping off the taxpayers for war-fighting expenditures in Iraq and elsewhere, leaving us less secure.
Maureen Dowd: Two Against One
Maureen Dowd, The New York Times, January 23, 2008
GREENVILLE, S.C. – If Bill Clinton has to trash his legacy to protect his legacy, so be it. If he has to put a dagger through the heart of hope to give Hillary hope, so be it.
If he has to preside in this state as the former first black president stopping the would-be first black president, so be it.
The Clintons — or “the 2-headed monster,” as the The New York Post dubbed the tag team that clawed out wins in New Hampshire and Nevada — always go where they need to go, no matter the collateral damage. Even if the damage is to themselves and their party.
Bill’s transition from elder statesman, leader of his party and bipartisan ambassador to ward heeler and hatchet man has been seamless — and seamy.
After Bill’s success trolling the casinos on the Las Vegas Strip, Hillary handed off South Carolina and flew to California and other Super Tuesday states. The Big Dog relished playing the candidate again, wearing a Technicolor orange tie and sweeping across the state with the mute Chelsea.
What is Obama’s problem?
Could it be he’s never been in a tough race before?
Is he really surprised that Team Clinton is tougher than Team Alan Keyes?
I think *I* could beat Alan Keyes in a state like Illinois.
Did Obama think the Clintons would just lie down and surrender like most Democrats?
Torchwood
Did you ever believe that the goverment was covering up all the facts about space aliens? Do you believe that Roswell is an intergalactic spaceport? Do you believe that the Men In Black live in the apartment down the block? Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar? If you can answer yes to any of theses questions and are sick and tired of the same old crap on TV I suggest you turn in to BBC America this Saturday at 9:oo PM E for the new season of Torchwood. (more…)
The Tattlesnake – Martin Luther King Jr. Day Edition
The Tattlesnake is old enough to remember when Dr. Martin Luther King was alive and the attitudes towards King of the mainstream ‘Establishment’ press and most major-party politicians in that era. Consider this: If anyone of the popularity of Martin Luther King were around today eloquently speaking against Bush’s wars and social inequality, and for voting rights and uniting people to demand their fair share of the pie from the moneyed elite, you can bet the latter-day J. Edgar Hoover’s and Jesse Helms’ on the right would be castigating him as a ‘commie troublemaker’ or ‘outside agitator,’ or, these days, a hate-America ‘friend of the terrorists,’ just as they did back in 1967. Ann Coulter would no doubt sarcastically suggest he be lynched in effigy; Rush Limbaugh would thunder for him to step down from the pulpit and be investigated for fraud, since he wasn’t teaching the corporate-approved Republican Jesus to his flock. The Big Media would breathlessly connect him to fomenting unrest among the young and poor, and wonder why he wasn’t being jailed for inciting riots.
The Tattlesnake – Freddy’s Finally Dead Edition
Thompson Quits After He Dozes Off During One of His Own Speeches
Your Tattler was trying to think of the worst possible analogy for amiable lump Fred Thompson quitting his GOP presidential bid and came up with this: Fred’s just like Oprah-grown media stalagmite Dr. Phil McGraw visiting Britney Spears in the hospital. Anyone who’s been watching American TV for the past couple of weeks could hardly have missed the story of the ding-dong alleged ‘singer/dancer’ hauled away in an ambulance after she refused to give up one of her frightened children to her useless ex-husband following a weekend visit. Common mortals would have found their court-order-defying behinds in jail, but the marginally-talented Ms. Spears, followed everywhere by a tribe of tabloid photographers and therefore a ‘celebrity,’ was directed instead to a hospital for psychiatric examination. Crass media ferret Dr. Phil felt a tingling in his tuber unassisted by pills at this opportunity to enhance his sludgy ratings and hurried his folksy- asshole persona on over to Britney’s hospital room, planning some sort of TV salvation special wherein he uses his magic powers of East Texas crapola to cure the former Disney Mouseketeer, because, yuh know, he just cares so much about this damned celebrity family.
Your Tattlesnake has about as much use for the whole doomed Spears media spirochete as a third testicle on the bottom of his right foot, but I have to admit that I momentarily admired the little D-list bimbazoid for telling Dr. Phil in no uncertain terms to step out of her life. (It also confirms she’s not entirely insane.)
What does this have to do with Fred Thompson? Glad you asked. Fred was foisted on the presidential election process largely by the efforts of the adenoidal dweebs at Bill Kristol’s The Weekly Standard, a money-losing reactionary rag sponsored by Rupert Murdoch that infatuates itself as the voice of neoconservative intellectualism, were such a thing to exist. They tirelessly pumped up the case for Thompson to enter the race, convinced that Fred, being a conservative Hollywood actor, would naturally be the second coming of St. Ronnie the Overrated, the sole agreed-upon Republican icon since Coolidge. Other rightie media, intimidated by the sheer brainy heft of TWS’ editorial board, picked up the drumbeat of Fred’s Reaganesque invincibility as well, and the plotline went like this: If Thompson entered the race, he would shoot to the top of the polls and sweep aside the socially-liberal Rudy, the insincere Romney, the loathed McCain, and that bumpkin pipsqueak Huckabee. Apparently, they even convinced Fred himself; like a certain other boneheaded prediction by the mentatos at TWS, he thought his candidacy would be a cakewalk to the GOP nomination – why, he wouldn’t even have to campaign off the back of a pickup truck in relaxed-fit blue jeans to suck in the rubes of the Republican base; just announce he’s running and wait to be carried off to victory in a sedan chair by the grateful cheering sheeple, The End.
Similar to Oprah’s creation Dr. Phil, Fred spouted a lot of home-spun nothing based on grade-school homilies, filtered through a slow gooey drawl that, to some 3-Card Monte players who think they’ll win one day, denotes a deep-fried authenticity rather than a pitchman’s eye-winking connivance or oblivious stupidity. Were it not for Oprah, McGraw might have labored on an anonymous psychologist, an annoyance to no one but his few patients; it’s said he had no ambition to be a TV star until chance selected him for notoriety. Fred also apparently had no particular yen to be president, until Bill Kristol’s Varsity Squad put the notion in his head. And, to complete this terrible analogy, the overreaching and none-too-bright ‘Dr. Phil’ Thompson has been rejected by the voters again and again, a collective Britney Spears telling the Cereal Box Freud Fraud to get lost. (A shame Phil is unlikely to take the merciful course Fred did and quit.)
According to some sources, Oprah has now admitted her mistake in supporting Dr. Phil – she believed him to be more substantial and less of a jerk than he turned out to be. Although TWS has not confessed it made an error in trumpeting Fred, favorable coverage of his campaign by them, as the disaster became obvious, lessened to the point of negligibility.
Speaking of apologies, Kristol, wearing his new top hat as columnist gravitas for The New York Times, has demanded an apology by those who opposed Petraeus’ surge plan in Baghdad. That the ‘success’ of the surge is still in doubt, even by Petraeus himself, passes unnoticed in Bill’s narrow fact-free universe, and it does highlight a voluminous amount of incredibly rancid gall by the same man who called for an apology by the anti-war crowd in 2003 after Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ PR stunt supposedly ended combat operations in Iraq.
Note to Bill: You can take your demand for an apology, and old Fred himself, and stick them where Mike Huckabee deposits the Arkansas flagpole in unfriendly strangers. A subsequent color photo on the cover of the Times of this blessed event would also be welcome and no doubt add many new subscribers. And don’t worry about offending the sensibilities of the Gray Lady’s readers – they’ve seen much worse from Judy Miller and Michael Gordon in the past six years.