“Where the truth is a satirical pit bull to those with the biggest balls but the smallest brains.”
Washington. D.C. 2010- Today Sarah Palin took the oath of office after this week it was revealed she actually won the 2008 election.
These new election results were revealed after more than a year’s tally of press coverage: where every Palin utterance, no matter how stupid, absurd or insulting to the intelligence, was broadcasted or placed in print. Coming in a close second: John McCain: also receiving more coverage than Barack Obama, who everyone thought won the election. So Old Man McCain was made VP.
Barack was heard to say, “But I got the most votes,” as he and Biden were dragged away by a lynch mob with ropes composed of teabaggers… and a few rather confused Gays too like Jeff Gannon the Cannon. His boyfriend, Karl Rove, stayed behind to handle the media.
“Everyone thinks elections are won by votes. 2000 should have proved otherwise and you all backed that up. It’s who gets the most coverage: allowed to dominate the news cycle, that wins. Usually past presidents and vice presidents don’t comment much on the current administration, as you proved more than a year after King Georgie Junior was anointed when you beat down Al Gore for offering a mild criticism. But as you have proven in the past year, by giving Biggus Dickus, John “I was for listening to the generals but now I’m not/don’t ask/don’t tell McCain,” and Beyond the Pale Palin” tons of coverage, that rule only applies to Democrats. Now with your constant coverage of their every utterance you have proven who REALLY won the election.”
After that Blackwater was dispersed into the crowd.
The corpses were left to rot.
Now the only news is FOX, which isn’t much of a change at all, is it.
This week’s Ye Olde Scribe is sponsored by News Max! Yes News Max, the new political condom that melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Then rots your brain. AND BY Bristol Palin and the Junior Twins. Spreading their legs for America: helping to bring us back to the worst parts of the Nixon days; one Tricky Dick at a time.
Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Revealed at Last!
“Where the truth is a satirical pit bull to those with the biggest balls but the smallest brains.”
Washington. D.C. 2010- Today Sarah Palin took the oath of office after this week it was revealed she actually won the 2008 election.
These new election results were revealed after more than a year’s tally of press coverage: where every Palin utterance, no matter how stupid, absurd or insulting to the intelligence, was broadcasted or placed in print. Coming in a close second: John McCain: also receiving more coverage than Barack Obama, who everyone thought won the election. So Old Man McCain was made VP.
Barack was heard to say, “But I got the most votes,” as he and Biden were dragged away by a lynch mob with ropes composed of teabaggers… and a few rather confused Gays too like Jeff Gannon the Cannon. His boyfriend, Karl Rove, stayed behind to handle the media.
“Everyone thinks elections are won by votes. 2000 should have proved otherwise and you all backed that up. It’s who gets the most coverage: allowed to dominate the news cycle, that wins. Usually past presidents and vice presidents don’t comment much on the current administration, as you proved more than a year after King Georgie Junior was anointed when you beat down Al Gore for offering a mild criticism. But as you have proven in the past year, by giving Biggus Dickus, John “I was for listening to the generals but now I’m not/don’t ask/don’t tell McCain,” and Beyond the Pale Palin” tons of coverage, that rule only applies to Democrats. Now with your constant coverage of their every utterance you have proven who REALLY won the election.”
After that Blackwater was dispersed into the crowd.
The corpses were left to rot.
Now the only news is FOX, which isn’t much of a change at all, is it.