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March 21, 2008

School massacre

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:08 am

When good fish go bad

More of a nibble, really

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:07 am

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark…

Make A Wish

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:07 am

My legs back…slap him silly…my legs back…slap him silly…

Easter Bunny

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:06 am

That’s one scary bunny

In Search Of…

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 11:05 am

Or maybe just in search of a good wide stance

Lucky

Filed under: Hillary toon,Toon — Peregrin @ 11:05 am

Lucky the elections happen only once in four years.

Lemme Hear You Say… Amen!

Filed under: Toon — Tags: , , , , — Volt @ 10:49 am

The Tattlesnake – Yet More Scenes from the Neocon Paradise Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion — Tags: , , , — RS Janes @ 10:49 am

Where Government is Tiny and Everything is Privatized…

“Hello, Commercial Water Distribution Corporation, how can I help you?”

“Hi, my name is…”

“Got it right here on the AT&T surveillance screen: Winston Smith, 1984 Enron Lane, Planktonville. You’ve got a wife and two kids, work two full-time jobs, one at the Mega Mall on Route 15 and the other at the Burger Bandit, and you earn a collective total yearly wage of $41,000, and you had what you thought was a bad case of the flu last week but was actually food poisoning from that meatloaf your wife made from downed-cattle beef that wasn’t inspected by the USDA. What can I do for you, sir?”

“Jesus, you got all that from my phone number? Anyway, look, since you took over our municipal water system last month, my water bill has shot up from ten bucks a month to fifty. How do you expect working people to afford this? This is an outrage!”

“That’s the cost of making your water system more efficient and profitable.”

“More efficient?! Since you took over the water is brown and rusty-tasting – it used to be clear and sweet!”

“I assure you, sir, reputable scientists have certified that the water coming out of your pipes is absolutely safe to drink.”

“What scientists?”

“Scientists from the Independent Water Institute.”

“I heard about that group – it’s owned by the for-profit water industry – in other words, it’s owned by your company and other companies like it.”

“Be that as it may, it is now the only organization that certifies safe drinking water, since we finally managed to drown government, and their scientists, in a bathtub some years ago – not to make a water-related joke. You should be happy that all of America is an unregulated competitive free trade zone these days.”

“This isn’t free trade, this is crazy – you don’t have any competition!”

“CWDC is run by some very smart people who bought out the competition – it’s all completely legal and aboveboard.”

“Yeah, well, nobody asked me if I wanted a privatized water system!”

“According to your records, you’ve voted straight Republican since you first cast a ballot in 1980. What did you think you were voting for? Didn’t you want the government off your back?”

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Happy Anniversary

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:56 am

gwb-GTS fetish

Pundit Cat

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:49 am

You should see what he does when you show him a picture of Rush

United We Stand

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:39 am

Good side 

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3 Stooges

Filed under: Hillary toon,Toon — Peregrin @ 5:34 am

I can’t help it, this still makes me snort coffee

How smart?

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:32 am

At least he’s morally bankrupt

Walls go both ways

Filed under: Toon — Peregrin @ 5:12 am

That’s why our rights are so important

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March 20, 2008

Next Question

Filed under: Toon — Tags: , , , — Volt @ 8:49 pm

Helping Russert trash Hillary this week…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 5:51 pm
MEET THE PRESS WITH TIM RUSSERT WEEKEND LISTINGS 3/23/08  MARIA BARTIROMO Anchor, CNBC's "Closing Bell with Maria Bartiromo"   ERIN BURNETT Co-anchor, CNBC's "Squawk on the Street"  JON MEACHAM Editor, Newsweek magazine   PEGGY NOONAN Wall Street Journal Columnist   EUGENE ROBINSON Washington Post Columnist  CHUCK TODD Political Director, NBC News
I can't wait! 
 
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