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June 4, 2007

Ouch! Liberals, you’re hurting my ears! -Grimgold

Filed under: Uncategorized — grimgold @ 12:15 pm

Greetings from the Dark Side!

I’m hearing loud, pitiful whining from you on the left because the democrats “caved” to GW’s wishes concerning Iraq funding.
Welcome to the club children!
We conservatives have been repeatedly disappointed by the president (compassionate conservative, Hah!), and a large herd of RINO’s which thunder around the halls of Congress, expanding government, spending money like drunken sailors, and generally doing whatever it takes to stay in power.
These people don’t care about America as much as you do, and get away with their bad behavior because most voters are too busy to stay politically informed. There are probably ten million middle aged soccer mom’s who will vote for Senator Drab Snortgrass because “He’s nice, I like him” rather than sitting on their pampered butts for a few minutes and studying his voting record.
And how many people vote only out of guilt, reading over the issues for the first time while standing in the voting booth?
So, children, what’s going to happen to these democrats that have so keenly disappointed you? Will your angry letter do any good? Circular file. Can you vote them out of office? Not likely. So what’s going to happen to them? Nothing. They will continue to sit on their lard asses sounding patriotic, being ‘nice’ and continuing to do what’s to their advantage politically no matter what you think about it.

Are you anxious to see GW leave office?
Of course you are.
How would you like to see him in office for decades the way most of our congressmen are? It would drive you crazy.
I, Grimgold the Conservative, have an answer to this problem, and will now share it with you, so wipe away your angry tears. But be advised, my answer isn’t anything new, and it won’t take effect without your help.
The way to deal with these politicians who won’t respond properly to the electorate is the same as for a president we don’t like – term limits. This country is changing very rapidly. We need new blood, fresh faces in Congress to keep up, and a return to the oxymoron – honest politics.
But, I repeat, it won’t happen without you.
Grimgold

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