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Gary Webb’s Death: American Tragedy
Failure to be a Bush toady is dangerous
GOP senator: Bush guilty of War crimes?
It starts with one, then another, then another…
Panel: Hastert is a Pervert
He never wants to wrestle girls
Palast: Baker to Stay Half the Course
How can he engage Iran when Bush is dating Condi?
Boys will be boys
Chris Matthews lionized Bush as “our young warrior king.” – Gag me!
“War’s great for our bottom line.
We don’t care how many soldiers
lose arms, legs or lives.”
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All US newspapers endorse Bush for President
Not one major newspaper has called for Bush to resign.
Benny the Rat excommunicates Nebraska
You state determines your eternity?
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They told you so
Cassandra’s curse bites Der Fuhrer in the ass
Twilight Zone Monkey
There is a famous “Twilight Zone” episode about a little boy who has fantastical powers. Through the misuse of his powers, the little boy has ruined the lives of everybody in the town. For instance, teleporting them into a cornfield, or summoning a snowstorm that destroys their crops. Because anyone who thinks an unhappy thought will be banished, the adults around him can do nothing but cheerfully praise his decisions while they try to nudge him in a less destructive direction. This episode kept popping into my head when I was reading about Bush and the Baker commission. As president, Bush has enormous power, but he is treated by everybody around him as if he were a child.
That’s so perfect, I’m going to toast the author with a shot of Chinaco Anejo.
Quotes
“If Mary Cheney’s lesbian lover was pregnant, instead of her,
what part of Mary Cheney would have made the child a ‘Cheney?”
– Kevin McCullough
Where Were You When John Lennon Was Killed?
F-ing madness
Bush brought 1,100 acts of violence every day to Baghdad.
What a great weekend!
It’s just a joke, don’t unsusbscribe over that…
Katharine McPhee is a star
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“MAKING WATER WITH GEORGE W. BUSH”
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Comment by tsumbra — December 12, 2006 @ 10:24 am
Where was I when John Lennon was killed? I was working as a cook on the line. Except back then we didn’t call it “killed.” We said he’d been assassinated.
CDFingers
Comment by CDFingers — December 12, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
Do ya think the virgin Mary Cheney’s baby will be called Jesus?
http://psychomikeos.blogspot.com/
Comment by Homeland Conspiracy — December 13, 2006 @ 11:50 am