(Fremantle W. A.) December 6, 2008 Late December 6, 1941, the Queen Mary is reported to have departed rapidly from Pearl Harbor.
If that’s true, it may indicate that someone knew what was just about to happen. If that didn’t happen, then why worry about it?
Were the WMD’s in Iraq that important?
Don’t Americans always say: “All is fair in love and war!”?
Recently information has reached the World’s Laziest Journalist temporary World Headquarters in Fremantle Western Australia that, due to sanitary concerns, these days tourists do not kiss the Blarney Stone; they only touch it. Is that true or just a rumor?
Why worry about any of this? Santa doesn’t like troublemakers and so if folks know what’s good for themselves, they will pay no attention to agitators who try to stir up dissent by planting the seeds of doubt.
If an American President tells a big fib to start a war (Did Roosevelt know that Pearl Harbor was going to be attacked?), that’s a private matter between him and Santa. Any U. S. president who tells a fib to start a war knows that he will get a pail of coal for his Christmas present, because Santa knows if you’ve been naughty or nice.
A wise journalist once said: “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.”
Now, the disk jockey will play Iggy Pop’s “Lust for Life” and we’ll burst out of here. Have a tropical paradise (just like in a Joseph Conrad novel) type week.