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People ask, “Why did Hillary say she’d keep troops in Iraq if she wins?”

I just heard Donald Trump, of all people put it best: “Right now we’re the only thing that’s keeping a lid on this explosion in Iraq – and that explosion iS coming, too.”

This Doomsday Bush Bomb IS going to go off no matter what happens, so let’s not make the mistake of saying, “ANYTHING is better than this,” because under Bush it always gets a lot worse right away.

They say once it the regional war gets out of hand, Pakistan could fall and then the suicidal handjobs would have nukes.

I say it’s time to pressure the GOP to get Bush/Cheney to resign so we can put a new face on our government while we still can.   I don’t know if we can afford to wait until November 2008 to start to fix this.

…and that’s why “Troops home now” might be wishful thinking.

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Is this about tax breaks? Getting beyond the reach of congressional subpoenas? And what about all that sensitive information that Halliburton has had access to? At a minimum, reincorporating in Dubai would mean that Halliburton will be paying less taxes to the U.S. Treasury, even as it collects billions from government contracts.

Check this out:

Dubai has long positioned itself as a regional business hub, with a laisser faire attitude to business regulations. The government has launched several free zones allowing foreign firms to circumvent laws barring foreigners owning businesses.

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Patrick Leahy, D-Rubberstamp, called the decision to move as “an example of corporate greed at its worst.”

“This is an insult to the U.S. soldiers and taxpayers who paid the tab for their no-bid contracts and endured their overcharges for all these years,” Leahy said in a statement.

“At the same time they’ll be avoiding U.S. taxes, I’m sure they won’t stop insisting on taking their profits in cold hard U.S. cash,” Leahy said.
These sons of bitches emptied our Treasury and are now skipping the country with their loot, while Bush watches and laughs about how easy it was with the scared Democrats wetting themselves in fear while their crime spree went on and on.

I wonder how the military families are taking the news?

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Halliburton is moving to Dubai, CEO Dave Lesar says.

You and I know why – because Dubai won’t ask them how they suddenly acquired a trillion dollars in cash. Just like Bush, they have to leave the country to cash in, the sons of bitches.

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Liqa Omar Muhammad is waiting to die. The 26 year old Iraqi mother shares her Baghdad prison cell with her child, who was born in captivity.

On 2 March she discovered that her execution by hanging was postponed following an international outcry. Her fate is unknown.

Her crime? Her husband and brother were accused of organising an attack on a US-Iraqi patrol in 2005.

This is George Bush’s Iraq.

Any Iraqi accused of being part of the resistance will be executed, along with their wives and sisters.

Before the main feature begins…

Ye Olde Scribe’s Links to Oblivion… and other FUN Places
“Not all links are as tasty as sausage, but they can be amusing.”

An Iraqi national with a half-inch magnet coiled in wire hidden inside his body drew a bomb-squad response and a terrorism investigation Tuesday when he tried to pass through security at Los Angeles International Airport.

They didn’t stop 9/11.
They did squat about Katrina.
They don’t give a patoot about port security.
But they did manage to stop THIS mental case.

Scribe is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO impressed.

Junior’s Appointment Cheat Sheet

Stringing words together is so DAMN hard… when you’re Junior. That’s why the little boy-King has written out in block print… on that old, elementary school solid and dotted lined paper first graders use… this handy dandy cheat sheet whenever he makes any appointment.  Ye Olde’s spy-fly on the wall smuggled out a copy just before this week’s bug-drone was eaten by Barney. Time to build another one.Barney has nothing against YOS; or his mechanical spy-fly, and every reason to lift his leg while passing the Master…. the poor pup just doesn’t know any better. Besides, he’s on his usual starvation diet, because Junior LOVES to torture things.Oh, and few notes about this cheat sheet… Scribe has taken the liberty of filling in the blanks, and he’s not sure if it’s just his horrific spelling skills, or a pathetic attempt to phonetically spell out words he’ll NEVER pronounce right anyway. 

Appointment Cheat Sheet (Take 1)

“I cum before you to nominate (Clarabell the Clown); a u-neek-lee koala-fried for dis position. (Clarabell) is a true pay-tree-ot who has served with hon-er and dis-stink-shun. If confirmed (Clarabell) will brying years of ex-spear-e-uns to the pos-shi-shun. I have looked DEEP into (Clarabell… after I pulled off the rubber nose) and I know (Clarabell ) has a good heart.”

Unfortunately, torture-boy Gonzalez got the job instead. Besides, Bob was a nice guy, and everyone knows Junior HATES “nice.”

Appointment Cheat Sheet (Take 2)

“I cum before you to nominate (Timothy McVeigh); a u-neek-lee koala-fried for dis position. (Timmy-boy, a nickname I transfered to him after I had to distance myself from Kenny-boy) is a true pay-tree-ot who has served with hon-er and dis-stink-shun. If confirmed (Timmy-boy) will brying years of ex-spear-e-uns to the pos-shi-shun. I have looked DEEP into (Timmy-boy), and I know (Timmy-boy ) has a good heart.”

Unfortunately, pardoning Mr. McVeigh became too much of just one more political liability after the prison scandals, the festering Vet scandals that have just surfaced after… HOW MANY GODDAMN YEARS??? …and the perpetual crime spree of the BFEE. So Junior had to sign off on Mr. McViegh’s little sacrifice for his country. Junior still cries in his pillow for the loss of his fellow mass murderer.

Condi the smiling liar. and oily scumbag extraordinaire, got that appointment. Scribe still wonders what brand super glue she uses to keep that hideous upside down frown on her face.

Appointment Cheat Sheet (Take 3)

“I cum before you to nominate (George Hitler, bastard son of Uncle Adolf… family friend, and well known fiend, since Prescott.); a u-neek-lee koala-fried for dis position. (Eva Braun’s secret son she had with Adolf… although rumor has it that George’s JEWISH mother may have been Stefanie Isak .) is a true pay-tree-ot who has served with hon-er and dis-stink-shun. If confirmed (George Hitler) will brying years of ex-spear-e-uns to the pos-shi-shun. (Plus the plans my Grandpa P. used to help build the gas chambers and the furnaces.) I have looked DEEP into (Mr. Hitler) and I know (Georgey) has a good heart.”

THAT was super secret, recess appointment. Know all those prisons being build around the country by KBR?

BINGO.

Try it yourself! It can, and has been, used to make any appointment… even the one to replace the turd you used this cheat sheet for. You know, like all the ones that created such putrid stinks that Junior decided to appoint someone WORSE? Yes, gentle reader, this cheat sheet contains all the key phrases and talking points Junior holds so dear, the kind mindless pap that helped appoint such saintly people like John “the Walrus” Bolt-on!Scribe’s Cheat Sheet for the Braindead MSM: How to Challenge Junior and His Spokespuppets

He/She rephrases your question…

“No, sir/ma’m, you only answered your own question. THIS is the question I asked…”

He/she WILL continue to evade/avoid…

“Well, if it’s too embarrassing to actually answer the question…”

He/she will use the phrase “move on.”

“Well, if you haven’t the ability to handle the question…”

In short: don’t back down and support your fellow reporters when they ask such questions.

Oh, and stop having rhetorical sexual relations with the Junior misadmistration. Treating them with “respect” is like asking for rhetorical AIDS. They are infected with their own corruption, arrogance and murderous intent. TREAT THEM JUST LIKE THE FESTERING PUSS FILLED SORES ON AMERICA’S ASS THAT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reich Wing Pundit’s, and Media Whore’s, Cheat Sheet for Scooter/Plame/Wilson

(After yet another shill was interviewed by NPR, with identifying who they associated with, Scribe’s fly also brought him this cheat sheet…)

It’s really about nothing… perjury is just a technicality. Wilson went on a junket sponsored by his wife. Come to find out it’s really not illegal to out a CIA agent. Besides, Plame just had a desk job…

(Be aware… if your name is Pinocchio , your nose will grow, and finally explode, when you read all these lies over and over again.)

The Natural Progression

“Sometimes irony follows VERY weird paths that only a natural sense of funny can follow.”

Finally… are you tired of waiting for the next hideous excuse to create more death and mayhem? Don’t you just wish you could have the advance script for all of the misadministration’s war on freedom BS now? Have no fear, gentle reader. Wait… no, HAVE lotsa fear, dear reader… like Nostradamus, a famous lyricist predicted many these excuses over 50 years ago. Here’s the natural progression…

We are fighting for freedom
We are moving forward.
We are all we can be
We will stand down when they stand up
We are standing on one leg, then the other, and have to go REAL BAD… but won’t
You’re helping the terrorists if you suggest anything but more war and supporting Junior’s every idiotic utterance…
Don’t you support the troops?
War is peace
Let’s drop the big one on Iran for peace
Let’s roll!
Let’s go!
We WILL go
Yes, we will all go… together when we go
All suffused with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd’s of London will be loaded when they go.
Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We’ll be French fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Down by the old maelstrom,
There’ll be a storm before the calm.

And we will all bake together when we bake.
There’ll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.,*
And the party will be come-as-you-are.

Oh, we will all burn together when we burn.
There’ll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it’s time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We’ll just drop our agendas and adjourn.

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollahs.

And we will all go together when we go.
Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
We will all go simultaneous.
Yes, we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.

 

(Thanks to Tom Lehrer for predicting this over 50 years ago.)

Oprah’s highly touted “secret” stinks:

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But let me impart the thing that makes this dangerous and evil. It’s from a Newsweek interview with the author, Rhonda Byrne:

“The law of attraction is that each one of us is determining the frequency that we’re on by what we’re thinking and feeling.”

Ok, so far so good.

“If we are in fear, if we’re feeling in our lives that we’re victims and feeling powerless, then we are on a frequency of attracting those things to us … totally unconsciously, totally innocently, totally all of those words that are so important.”

Again, this doesn’t sound bad. Here’s the thing: Rhonda Byrne said this in response to a question about how villagers could have avoided being massacred in Rwanda.

Oh yeah she did. She just said that fifty children barricaded into a school then burned alive could have avoided their fate through positive thinking. She just said that half a million people who were shot and chopped up by machetes, often killed by their own neighbors, could have avoided death by thinking their way out of it.

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In show 108 Hannity, O’Reilly, Novak and even Dennis Miller just loooove Obama and Bart wonders why. Bart comments on Rolling Stone magazine’s handicapping of the Republican presidential candidates and Randi Rhodes provides an additional perspective of the same. Dissecting the Hillary-Geffen-Barack dustup and more.

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At 5 PM, I’m watching CNN’s report of the Walter Reed disaster and they say a former Halliburton crony is involved but the sons of bitches don’t have anything on their web site about it and that pisses me off.

They say this same crony was in charge of getting ice to New Orleans after Katrina, (to keep the freshly dead from rotting) so apparently they moved his incompetent ass from FEMA to Walter Reed, but I can’t confirm this because CNN has their head up their ass AGAIN!

How can a multi-million dollar corporation like CNN be so inept? 

Why can’t they hire some minimum wage high school kids to keep their damn web site up to date? USA Today is the same way – I’ll read a story in the paper and to save myself a whole shitload of typing, I’ll look for the article online, but nooooooooooooooo.

Why would they bother to put important stories on the f-ing web site? I’m sure if I was looking for some Anna Nicole story I’d find it, but Bush’s Halliburton cronies screwing our soldiers just isn’t that important to these bastards.

Last thing, Wolf the Whore is such an asshole. He was giving an update on the went-crazy astronaut so OBVIOUSLY he has to go into alllllllll the details about her wearing a diaper. Looks like Wolf has some f-ing bizarre poop fetish and that makes me sick. Why does Wolf the Whore have to bring up the diaper every time he mentions her name? Why can’t CNN get a real journalist without the poop fetish to anchor their afternoons? 

People write and give me shit if they find that I spelled a word wrong, but trust me, bartcop.com is a damn lot more professional than the sons of bitches who give us the news.  

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Was the suicide bomber attack on Tuesday an attempted assassination Dick Cheney or a horse’s head in his bed?

The day before, Cheney had delivered a stinging message to Pakistan’s Musharraf — U.S. aid would be withheld unless Pakistan supported strikes against Taliban and al-Qaida forces. Musharraf’s official response via a spokesman was immediate: “Pakistan does not accept dictation from any side or any source.” Then came the bombing. Was it another form of reply? The Taliban claimed credit. But was only the Taliban involved?