December 27, 2007

The Tattlesnake — Twisted Songs of the Season, Republican Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Uncategorized — RS Janes @ 9:39 am

Bush Junior: “All I Want For Christmas is My Three Front War”

Dick Cheney: “(It’s Lovely Weather for a) Slay Ride”

Ann Coulter: “Goy to the World”

Rudy Giuliani: “Rudolph the Long-Nosed Reign-Deer”

Sean Hannity: “The Little War-Drummer Boy”

Mike Huckabee: “(I’m Dreaming of) White Christians”

Duncan Hunter: “Nasty the Low Man”

Joe Lieberman: “Missile Joe and Folly”

Rush Limbaugh: “Ding Dong! Merrily I’m High”

John McCain: “I’ll Be Home Next Christmas”

Michael Mukasey: “My Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire…”

Rupert Murdoch: “Deck the Halls (with Bags of Money)”

Bill O’Reilly: “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

Mitt Romney: “Have Yourself a Mormon Little Christian”

Fred Thompson: “(Walking in a) Winter Blunderland”

Congressional Republicans: “A King Is Born on High”

Closeted Gay Christopublicans: “O Come All Ye Unfaithful”

Neocon Talk Shows: “Unsilent Right”

Wall Street Investors: “Jingo Bears”

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