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This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy’s response is hilarious, but read the State’s letter before you get to the response letter.

SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming CountyDear Mr. DeVries:It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2006< /st1:date>. (more…)

Transcript/Lyrics …

President Bush sings The Brown Brown Grass of Home’

his rendition of The Green Green Grass of Home

March 14th, 2008   

Funny and sad at the same time

SEE VIDEO AND HEAR DUMBYA SING…..

@    brushfires2008.com/

“it’s good to touch, the brown, brown grass of home

You’re all gonna miss me

the way you used to quiz me

it’s good to touch, the brown, brown grass of home

I spend my days, clearing brush

I clear my head of all the fuss

the {inaudible} you made over Harriet and Brownie

down the lane I look, and here comes Scooter

finally free of the prosecutor

it’s good to touch, the brown, brown grass of home

and then I wake and look around me

at the oval walls that surround me

and I realize that I was only dreamin’

whether it was Condi

and Dick, my old compadre

talking to me about some oil rich Saudi

but soon, I’ll touch, the brown, brown grass of home

Yes, you’re all gonna miss me

the way you used to quiz me

but soon, I’ll touch, the brown, brown grass of home

don’t have to worry

down the lane I look, and Cheney’s strollin’

with document, he’s withholding

but soon, I’ll touch, the brown, brown grass of home

Yes, you’re all gonna miss me

the way you used to diss me

but soon, I’ll touch, the brown, brown grass of home”

BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH!

HEY JUDAS,  I APOLIGIZE FOR COMPARING THAT TWO FACED BACK STABBING RAT BILL RICHARDSON

WITH  YOU !

Obama wants to have his cake and eat it too. 

Barack Obama complained about the fact that his passport file was breached three times by contractors. Obama’s campaign immediately went after the Administration, stating, “[the breach was] an outrageous breach of security and privacy, even from an administration that has shown little regard for either over the last eight years.” The obvious implication was that it was done by the Administration to go after Obama. 

Well, it turns out that the contractors at the State Department were equal opportunity snoops. They went after all three remaining candidate’s files. Obama’s response looks more like paranoia than competency to me.

Poor Obama, so egocentric he thinks that the whole world revolves around him and that every word out of either Clinton’s mouth is a direct insult or racial slur to the black half of his heritage.  He screams about checking Hillary out for the time she was in the White House, implying she was hiding something.  Guess what, 11,000 pages of documents later as we who had lived through the persecution and investigation by repug voyeurs, of the Clintons already knew, there was nothing new that had not been checked out a hundred times over including Hillary’s underwear drawers!  Hillary has been vetted more than any other woman in the USA  and probably the world, but of course, immature and inexperienced Obama wouldn’t know that.  He is to busy repeating the lie that he was against the Iraq war from the beginning, even though he was not even a member of Congress at the time when it was almost unanimously voted for by BOTH REPUGS AND DEMS who were mislead by Dubya and Dick’s lies.

Obama, YOU started the twisting of the words the Clintons spoke and screaming race attack when there was non.  Now that your association with a black supremist church has been exposed you whine that you want everyone to get along and stop the race attacks!  Obama you call yourself a Christian then with your lies you convince the ignorant and gullible that the Clintons are racists.  SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU!

GET A LIFE OBAMA, THE WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!

OBAMA, STOP YELLING WOLF!