December 31, 2010

America’s Looted Generation: The kids are NOT alright!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — Jane Stillwater @ 3:32 pm

Here in America today, Old White Guys tend to be rather angry at the way things are going — but theirs is not the generation that should be getting truly pissed off. The OWGs are doing fine financially. They have nothing to complain about.

Their walkers and scooters are paid for by MediCare.

Their pensions come regularly in the mail.

Social Security buoys them up, they have lots of savings left over from the good times, they have home equity to fall back on and they don’t have to worry about finding a job.

All that these Old White Guys have to do nowadays is take an occasional cruise to the Bahamas, enjoy their golden years and bitch about how hard life is — until they die and can buy themselves a fabulously expensive new coffin. They got theirs. Why the complaints? They should be as happy as pigs in a trough.

It’s the youth of America who should be really pissed off.

Their sweet little old grandfathers have just sold them all down the river without even a second thought.

“Hey, Grandpa! Where’s my education, where’s my job, where’s my clean air, where’s my future?”

“Sorry, sonny. I bought a war with that money instead.”

You bought a war? A war? I mean seriously, grandpa. You didn’t just splurge on one or two occasional wars. You bought a whole bunch of wars. “World War I, World War II, the Cold War, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, the wars on Palestine, Iraq and Afghanistan, the War on Drugs, the War on Terror….”

And now, Gramps, you are happily buying your grandchildren a war on Social Security.

“I got mine, sonny-boy. And now I want yours.”

If I was a member of the American generation that is just graduating from high school right now — if you are even that lucky — I’d be out screaming in the streets, “I’ve been robbed!”

And then when the police come and ask for a description of the felon who robbed me, I would say, “It was an old guy, looked a bit like Alan Greenspan, about as tall as Ronald Reagan, sort of bald like Dick Cheney, appeared at first to be my friend like Barack Obama, shed crocodile tears like Rush Limbaugh and lied to me like Rupert Murdoch on Fox News….”

Don’t trust anybody over 50.

PS: Speaking of being robbed, Princeton professor and former New York Times reporter Chris Hedges tells us exactly how this “Looted Generation” heist-of-the-century has been pulled off. In his recent article in TruthDig entitled, “2011: A Brave New Distopia”, Hedges lays it all out.

“The two greatest visions of a future dystopia were George Orwell’s ’1984′ and Aldous Huxley’s ‘Brave New World.’” And as we head into the greatest dysfunctional dystopia the world has ever known, who will be right? Huxley or Orwell?

“Would we be, as Orwell wrote, dominated by a repressive surveillance and security state that used crude and violent forms of control? Or would we be, as Huxley envisioned, entranced by entertainment and spectacle, captivated by technology and seduced by profligate consumption to embrace our own oppression? It turns out Orwell and Huxley were both right. Huxley saw the first stage of our enslavement. Orwell saw the second.”

Then Hedges goes on to pretty much describe you and me — and Gramps. “Our manufacturing base has been dismantled. Speculators and swindlers have looted the U.S. Treasury and stolen billions from small shareholders who had set aside money for retirement or college. Civil liberties, including habeas corpus and protection from warrantless wiretapping, have been taken away. Basic services, including public education and health care, have been handed over to the corporations to exploit for profit. The few who raise voices of dissent, who refuse to engage in the corporate happy talk, are derided by the corporate establishment as freaks.”

I just love quoting Chris Hedges. Here’s some more of his stuff: “The façade is crumbling. And as more and more people realize that they have been used and robbed, we will move swiftly from Huxley’s ‘Brave New World’ to Orwell’s ’1984′. The public, at some point, will have to face some very unpleasant truths. The good-paying jobs are not coming back. The largest deficits in human history mean that we are trapped in a debt peonage system that will be used by the corporate state to eradicate the last vestiges of social protection for citizens, including Social Security. The state has devolved from a capitalist democracy to neo-feudalism. And when these truths become apparent, anger will replace the corporate-imposed cheerful conformity.”

PPS: I also really like Stephen Colbert’s new satire, “Jesus was a Liberal Democrat,”, wherein Colbert jokingly implores us not to end up like Jesus, who mollycoddled the poor. “Actually, we shouldn’t be talking to the poor at all. They’ve got Unemployment Cooties!”

And America’s “Looted Generation” has the most unemployment cooties of all. Good job there, Grandpa. Thanks a lot.


May 26, 2010

New York Book Expo: Duchess Sarah & 40 pounds of free books!

The 2010 New York Book Expo moved into full swing today. Last night Barbra Streisand gave the keynote speech and I positively hung on (and wrote down) every single word. But it will take me forever to transcribe all that, so you will just have to wait to find out what “La Streisand” actually said. However, here’s a sneak preview factoid: She is 67 years old — that’s my age — but looks like she’s around ge 40 at most.

This morning I heard Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, give a talk. She was wonderful. Her books are geared toward children. “As some of you already know,” she added, “I don’t get along very well with adults.” Poor Sarah is in the news right now for allegedly taking bribes from people who wanted to meet her husband. If I had a famous and hottie husband, I’d be taking bribes too!

At the event, news photographers swamped all over the hall while frantically looking for photo ops of Sarah, but I scooped them to the best shot. Ha. But Sarah then offered up a great one-liner regarding her recent experiences with the American press. She simply referred to the title of one of her earlier books, “Ashley Learns about Strangers”. And I also got a great photo of Sarah signing copies of her new book. She had a smile and something nice to say for everyone who wanted a copy of her book, “Emily’s First Day of School”.

I also got an autographed copy of Oscar Hijuelos’ new book, “Beautiful Maria of My Soul.” Hijuelo also smiled a lot. Joyce Carol Oates was supposed to autograph books too but she didn’t show up. But I still got a copy of her new book, “Sourland”. Sometimes Oates books are a bit too sad to read, but you gotta admit that her command of the English language is superb.

Then I went off to hear a panel discussion regarding young adult paranormal and vampire books. “They take metaphors and actualize them. They also heal the split between magical and real worlds. Paranormal books have the strength to cross over between the two — and they also define what the reall world COULD be like. Paranormals also stand in for the difficulties that teens face — like that you don’t have any power over what is happening to your bodies. It also supplies strong female role models.” That’s definitely true. It doesn’t get much stronger than becoming a vampire. I myself always thought that vampires were an analogy for Big Corporations sucking America dry, but apparently not.

Also Cory Doctorow gave a talk about his new book, “For the Win”. It’s about virtual sweatshops in Asia where poor nerds play video games night and day and then sell their wins to exploiters who then sell them for big bucks to American kids who want to appear to be gamer geniuses. Who would have thought?

And Mitali Perkins talked about her new book, “Bamboo People”. It’s about child soldiers in Burma. She said most books are either “mirror” books or “window” books. They can either mirror your own life and help you understand it better, or they can take you away to someplace else. Or they can do both.

I wonder why I always like to read murder mysteries? Are they window books or mirror books for me?

Then I met Gary Trudeau, who signed a lithograph to my son Joe. “Hey, Joe! It’s for you!” And got a book autographed by Ridley Pearson, and one by Chris Hedges and another one by someone named Lemony Snicket. But all the librarians standing in line for his autograph assured me he was really a real person.

Keith Richards has a book coming out in October. And I got a book called, “The Zen of Social Media Marketing”. I could use that. I need to market my book! And I also got a book by James Howard Kunstler about a post-oil world. “With the oil spill and all this book could be rather timely,” I said but he just laughed and commented that nothing he had ever written was timely — but who knows.

PS: Even while I’m running around and doing all this stuff in New York City, I still keep totally tuned in to my wi-fi, trying to find out what is happening to my friends who are sailing to Gaza with an eight-ship international flotilla filled with 10,000 tons of humanitarian aid. “We finally just left Athens!” they e-mailed me this morning. Yaay! “We expect to arrive in Gaza by Saturday.” That is, if the flotilla doesn’t get stopped by the very formidable Israeli Navy.

Can’t the Israeli government come up with some better way to act than stopping this flotilla? Perhaps instead they could say something like, “Chocolate? The flotilla is carrying chocolate? We want all children to have chocolate, and even the children of Gaza. We’re neither unfeeling nor inhuman. And therefore, out of the goodness of our hearts and our belief in the Talmud, we are going to let this relief through.”

I know that the Old Testament mentions something about an eye for an eye, but where does anyone anywhere say anything about banning CHOCOLATE?

In the Christian Science Monitor, that’s where.

According to the CSM, “The Israeli rights group Gisha successfully took the government to court on May 6 over its Gaza policies. Why is chocolate a security risk?” Apparently, Gisha has “compelled Israel’s ministry of defense to reveal information about how it formally manages the blockade for the first time. After nearly three years of secrecy, government attorneys conceded the existence of an official defense ministry list of items approved for transfer into the enclave…. Gisha had requested the government reveal on what basis it approves or rejects goods destined for the Gaza Strip, after items like chocolate, notebooks and jam were consistently barred without explanation.”

I am hoping that my friends’ “cruise” to Gaza goes well. But just in case that it doesn’t, maybe they had better take Sarah Ferguson’s advice and “Learn About Strangers” too.

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