December 31, 2006
Saddam had to die (A) to prevent him from talking and (B) so Bush could prove he was a bigger man that the father who never loved him.
But the Little Dictator is making his Dad look better every day.
December 27, 2006
In 1976, Ford brought Bush the Smarter back to Washington to become Director of Central Intelligence. Ford’s Def Sec was Rummy the Bastard, his Chief of Staff was the lying Dick.
Gerald Ford, like Denny Hastert, was a talentless nobody who was appointed into history
so he could be a puppet for smarter, more ambitious sons of bitches than himself.
…and America’s whore press can’t give him enough oral now that he’s gone.
They’re making Jerry Ford out to be a saint.
ABC whore Charles Gibson told us Ford’s innermost thoughts as if he was inside Ford’s head, listening to him think. And all this horseshit about “healing the nation?”
I saw thousands of people in the street protesting Nixon’s justice dodge.
Then they played a recent clip of Ford saying he was glad that everybody agreed the pardon was the right thing to do – HORSESHIT!
Lies, lies and more lies.
The worst part? Someday Bill Clinton will die and the sons of bitches will be non-stop Monica and BJ jokes from the second the news hits.
We don’t say it often enough – “Fuck the press.”
December 20, 2006
A pound of chocolate for the best “Why I Hate Her” essay.
There are rules. You can’t win if you don’t follow the rules.
Rule One – you have to deal with facts. A link to a conspiracy website is not a fact, so that means “Mena Airport” and “Vince Foster” aren’t valid points to make.
Rule Two – you have to deal with the present or the past – “She can’t win” is a bad guess, about the future, not a fact, so don’t even go there.
Rule Three – no nutty-ass name-calling. “She’s to the right of Bush” is super-stupid (and not a fact) but it proves your dislike of her has clouded your judgment.
Rule Four – no mind reading. “She thinks she’s so smart” and “She expects the world to be delivered to her feet” are not valid reasons to hate her.
Rule Five – no quoting Molly, Arianna or Kos. You should have your own reasons for disliking her. Don’t borrow regurgitated predjudice from another Hillary-disliker.
I might think of more rules as we go, but if you play fair we don’t need more rules.
You Hillary-dislikers, show me what you’ve got.
List the facts – or am I asking too much?
December 17, 2006
A non-fan of HRC wanted to have the last word so I told him I’d create this for him.
All you “Mena Airport” crazies can attack her here
After two losers, I’m ready to run a winner – how about you?
December 16, 2006
What saved the kitty?
If you’re the first to answer, you win a pound of the best damn chocolate ever.
But don’t answer here - Send it to me at email@example.com
Do you know what saved the kitty?
The answer is buried somewhere in the 3 hour BCR 100.
The earliest postmark gets the chocolate orgasms.
Guys: Fastest ways to a girl’s heart?
Cocaine and chocolate.
Chocolate is cheaper.
December 15, 2006
A Way Forward
McCain: More Troops
Tears of rage and grief
Leahy & Bush damage
Whore CNN slurs Obama
One lie for the road
Dozens abducted in Iraq
Online Charity Poker Tournament
Supermodel doctors – would you let her operate on you?
December 13, 2006
Bush loves torture
Be glad your last name’s not Padilla
For the Dixie Chicks
They took a risk – gambling – and they won.
Saudi’s grim “What if?”
The BFEE is in bed with the Devil
We could all live with that
Augusto and Jeane
When Democrats ‘pull a Kissyface,’ it gets ugly
Bush on Vacation
That way more boys can die before he works again
Bonilla loses House seat
One fewer Fascist to worry about
History will rebuke Der Duhrer
But in 500 years it might like him
Angelina Jolie and Pitt
In a new movie directed by Deniro
December 11, 2006
Gary Webb’s Death: American Tragedy
Failure to be a Bush toady is dangerous
GOP senator: Bush guilty of War crimes?
It starts with one, then another, then another…
Panel: Hastert is a Pervert
He never wants to wrestle girls
Palast: Baker to Stay Half the Course
How can he engage Iran when Bush is dating Condi?
Boys will be boys
Chris Matthews lionized Bush as “our young warrior king.” – Gag me!
“War’s great for our bottom line.
We don’t care how many soldiers
lose arms, legs or lives.”
All US newspapers endorse Bush for President
Not one major newspaper has called for Bush to resign.
Benny the Rat excommunicates Nebraska
You state determines your eternity?
They told you so
Cassandra’s curse bites Der Fuhrer in the ass
Twilight Zone Monkey
There is a famous “Twilight Zone” episode about a little boy who has fantastical powers. Through the misuse of his powers, the little boy has ruined the lives of everybody in the town. For instance, teleporting them into a cornfield, or summoning a snowstorm that destroys their crops. Because anyone who thinks an unhappy thought will be banished, the adults around him can do nothing but cheerfully praise his decisions while they try to nudge him in a less destructive direction. This episode kept popping into my head when I was reading about Bush and the Baker commission. As president, Bush has enormous power, but he is treated by everybody around him as if he were a child.
That’s so perfect, I’m going to toast the author with a shot of Chinaco Anejo.
“If Mary Cheney’s lesbian lover was pregnant, instead of her,
what part of Mary Cheney would have made the child a ‘Cheney?”
– Kevin McCullough
Where Were You When John Lennon Was Killed?
Bush brought 1,100 acts of violence every day to Baghdad.
What a great weekend!
It’s just a joke, don’t unsusbscribe over that…
Katharine McPhee is a star
Time for Bush to Go!
Robert Parry is always right.
Clinton, Obama Rivalry
I don’t care who wins, as long as it’s not BFEE
Bush vows to continue screwing up
How many more will die why Bush fiddles?
Why Arianna hates Hillary
Each day, she makes a list
I’m so mad I could crap!
Al Franken leaving AAR
No doubt, a call to Ol’ Bart is imminent
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Nagin: Bush is killing New Orleans
He never cared for Black Americans
The End of the BFEE
That’s how big a screw-up Bush is
A shot for the Dixie Chicks
“You cannot be a party that sees gay love, marriage and parenthood as the work of Satan while Cheney’s family is busy building a lesbian family as an integral part of it.”
— Andrew Sullivan, sloooooowly learning the difference between us and them,
December 7, 2006
Democrats cave on Gates
Democratic strategery seems to give Bush enough rope to continue hanging himself,
but how many more soldiers will die because they rubber-stamped this crook?
Panel: Bush is a lying bastard
Bush lied about 1100 acts of violence only being 93?
You mean our president has been lying to us about his bloody quagmire?
Bush steals Katrina money
FEMA has recouped less than 1 percent of the $1 billion that it squandered on fraud
Lesbian Cheney Preggers
Fascists say a child with two mommies will grow up “funny.”
If Cheney’s grandchild can have two mommies, why can’t other kids?
And where did they get the man-sperm?
Why we hate Hillary I
Why we hate Hillary II
Why we hate Hillary III
Are you cold?
Gates’s hearing room seemed to serve as a kind of funeral parlor for the Constitution.
Baker/Whitewash says it’s time to cut & run.
Bush vs Gates – Who’s lying?
How can Gates be “the right man at the right time” for Bush’s bloody quagmire
if he & Bush can’t even agree on whether we’re winning or losing?
I hate smug bastards – don’t you?
No, they made those billions by accident.
Bush got another 14 soldiers killed since Tuesday
Did you know it pays to advertise on bartcop.com?
I heard it in that Huey Lewis song.
How do you say “Duh!” in Arabic?
Nobody needs a high-powered bipartisan Washington committee to tell them that
(a) the situation is “grave and dangerous”; (b) there’s no “magic bullet” solution; (c) talking to Iran and Syria is the smart thing to do; and (d) the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki isn’t up to scratch.”
Jennifer Aniston just can’t keep a fella
Visit Bartcop Hotties – all G-rated pictures
December 5, 2006
Gates Hearing Urgency
Why trade one sicko loyalist for another?
Would the media or Dick Harpootlian lie to you?
Talking to the Walls
Der Fuhrer is becoming another Nixon.
He’s The Worst Ever
WaHoPo says it – it must be true.
Losing Freedom of Speech
If Gloria Allred doesn’t like it, is it legal to speak it?
Declassified Monkey Mail
For which Constitution is this guy fighting?
George Will: Scumbag
The press has covered up Bush’s nasty streak for all these years.
The Poinsettia Bowl?
The New Orleans Bowl?
The Papa John’s.com Bowl”
Bong Hits 4 Jesus
Will Bush’s whore Court allow Free Speech?
Lindsay Lohan’s diamond handcuffs
Does she need those to party with Britney and Paris?
December 2, 2006
“As Bush waits, Iraq burns.” – Rich Lowry, GOP prick
Casey, Casey, Casey!
When will a Democrat stand up?
Bush has managed to terminate the conservative era. His feckless foreign policy discredited optional military intervention. Today, the conservative movement has reached a terminal point…” – Jake Weisberg, never heard of him
Like Hitler and Brezhnev
Let me count the ways
Bush talks nonsense about Iraq
What else could he possibly say?
“I blame Malaki” – the Butcher of Baghdad
Bush and mental illness
We’ve known all along
Halliburton to return stolen $8M
They steal a dollar and give back 8 cents – Nice gig
Pickles does a little moonlighting
When we’re talking about chasing down terrorists,
we’re talking about getting a court order before we do so”
— George W. Bush, has he ever not lied? April 20, 2004
I’ve been in Oklahoma over 30 years, and I’ve seen a foot of snow before
(in the 80s) but I’ve never seen “Blizzard Warning” on the TV before.
LA Caths pay off 45 victims
Is that your money they’re using?
Britney Spears ditches her panties
Paris shows Britney how to close her legs when going commando.