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A few days ago I was staring at the one-eyed monster. CNN was showing footage of Paris Hilton looking like a caged feral cat at the same time as the L.A. County sheriff was droning on, “Our prisons are overcrowded, that’s why Miss Hilton was sent home…”
As everyone knows twenty eight percent of our prison population in L.A. County consists of illegals causing the overcrowding.
Now a long-haired, greasy looking attorney was staring into the screen, trying to appear credible, “This is perfectly normal. Paris didn’t murder anyone, you know. She should have been released…”
Then it hit me. ‘Oh my God! Because of our illegal problem Paris Hilton has been released! (Gasp!)’
All the other illegal issues: working for cash at less than minimum wage, receiving free medical care and free schooling, getting welfare… All these paled compared to the menacing problem that now reared its perfectly coiffed head – dozens of Hollywood’s other macabre experiments wildly driving up and down Sunset Boulevard, no license, so drunk they can’t remember who they are.
And all this started by George Bush, Congress and Paris Hilton!
Nip this trend in the bud before any more Hollywood dim-bulbs get the idea, grab their car keys, and head for the nearest bar!
Enforce our immigration laws!
Keep Paris in jail!
Grimgold