Rozius, All Things Democrat, May 3, 2007
You fools! You’re in danger! Can’t you see?
They’re after you! They’re after all of us!
Our wives, our children, everyone!
They’re here already.
–Dr. Miles Bennell, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
As one peruses the daily collection of news and opinion pieces found in the main stream media and on the internet tubes a reoccurring theme seems to keep popping up. In any article or pundit piece that mentions public opinion on many of the issues of today, including those who rate George Bush as doing a good job as president, those who support us staying the course in Iraq, those who want to make abortion illegal for any reason what so ever and those who feel that America is a Christian nation that should be governed not by the Constitution but by the Bible the figure 30% keeps raising it’s ugly head.
Who are these 30% and what convergence of childhood head trauma and poor potty training makes them so reactionary and separated from reality?
I can come to no other conclusion but to support the theory that 30% of the American public has been kidnapped by aliens and replaced with alien pod people. It also seems that the alien scientist who designed the brains of these Bushie Pod People messed up in his research and programmed their thinking as if they were from the 1950s and not from today.
Now, before you hit the back button while snorting “another damn conspiracy theorist” please hear me out.
The next time you are driving on the freeway just look around you and consider that approximately 30% of those drivers within your vision believe that we are fighting in Iraq to avenge 9/11. You might even catch a glimpse of Dick “Dark Lord” Cheney driving by with a fully loaded shotgun hanging on his rifle rack. One never knows when one might spot Osama walking down the median of I-90 demanding that one take patriotic action.