So Cheney’s pacemaker battery is wearing out and he needs a new one. Given the scarcity of health care in this country it’s time to start rationing and I choose Dick as someone who should not be helped. He should set an example. Also, I have lots of valid reasons:
- Dickie is 66 years old. He’s not too far away from living out the average lifespan of a person who was born when he was. So it’s really time for him to go.
- Dickie and his right-wing, Christian fundamentalist, supporters allegedly believe in God and an afterlife. So why is he afraid to go there? If Dickie is not afraid to receive his eternal reward he shouldn’t be concerned. After all, it’s supposed to be so much better.
- Dickie and his right-wing, Christian fundamentalist, supporters don’t believe in evolution. Therefore they must reject the current science of biology and all its tenets. That would include much of the medical profession. So why would such a disbeliever want to trust all those lefty, liberal people who do believe in science with his life? He shouldn’t. He should just opt out.
- Dickie is really an evil bastard. This proposition is self-evident. Dickie supports torture and extreme rendition. Maybe someone should disappear Dickie the same way the US disappears alleged terrorists.
- Dickie is a voyeur. Recently evidence has surfaced that Dickie fought hard to justify the illegal warantless wire-tapping of US Citizens. Dickie is not an attorney but apparently he thinks he knows more than the lawyers at the Justice Department.
I’m sure there is more. The simple fact is Dickie is living on borrowed time. I personally think his time should be up.