uervo Christmas Cookies
By Larry Derry Barry
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure
it is of the highest quality, pour one shot and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another shot just in case.
Turn off the mixer. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the damn floor. Now mix the turner.
If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, get it out with a screwscriver.
Check Cuervo again to check for alcohol poisoning.
Next, sift two cups of salt, into it. Check the Cuervo sludge.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar (or not if you don’t like it too much).
Whenever you can find. Grease the oven and bake a cake.
Turn the cake tin around around. Don’t fall in the oven.
Forget to beat off the turner. New, threw the bowl throw a window,
finish the Cuervo and then curse God for robbing you of your taste buds.