The public relations campaign for the restoration of the Bush family to its rightful place in the Oval Office started last Sunday. On Monday, Rush Limbaugh saw that calling the effort a “listening tour” incorrectly gave the impression that the Democrats could say something worth hearing, so he decreed that henceforth the project would be called a teaching tour.
The new name will invite subconscious images portraying the Republicans doing with facts and wisdom what Jesus did with loaves and fishes when he performed a miracle.
If the Democrats manage to learn what the Republicans are attempting to teach, that would also be classified as a modern miracle.