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February 7, 2008

OH What a Super Tuesday/Wednesday Morning

Filed under: Commentary,News — Gerry Fern @ 4:19 pm

After the results from Super Tuesday, I think my thoughts of yesterday, a Democratic Unity ticket make even more sense today. It has now been proven the Democrats are split 50/50 and the two remaining candidates have something to offer everybody.

But the big story last night was the Republican race and it was a riot.

Mitt may be dropping out today after losing California. He proved he can win the Mormon states, but outside of that nothing. If he could only get the missionaries to relocate and register as the primaries move to different states, he could have a chance.

His speech last night in Boston was a doozey. He thanked the military for all these years of peace. Right, I guess neither him nor any of his supporters went to Nam, so I guess those were peace years, and none of his sons or supporters sons are in Iraq or Afghanistan, so we are at peace now also. Well at least in his household. Way to show a grasp of reality Mitt!

Huckabee proved he is the king of the idiots, the real Republican base. He took all the deep south religiously insane states that do not believe in evolution just like him. These people may look like ordinary humans but they obviously have over developed lizard brains. Maybe they are right, they were created. Not flawlessly created but oh well.

Huckabee has been going around telling everybody of his 100lbs loss, I guess that is supposed to prove will power and determination. Well, is it me, or is he determined to get those 100lbs. back? Or does his wife make him look fat?

John McCain emerged as the leader over all by winning all the traditionally blue states except Massachusetts. That is great news. The Republican nominee will have the strongest base of support in states that will go blue in November. This is great news for the Democratic nominee.

On a side note what is up with Cindy McCain’s hair? Is she trying to hide the 18 year age difference with her husband by sporting her grandma’s hairdo?

On the Missouri question, nobody has ever won the presidency without winning Missouri, McCain and Obama won. Make of it what you will.

I think it was great that Hillary won Massachusetts. Hillary got kicked in the teeth by Ted Kennedy and John Kerry last week. Talk about kicking back! That was great. Are you guys still relevant?

Final thought, how much is Tim Russert drinking these days? How long before his head blows up? Ok, will his head blow up before his nose turns red? I guess that is the question.

1 Comment

  1. I’d guess Rusty’s Boy Tim puts down about a quart of vodka a day, but he nevers drinks before lunch — unless it’s a really rocky day. Jesus, he’s beginning to look like W.C. Fields at the end, except Fields had a sense of humor to save him. Russert has no such escape from the pudgy whore Jack Welch turned him into with GE big bucks. he’s going to go to his grave, not even believing all that ass-smootching crap other media whores pile on him to get on his show. As a final proof of Timmy’s prostitution, Bush will give him a Medal of Freedom before he leaves office.

    Too bad Mitt’s gone — he would have been easier to beat than Cap’n Johnny.

    Comment by RS Janes — February 8, 2008 @ 8:15 am

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