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March 13, 2010

The Tattlesnake – The Texas School Book Suppository and the Mississippi Prom Queen Edition

Your Tattlesnake admits to being slightly gobsmacked by reading the news lately. First, we have the regressive far-right clodhoppers down in the Lone Star Beer State rewriting the school textbooks for the entire country, inserting such gems as eliminating any reference to the history of institutional racism in America (slavery never existed?); praising Confederate generalship (they lost the war, remember?); invoking Moses as an inspiration for the Constitution, while practically ignoring Jefferson, Franklin, the Age of Enlightenment, and the reasons for the separation of church and state; disregarding the Mexicans who died alongside Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett defending the Alamo; promoting the jingoistic myth of ‘American exceptionalism’ and the non-existent ‘free market economy’; and even peevishly describing our form of government as a “Constitutional Republic” rather than the “Democratic Republic” it has been called since our founding because, you know, any phrase containing the word “Democrat” has to be inherently evil and unpatriotic. No doubt even some Creationist buffoonery is included for the comic relief of the smarter students.

How did a bunch of piss-drunk mouth breathers, psychotic snake shooters and half-assed Holy Rollers who would install an empty-headed slouch like Junior Bush as their governor and follow him with a vain numbskull like Rick Perry ever get such clout? Well, one thing’s for sure – you’ll never get the answer to that question from one of their ‘abridged-for-stupidity’ textbooks.

I feel sorry for our kids – even more than in previous generations they are being batter-dipped and deep-fried in a vat of convoluted hooey by a bunch of uneducated, narrow-minded yahoos who think faith equates to knowledge and facts are as malleable as a pile of fresh horse manure. Third-world country, here we come.

Conversely, down in the fetid armpit of poverty-row Dark Ages America, in the homophobe paradise of Fulton, Mississippi, a lesbian teenager is suing the local school for not allowing her to bring her gal pal as a prom date – in fact, the authorities cancelled the whole damn prom rather than permit such twenty-first century San Francisco-style perfidy to undermine the town’s Taliban morality.

As the lesbian teen in question, 18-year-old Constance McMillen, told CBS’ News, “I explained to him that you can’t pretend like there’s not gay people at our school, and if you tell people they can’t bring [a] same-sex date, that is discrimination to them.”

Wait a minute, putting aside Constance’s prom problem, she’s saying there are openly gay people in Missi-fracking-ssippi? When was the last time you heard anyone living in mushmouth Haley Barbour’s Stinking State of ‘Grace’ (or is that ‘grease’?) admit they were gay, especially a high school kid? Why, shut my mouth and call me Foghorn!

Who knows, maybe the students forced to read that skunky rot passed off as a textbook by the Texas tyrants are smarter than we think and will laugh it off; perhaps times are moving forward faster than the howling hordes of retrograde simpletons can change, no matter what they do. There may be hope yet, even in the last-to-know, slow-flowing mud of Mississippi, always packed with crackers and nuts and, now – will wonders never cease? — some openly gay folks as well.

© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.

Massa Lame Excuses

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — RS Janes @ 7:43 am

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March 12, 2010

Liz Cheney in 2012?

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , , , , — RS Janes @ 5:35 am

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March 11, 2010

Eric Massa’s ‘Man Fracker’ Magazine

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , , — RS Janes @ 6:10 am

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Explains a lot

Filed under: Uncategorized — Peregrin @ 2:16 am

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March 10, 2010

Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Finally, THE TRUTH!

Filed under: Commentary — Ye Olde Scribe @ 9:03 am

“Truth telling more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound, able to shove a giant shive into fat, over-bloated, Reich Wing egos.”

Anyone else think a party filled with leaders willing to strip people of HUMAN rights, but gives corporation more rights than any human on the planet, is filled with traitors and corporate shills?

-A-non-E-Moose

March 9, 2010

Palin’s Hand Jive

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , , — RS Janes @ 2:52 pm

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March 8, 2010

The Truth About the GOP

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , — RS Janes @ 6:35 am

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March 7, 2010

Why the GOP is Still Going to Fail

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , — RS Janes @ 5:50 am

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March 5, 2010

Health insurance rate increases imminent with or without reform bill

Filed under: Uncategorized — Greg in cheeseland @ 11:42 pm

Excerpt:
Last month Anthem Blue Cross, a subsidiary of WellPoint, got national media attention and the attention of congress by announcing a 39% rate increase in health care premiums in California. According to Steve Lewis, employed at the world’s third largest health care insurance brokerage, employers and individuals across the nation can expect similar rate increases in the near future, regardless of whether or not health care reform is passed in congress.

In a conference call organized by Goldman Sachs Global Investment Research, Steve Lewis, a highly regarded broker at Willis, painted a picture of the health insurance market in which many employers and individuals seem likely to be priced out of coverage. Noting that “price competition” between insurers was “down from a year ago,” Lewis relayed that “incumbent carriers seem more willing than ever to walk away from existing business.” Insurers are able to do this in part because the markets in which they operate have no adequate competition, suggests Lewis.

According to Sam Stein, writing for the Huffington Post, “The phenomenon of insurers pricing their policies beyond where consumers can afford it seems to be already taking place.” That is reflected in a transcript of a conference call within Aetna last October explicitly revealing plans by their executives to “price-out” over 600,000 Americans from health care coverage.

Meanwhile, President Obama spent the afternoon in back-to-back private sessions with two separate groups of legislators that are uncomfortable with the bill because it lacks a public option that could compete in the free market with private insurance companies and drives insurance down. A non-profit government plan would operate solely off its members’ premiums. His response to them was that a public option would never pass the Senate, but said he would be “personally committed” to pursuing it once the current bill became law, said Representative Raúl Grijalva to the New York Times, Democrat of Arizona and co-chairman of the Congressional Progressive Caucus.

No matter where one stands politically on the health care reform issue, the economic implications should be a no-brainer. Anyone who understands the concept of a free market should also understand that costs are kept down by competition. Anyone who understands how insurance works should also understand that the more clients a provider has, the less that each individual enrollee in the plan will have to pay in.

A health care reform bill without a public option will do little to curb rate increases. No reform bill will do nothing at all.

Read more here: http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-38220-Orlando-Independent-Examiner~y2010m3d5-Health-insurance-rate-increases-imminent-with-or-without-reform-bill

Watching student protest

Filed under: Guest Comment — Tags: , , , — Bob Patterson @ 11:22 am

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In Berkeley, police watch the students at the Sather Gate on the UCB campus, protest budget cuts.

Students protest budget cuts

Filed under: Guest Comment — Tags: , , , — Bob Patterson @ 11:18 am

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Photos of the students at Sather Gate on the University of California Berkeley campus have become an comon news media icon of Thursday’s protests.

Waiting For Gummo?

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , , — RS Janes @ 8:25 am

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March 4, 2010

(Going) Rogue to the White House

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March 3, 2010

The Modern Moron

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Toon — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , — RS Janes @ 3:06 pm

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Uh Oh…some 9/11 stuff

Filed under: Uncategorized — Greg in cheeseland @ 6:03 am

Is the 9/11 truth movement gaining ground?

Excerpt:
The 9/11 truth movement, comprised of various professional and grassroots organizations such as Architects and Engineers for 9/11 truth, We are Change, Patriots Question 9/11 and victims families like the Jersey Girls have made one thing clear in recent months: they are not going to fall into the memory hole of history.

Last month, Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth held a press conference at the Mariner’s Club & Hotel in San Francisco, CA, USA. The organization announced that they have received more than 1,000 signatures from architects and engineers around the world demanding a new, truly independent investigation of the facts regarding the events of Sept. 11, 2001, saying that the conclusions drawn by the 911 Commission reek of cover-up and are not supported by facts.

The newsworthy item here is not that 70 million Americans are questioning the official story of 9/11, or that it may be a conspiracy theory, or that people involved in the 9/11 commission report such as Bob Kerry have publically stated that “it is a 30 year old conspiracy.” What is newsworthy is simply that the movement is now getting some coverage in the mainstream media in the U.S., and relatively more coverage in European media.

While the 9/11 truth movement does not make any claims regarding theories as to what really happened that day, the various organizations that comprise the movement do call for a new, independent investigation. So, who would do that?

One thing for certain is that it will not be the corporate media. The “big” stories are distractions such as Tiger Wood’s affair, Sen. Bunning’s filibuster, or anything that pops up like a balloon boy or a Fruit of the Boom bomber. Never mind that at least 10 eyewitnesses that may have pertinent information as to what really happened on 9/11 have mysteriously died, including:

  • Barry Jennings, former New York housing authority emergency coordinator, who reported that he had been blown back big explosions in WTC 7, claimed to have stepped over bodies on his way out of the building.
  • Beverly Eckert, who lost her husband on 9/11 and did not believe the official story. She declined monetary compensation from the U.S. government for her loss and instead filed a lawsuit against the U.S. and Saudi governments. She died in a commuter plane crash in Buffalo, NY on Feb. 19th, 2009, a week after meeting with President Obama.
  • Kenneth Johannemann, a janitor in WTC 1 who reported hearing massive explosions in the basement of the towers and rescuing someone from the basement who had massive full body burns.
  • Bertha Champagne, babysitter for Marvin Bush’s family. Marvin Bush was the director of Securacom/Stratesec in the months before 9/11, the Saudi and Kuwaiti-financed company that provided security for the WTC complex and Dulles international airport where Flight 77 took off from. On Oct. 10th, 2003, Bertha was found crushed to death by her own vehicle in front of the Bush family home.
  • Deborah Palfrey, the infamous “D.C. madam” who claimed her call girls were chaufferred to poker parties hosted by Porter Goss, former CIA director and co-chair of the joint 9/11 intelligence inquiry. On the morning of 9/11, Goss was reported to have had breakfast with Gen. Mahmud Ahmed, head of Pakistan’s ISI, who was reported to have wired $100K to the alleged lead hijacker, Mohammed Atta. Deborah allegedly committed suicide after saying she would not do that on a nationally syndicated radio show.

Nearly every piece of big-spending and/or freedom-taking legislation, including two wars, FICA, the PATRIOT Act and almost everything that has brought this country to the brink of collapse has been justified as a response to what happened on 9/11. Perhaps even the media realizes that it is time for the American people to know the truth. If all that takes is a real independent investigation, then let’s have one.

Read more here: http://www.examiner.com/x-38220-Orlando-Independent-Examiner~y2010m3d3-911-truth-movement-keeps-moving-along

There are a shitload of links in the article above. I don’t touch this stuff without hardcore documentation…

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