Virt: Let’s start with the war in Iraq. As you know, the justifications for the war have shifted repeatedly over the last four years and virtually all of them have proved to be either wrong or flat-out lies. In your opinion why did the president invade Iraq?
First Lady: Well, I read your interview with Saddam Hussein and I must tell you, in all honesty, that the reason he gave was only partially true. Yes, George does have a small penis. In fact, it is a very small penis. However, the real reason he invaded Iraq was because Cheney double-dared him and George never backs down from a double-dare.
Virt: You’re saying the United States of America went to war with Iraq because Cheney doubled-dared the president to do it?
First Lady: Yes, that is exactly what I am saying.