Forget all that conspiracy nonsense about 9/11.Yes, the moon landing DID happen.
Lee Harvey Oswald in Texas, not with a candlestick in the kitchen, but from the Depository with a rifle.
But…
…BREAKING WIND NEWS REVEALS…
Vietnam never happened. That’s right, all that archived footage was done in a studio somewhere. The North and the South have never been apart. All those dead soldiers? They’ve been laughing at us all these years, living on an island somewhere, and especially hardee-har-he-hawing when they see the pictures of that huge gravestone like the monument in DC. All those tunnels are actually part of a huge amusement park.
The press has been lying to you. They made it all up to keep our country from defending freedom all across the globe and they almost got away with it… just like Saddam almost got away with never letting the inspectors in, or kicking them out the first time. It’s a huge con job courtesy of that…
…DAMN liberal media.
Uncle Ho actually lives in the North Pole and tortures reindeer while he eats… READY? …Ho Hos.
Scribe has no proof.
Doesn’t need any.
Simple, logical deduction.
If Vietnam had actually happened then certainly we’d have known not to make all the same damn mistakes again.
Right?
Scribe wishes to thank the callers who spoke with Richard Bey as he sat in on someone else’s show today. Scribe is a little early this week because, as we all know: even Craig McDrop-ypants, the early bird catches the satirical worm. Unless he… gets… knocked… up… like Larry. (Or should that be “tapped up?)
And in closing, Scribe would like to quote another wise caller today regarding Iran…
Guess they figure the third time: third war, will be the charm, right?