“Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.”
The funny part is the activist who claims the Brown Note was used on him at a protest in 2004. He messes himself after facing SWAT teams firing rubber bullets. Naturally he assumes they must have been using a supersonic ray gun.
Someone sent me this hilarious article from Fox.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06/10/activists-preparing-against-use-of-brown-note-at-dem-convention/
“Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.”
The funny part is the activist who claims the Brown Note was used on him at a protest in 2004. He messes himself after facing SWAT teams firing rubber bullets. Naturally he assumes they must have been using a supersonic ray gun.
Comment by Danger Bear — June 11, 2008 @ 10:33 pm
I didn’t realize that “South Park” episode was a documentary.
Comment by bittershaman2 — June 12, 2008 @ 2:22 am
Now now, ya’ll need to quit picking on E.D. She’s so depressed because she just lost her big job…….to Dr Laura.
Comment by greyhawk — June 12, 2008 @ 8:46 am