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January 17, 2008

The Tattlesnake – Oh, Gee and O.J. and More Juicy Juice Edition

Filed under: Commentary,Opinion,Uncategorized — RS Janes @ 3:01 am

Brief Notes on the Simpson Hearing and Other Nevada ‘Goings-On’

– Of course, we all saw this video clip on TV ad infinitum:

“Mr. Simpson, I don’t know if it’s arrogance or ignorance, or both, that caused you to violate the conditions of your bail, but I assure you you’re going to obey this court. Do you understand me, Mr. Simpson?”

“WHITE WHORE BITCH WOMAN JUDGE, I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN FAMILY, JUST LIKE I DID MY EX-WIFE!”

“Just for that outburst, Mr. Simpson, I’m doubling your bail to $250,000!”

Think Clark County Nevada Judge Jackie Glass was tough on Simpson? Here’s how it would go down with an average schmoe in Cook County Circuit Court in Chicago:

“You tried to contact a witness in your case through a third party, contrary to the court’s explicit instructions against that? Bail revoked — you’ll rot in jail until your court date.”

– Jail is almost a certainty for the former NFL running back. Here’s a possible title for his prison memoirs: “Double-Stuft Oreo.”

The Dem debate on Tuesday was a slice of bland pie, the entrants quick to show Democratic unity and stop the nitpicking attacks, especially on such subjects as racial bigotry, which is solely the province on the GOP these days. (I hope Rusty’s Boy Timmy and Steel Jaw the Anchorman save some of those racial questions for the next Republican debate.) Yep, it was like rice without spice – boring, but nice. The Tattlesnake is now convinced, after this showing of camaraderie by the top three, that any one of them would make a fine candidate to beat the stuffing out of whatever wretched refuse the GOP throws up against them in 2008.

By the Numbers: Since Rudy Giuliani received less, as a percentage of the Michigan vote for his party, than Dennis Kucinich, with Da Mare nailing down only 3 percent to Kuch’s 4 percent, does this mean that Rudy will be excluded from the next GOP debate? Or will Dennis be included in the next Dem ‘collective press conference’? Stay tuned.

Finally, scientists have found fossil remains of a 2,000-pound rodent, 2 to 4 million years old – I’ll bet it was a Republican.

1 Comment

  1. Double Stuft Oreos? I prefer “Freshly Squeezed Juice” or “Ye Though I Walk Through the Valley of Soapy Inmates”. Poor OJ, he was the prototype for the modern 24-hour news feeding frenzy.

    Comment by Danger Bear — January 17, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

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