Your country is in chaos. There are daily suicide bombers killing hundreds of innocent civilians every day. Two of the largest factions in your country are in the midst of a sick and bloody civil war. Outside influences are trying to take over your country for their own evil deeds. You are supposed to be a person of responsibility. You are a part of the new national government. What do you do to stop the violence and chaos that threatens to destroy your country? You go on vacation for a month.
I tried to find a visual from one of our great cartoonist but then realized that this isn’t fucking funny at all.