Bush Junior: “All I Want For Christmas is My Three Front War”
Dick Cheney: “(It’s Lovely Weather for a) Slay Ride”
Ann Coulter: “Goy to the World”
Rudy Giuliani: “Rudolph the Long-Nosed Reign-Deer”
Sean Hannity: “The Little War-Drummer Boy”
Mike Huckabee: “(I’m Dreaming of) White Christians”
Duncan Hunter: “Nasty the Low Man”
Joe Lieberman: “Missile Joe and Folly”
Rush Limbaugh: “Ding Dong! Merrily I’m High”
John McCain: “I’ll Be Home Next Christmas”
Michael Mukasey: “My Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire…”
Rupert Murdoch: “Deck the Halls (with Bags of Money)”
Bill O’Reilly: “Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Mitt Romney: “Have Yourself a Mormon Little Christian”
Fred Thompson: “(Walking in a) Winter Blunderland”
Congressional Republicans: “A King Is Born on High”
Closeted Gay Christopublicans: “O Come All Ye Unfaithful”
Neocon Talk Shows: “Unsilent Right”
Wall Street Investors: “Jingo Bears”
The Tattlesnake — Twisted Songs of the Season, Republican Edition
Bush Junior: “All I Want For Christmas is My Three Front War”
Dick Cheney: “(It’s Lovely Weather for a) Slay Ride”
Ann Coulter: “Goy to the World”
Rudy Giuliani: “Rudolph the Long-Nosed Reign-Deer”
Sean Hannity: “The Little War-Drummer Boy”
Mike Huckabee: “(I’m Dreaming of) White Christians”
Duncan Hunter: “Nasty the Low Man”
Joe Lieberman: “Missile Joe and Folly”
Rush Limbaugh: “Ding Dong! Merrily I’m High”
John McCain: “I’ll Be Home Next Christmas”
Michael Mukasey: “My Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire…”
Rupert Murdoch: “Deck the Halls (with Bags of Money)”
Bill O’Reilly: “Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Mitt Romney: “Have Yourself a Mormon Little Christian”
Fred Thompson: “(Walking in a) Winter Blunderland”
Congressional Republicans: “A King Is Born on High”
Closeted Gay Christopublicans: “O Come All Ye Unfaithful”
Neocon Talk Shows: “Unsilent Right”
Wall Street Investors: “Jingo Bears”