Things We Learn On Our Way to Something Else
“Yes, Virginia, education CAN be creepy, gross, but also fun!”
YOS used a term (regurgitators) in this edition of Ye Olde and, checking his spelling, discovered THIS.
Ain’t education FUN? SSSSHHH!!! Don’t tell Junior, he would NEVER understand.
This is a “professional” occupation? All Scribe can say is… Spaceballs! No, wait, that wasn’t it… John’s Candy? No wait, that’s the name Jeff Gannon goes by in his homemade porn movies. Oh, yeah… BARF!
Now, on to the main attraction…
Why Are You So ANGRY?
Not too long ago the mindless hordes of Neo-Con regurgitators spoke in unison on one specific talking point more than many others. “Liberals” were “angry.” They would spout…
Why are you so ANGRY?
…whether those who spoke did so softly, loudly, or were actually liberals; or not…
This vomit was bountiful and tiresome; and a little like the movie Anger Management where Sandler supposedly gets tagged as having problems managing his anger instead of his REAL problem: not letting go of his anger and expressing it. Of course the movie had an elaborate, and quite the improbable plot twist: it was all a hoax set up by his wife.
Don’t we all wish the past 6 centuries… UM, years, eventually will have the same improbable plot twist?
But it won’t. So Scribe is here to say: BE ANGRY. BE VERY ANGRY.
Scribe had veered away from his more serious columns the past few years and taken up residence in Snickerville; or at least attempted to live in Snickerville because things have been so bad, screwy and unreal, laughter is probably the sanest approach. Otherwise we’d all be standing on chairs using a stick to try and reach the triggers on the double barrel.
But the latest news calls for a fury that cannot be tempered by weak comedy. Hell, Robin Williams might fail addressing this topic…
Virginia Tech.
First, what are we doing to ourselves? Since Columbine, school shootings of all kinds have increased. But much like the missing pictures of coffins from Iraq, we seem to accept this as the status quo. Just another list of nameless victims.
Second, and another reason to be very, VERY angry. Where are the “Liberals” claiming this is all Junior’s fault? Where are the hordes of Lefties claiming that this was caused by the climate, the example, set by el Knucklehead and Company?
Scribe will tell you where.
NO WHERE.
And that is as it should be. Oh, there may be an occasional off comment, a snivel, or a sarcastic suggestion. But unlike all the garbage puking out of the Right in the 90s, and even now, the Left knows that Junior’s not to blame. Certainly he has done little to set a good example when it comes to respecting those we disagree with, or find disagreeable, instead of killing them, using a form of Napalm conveniently called something else on them… well, the list is endless, isn’t it? But to blame for V-Tech?
No.
Just like Rummy wasn’t to blame for all the looting and rioting, although his “that’s what free people do” comment should have earned him the boot. But, hell, maybe that’s what they wanted.
Was Junior to blame for 9/11? Maybe not, but if we were allowed to have an honest and open investigation of it we might actually find out. Just like the Anthrax murders or so much more.
Here is what Junior and Company IS to blame for…
They are to blame for setting the rules, which are:
1. If a Democrat is in office anything, no matter how bogus, can be pursued. No slander or libel is not worth saying, and then used to tie up the presidency through endless investigation. Doesn’t matter if some terrorist is plotting to murder thousands of Americans. Bringing down a Democrat is more important than American lives, just like bringing down Democrats with false accusations is the most important pursuit. And if a US attorney won’t do that? He’s fired by a man who claimed he’d NEVER use his position for partisan purposes. If two idiot kids slaughter students in a school? It’s the DEMOCRAT’S fault because of the “example” he is setting. If a leader who is a Democrat is asked a question in the present tense it counts as a lie if he doesn’t answer it correctly for the PAST tense.
2. ONLY when a Republican is in office, this Republican has an imaginary, magical, fairyland found, right to “unitary authority.” Translation? He is GOD. Everyone else should only be able to debate issues the way he and his party say they can: essentially; NOT AT ALL. Sending too few troops, and the same troops, back into the same conflict over and over again: some with brain damaged and many ill-equipped? That’s his hinneynesses perogative. After all, the King knows more than you do. You want better conditions for the troops, give them a vague idea of when “mission;” whatever the HELL that actually is, MIGHT be accomplished so they can TRY to look forward to going home minus the body bag? WELL… YOU don’t support the troops. If school after school is shot up by students, if a hurricane hits New Orleans and nothing is done, if a president orders an attack on a country that hasn’t attacked us on any significant scale (occasional stupid pot shots at fly-overs really don’t count) because of invisible WMD well, who could have known? They did it to themselves, just like any playground bully victim and, besides, they didn’t let the inspectors in… which they did, but a Republican saying that doesn’t count as a lie.
This, in just two, absolutely incomplete, snippets, is what Junior and Company are to blame for: setting up these rules. As complex, whacked and lengthy as these two rules are, the complete answer would fill thousands of pages. The media are to blame for, mostly, enforcing theses rules; or cowering the few times they dare to even slightly challenge them because they fear the Reich Wing blowhard machine.
This, amongst many reasons, is why those who don’t worship the very ground the traitors: Junior and Company, walk upon, should be very, very, very, VERY, VERY ANGRY. Indeed the castle should have been stormed a LONG time ago. The masses should have had their heads faster than the drop of the blade after the French got somewhat revolting.
And if after 08 they haven’t, by either legal means or…?
We only have ourselves to blame.