It’s time to unleash the BarCop Hex upon Tiger “Chicken” Woo . In his attempt to keep his “Streak” alive, Eld_ick is avoiding the one course he has absolutely no chance at winning, so he’s pulled out of the Nissan Open at the historic Riviera Country Club.
Yes, the course that once called O.J. a member before he went ginsu on his ex, is kryptonite to Eld_ick, who has never won at the track, and in fact, missed the cut the first time he played it as an amateur.
It’s obvious that the curse has taken hold at the venerable course, where the great Ben Hogan not only came back from an 11-month layoff after a near-fatal car accident, but also completed a 10-win streak just before the accident by winning the U.S. Open at Riviera.
And now, Earl’s pride and joy wants to creak that streak, but won’t even give Hogan the honor of winning on the course he’s best know for. He deserves better than that, and until he can face down Riviera, he’ll never be a true champion.
Comment by Tony_Solorzano — February 12, 2007 @ 9:20 pm
Is it possible to sue the press for lying, or for not clearly labeling what they publish as rumor, or not fact checked? If there was a clear financial consequence for spinning or for being lazy when reporting maybe they’d make more effort to be concerned about hard facts.
I want to write the monkey column for you. I promise it will be all sorts of lulz, and better yet ill actually believe in *some* of what I write. So it will have a tinge of authenticity not unlike the hint of oak lingering on the palatte after a smooth anejo tequila. but not chinaco cause thats horse piss.
(see thats the sort of inflammatory rhetoric i can bring to the table. also commie pinko co**s***er fa**ot pedo pu$$y $hit $hit etc etc ad nauseam)
some guy in florida aka OMGbearisdriving
Comment by OMGbearisdriving — February 14, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
bart let me know when tiger starts spouting about his 8th in a row or 3rd or 6th or one in a row.
i hardly ever see him blabbering about how fookun great he is.
Comment by ROSCORUDE — February 19, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
he’ll never be a true champion.
drivel absolute drivel
Comment by ROSCORUDE — February 22, 2007 @ 6:59 pm
Comment by rayblessin — February 24, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
The reason I’m not focused on 2008 is that I’m not sure we’ll have a choice by then. Wes Clark just came up with the website NoIRanWar.org. He and VoteVets are pretty sure there will be a war with Iran.
I’m doing all I can to protest the war and work for Impeachment. I’ve helped in the formation of a local group representing my Congressional District for Impeachment. Once the war in Iran starts we might not have an opportunity for dissent. These bastards could shut that down so fast with all the power that they have.
Glad to see you back. Hope all is well
Comment by Homeland Conspiracy — February 12, 2007 @ 5:23 pm
A HEX ON THEE!!!
It’s time to unleash the BarCop Hex upon Tiger “Chicken” Woo . In his attempt to keep his “Streak” alive, Eld_ick is avoiding the one course he has absolutely no chance at winning, so he’s pulled out of the Nissan Open at the historic Riviera Country Club.
Yes, the course that once called O.J. a member before he went ginsu on his ex, is kryptonite to Eld_ick, who has never won at the track, and in fact, missed the cut the first time he played it as an amateur.
It’s obvious that the curse has taken hold at the venerable course, where the great Ben Hogan not only came back from an 11-month layoff after a near-fatal car accident, but also completed a 10-win streak just before the accident by winning the U.S. Open at Riviera.
And now, Earl’s pride and joy wants to creak that streak, but won’t even give Hogan the honor of winning on the course he’s best know for. He deserves better than that, and until he can face down Riviera, he’ll never be a true champion.
Comment by Tony_Solorzano — February 12, 2007 @ 9:20 pm
Is it possible to sue the press for lying, or for not clearly labeling what they publish as rumor, or not fact checked? If there was a clear financial consequence for spinning or for being lazy when reporting maybe they’d make more effort to be concerned about hard facts.
Comment by th — February 14, 2007 @ 9:17 am
Bart,
I want to write the monkey column for you. I promise it will be all sorts of lulz, and better yet ill actually believe in *some* of what I write. So it will have a tinge of authenticity not unlike the hint of oak lingering on the palatte after a smooth anejo tequila. but not chinaco cause thats horse piss.
(see thats the sort of inflammatory rhetoric i can bring to the table. also commie pinko co**s***er fa**ot pedo pu$$y $hit $hit etc etc ad nauseam)
some guy in florida aka OMGbearisdriving
Comment by OMGbearisdriving — February 14, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
bart let me know when tiger starts spouting about his 8th in a row or 3rd or 6th or one in a row.
i hardly ever see him blabbering about how fookun great he is.
Comment by ROSCORUDE — February 19, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
he’ll never be a true champion.
drivel absolute drivel
Comment by ROSCORUDE — February 22, 2007 @ 6:59 pm
You ‘mercans need a PROGRESSIVE president . . .
. . . and, you ain’t goin’ to git one!
it’s over . . !
Ray Blessin
Kamloops, BC
Canada
rayblessin@shaw.ca
Comment by rayblessin — February 24, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
The reason I’m not focused on 2008 is that I’m not sure we’ll have a choice by then. Wes Clark just came up with the website NoIRanWar.org. He and VoteVets are pretty sure there will be a war with Iran.
I’m doing all I can to protest the war and work for Impeachment. I’ve helped in the formation of a local group representing my Congressional District for Impeachment. Once the war in Iran starts we might not have an opportunity for dissent. These bastards could shut that down so fast with all the power that they have.
Comment by demnan — February 24, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
Just remembering 911 morning and the “decider” sitting in a classroom doing nothing while thousands of Americans died.
That’s our “liar-in-chief”
http://watchdogmilwaukee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/bush-911.jpg
he’s still “protectin’ Amurikkins un making em safe frum terrists!”
Meanwhile he and unka dick plan another war on Iran.
Don’t we all feel safer now???
Comment by kerry — September 12, 2007 @ 3:54 pm