February 23, 2007

Half Hour News Hour? by George M

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 4:38 pm
I’ve been noticing this rigamarole regarding the “Half Hour News Hour”, over there on what Keith Olbermann calls “Fox Noise”, and I get such schadenfreude seeing the people in Bartcop Nation decry this piece of dreck!
There are only two episodes, so far, and FNC is hoping for people to watch in hueueueuege numbers (Sorry, Bart, I couldn’t resist), so they may give this the green light, if you will.
The people behind this Koresh-awful show claim that most humor shows are biased against the right, yet Jon Stewart and friends say that if there were a Democrat in 1600 Penn, they would go after him just the same.
The way it looks to me is that the right are spoiled brat crybabies who can’t take any humor aimed at them – they run crying to their mothers. Then again, these pains in the tuchus feel that freedom of speech applies only to them (remember Ann Coulter saying “Frankly, I’m not a fan of the First Amendment”, and you’ll know the importance of said amendment).
I can still recall in the fall of 2003, when Matt Groening mentioned on NPR that Fox News threatened to sue him for poking fun of them in a “Simpsons” episode from April of that year. He said that he basically called their bluff, that “Rupert Murdoch wouldn’t pay to sue himself”. Sure enough, Matt was right, the lawsuit was dropped.
Over at YouTube, there are boatloads of posts about the “Rush and Ann” clip from “Half Hour News Hour” that is available there, and the right is trying to get their way. Some even attack Jon Stewart, one even called him “Jon ‘jew’ Stewart”. That person makes me wonder if he’s been reading the infamous “Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion”, which I wouldn’t use for toilet paper – it’s not good enough!
And yet, when I look at “Rush and Ann” together, they remind me of the characters of Brad and Janet from “Rocky Horror Picture Show”; I’ve been to a midnight showing of that movie, and the sobriquets for both Brad and Janet are appropriate for Rush and Ann!
Keep Swinging The Biggest Hammer in all creation, Bart!
George M Volume 1931 – Crawford dogs

Filed under: BartCop Page — Chicago Jim @ 12:56 pm Volume 1931 – Crawford dogs

  • Blaming the Iraqis
  • Retreat from Basra
  • Poker at Al’s
  • Why I Hate Her
  • Yes, Hillary
  • Harry going to Iraq?
  • Helen Thomas Moving
  • Pundit reality
  • Kylie Minogue

February 22, 2007

BartCop Radio Show 107

Filed under: BartCop Radio,Uncategorized — Chicago Jim @ 9:24 am

BartCop Radio show 107 is up and available to subscribers via the page.

Bart hammers away and red-asses Hannity, Michael Weiner, Newt, the other Limbaugh (more stupid than his brother?!) and the monkey. Clips from Al Franken, Mike Malloy, Randi Rhodes and more! Volume 1930 – Rat eat Rat

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chicago Jim @ 9:05 am Volume 1930 – Rat eat Rat

  • Bush’s Losing War
  • The Walter Reed Mess
  • Maybe We Deserve it 
  • Why I Hate Her
  • Is This America?
  • Bush victims are SOL 
  • Swiftboating Hillary
  • Clinton Bashers Weird 
  • Beyonce cleans up

February 18, 2007

Due Diligence by Daniel Fey

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 4:33 pm

Due Diligence
Neither Congress, nor Senate, nor media, nor editorial writers nor voters performed Due Diligence and as a result we have lost more than 3,000 service men and women and face certain defeat in Iraq. Yet now these same institutions that have the responsibility to thoroughly examine proposed military actions before they are allowed to just happen have again refused to do Due Diligence with respect to the deployment of more than 20,000 sailors and marines to the Persian Gulf.

The Iranians have Russian-made SS-N-22 Sunburn and more advanced SS-NX-26 Yakhonts anti-ship missiles which were designed to sink American aircraft carriers. Both the Sunburn and the Yakhonts are unstoppable killing machines. The Sunburn has a range of 90 miles and travels at Mach 2.5 nine feet above sea level. The Yakhonts has a range of 180 miles. The Sunburn and the Yakhonts both have air launched versions which can threaten U.S. naval forces in the Gulf of Oman and as far away as the American Navy base at Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean. The Iranians also have 300 NATO made Exocets. An Exocet destroyed the HMS Sheffield during the Falkland Islands war. The Iranians also have submarines and commercial freighters capable of firing Exocets. Additionally, they have Chinese Silkworm anti-ship missiles. What this means is that within minutes of any attack on Iran by either Israel or the United States we will lose 20,000 plus sailors and marines. Those who do not die immediately could be captured by the Iranians. Are we prepared to bargain with Iran for the release of a thousand or more sailors and marines?

The question none in the Senate and the Congress have dared to ask is, “Just what is their mission?” Are they to serve as another Pearl Harbor type incident to launch World War III? Hillary Mann, the former National Security Council Director for Iranian and Persian Gulf Affairs, has said the Bush administration policy is to provoke Iran into a response and to use that as an a pretext to conduct a limited air war against Iran.

Our 20,000 plus sailors and marines in the Gulf have no known military function. I repeat: They have no known military function which does not include their dying. They cannot attack Iran without being sacrificed. The press and the Congress should be asking if the President has sent them on a suicide mission. The administrations should be hounded until they tell us why so many our sailors are being deployed in the Gulf where they can all be killed in minutes. What is the reasoning behind this madness? If it is to provoke an air war as Hillary Mann has said , can the Bush administration guarantee that the Iranians will limit their response to just sitting there and taking a pounding as the Lebanese did last summer?

Can they guarantee that the 300 plus planes in the Iranian Air Force which face certain destruction will not be used in suicide missions? Can they guarantee that their F-14 Tomcats armed with advanced Yakhonts anti-ship missiles will not sink our aircraft carrier battle groups well outside the Gulf? Can they guarantee that 200 or more Iranian planes will not be used against American ground forces in Iraq? Can they guarantee that the 40,000 armed and trained suicide mission volunteers Iran already has recruited will not be used against American troops on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan? Can they guarantee that the cut off of supplies when the Persian Gulf shuts down will not seriously endanger our troops in Iraq? Can they guarantee that the Iranians will not cut the two roads from Kuwait into Iraq so our troops on the ground run out of munitions to defend themselves?

Can they guarantee that Iran has not deployed any of their 40,000 suicide mission volunteers in America? Can they guarantee the safety of metropolitan Houston which has two dozen major refineries and chemical plants that all can be destoryed in minutes by dedicated and trained suicide bombers? Can they give the same guarantee for all other American cities?

Can the Bush administration guarantee that the shutting down of the Persian Gulf will not send the price of oil beyond $300 a barrel and gasoline to $10.00 a gallon? Can they guarantee that the dollar will not collapse? If the dollar does collapse, can they guarantee that inflation doe not cut the value of pensions and savings by 40 or 50%? Can they guarantee that millions of Americans will not lose their jobs when gasoline hits $10.00 a gallon? Can they can guarantee that millions of Americans will not lose their homes in foreclosure?

Where is the Loyal Opposition? Where are the Republican Senators and Congressman who in the past have told us to support our troops? Where are the editorial writers who were negligent in examing the pre-Iraq war intelligence? Where are the voters, the informed electorate?

We must demand that the Senate and the House hold hearings on the deployment of so many men and women into harms way. They must perform Due Diligence before anyone dies — not afterwards as was the case in the Iraq disaster.

Daniel Fey
The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

February 15, 2007 Volume 1926 – Bloody Valentine

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chicago Jim @ 10:24 am Volume 1926, Bloody Valentine.

  • A Greater Israel
  • Muqtada Flees Iraq
  • Kansas rejects Crap 
  • Pelosi can’t fight back
  • Bending to Bush’s Will
  • Padilla: Tortured, insane 
  • H. Thomas de-seated?
  • Risking Israel’s Survival
  • Beyonce on S.I. Cover

February 14, 2007 Volume 1925 – Wal-Nuts

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chicago Jim @ 8:37 am Volume 1925 – Wal – Nuts

  • WaHoPo Stomps Chicks
  • Reasons to Attack Iran
  • Is Peter Pace Lying?
  • Monkey Mail 
  • W’s Platoon of Lesbians
  • Goldberg-ing on a Bet 
  • Leaking from the top? 
  • Defense Billions Wasted
  • Beyonce’s Quickie

February 12, 2007 Volume 1924 – Coffin poker

Filed under: BartCop Page — Chicago Jim @ 12:53 pm Volume 1924 – Coffine poker.

Gomer Bush

  • Dems Play Hardball?
  • Billions In Stolen Oil
  • Worst President Ever
  • Colin Powell’s Lies 
  • Bush wants wider war 
  • Dixie Chicks clean up
  • Damaged Iraq Vets 
  • Scarlett Johansson

Open Thread

Filed under: Open Thread — Bart @ 11:09 am

What’s on your mind?

February 11, 2007

BartCop Radio Show 105

Filed under: BartCop Radio — Chicago Jim @ 1:34 pm

BartCop Radio show 105 is available for subscribers.

Bart blisters the minimum wage at the Backyard Burger, Dems attacking Hillary, Private Green is yet another tragedy from the Iraq mess, Bush’s “balanced budget” BS, the mediocrity and clutter of local TV “news”, weather and programming or how Bart got to be the smartest man in Oklahoma. Throwing the yellow flag on 3 different newspaper’s opinions of Bush’s 2007 State of the Union Lie, letters to the editor and Fortune Magazine’s explanation of why the price of oil dropped. Volume 1923 – Quagmire addict

Filed under: BartCop Page — Chicago Jim @ 10:25 am Volume 1923 – Quagmire addict.

Iraq never attacked us

  • Still No Habeas Rights
  • Iranian envoy seized
  • Doubts on Strategery
  • Hillary’s Good news
  • Fascists block debate
  • Libby’s Cheney’s Trial
  • Stance Echoes Iraq
  • Bush’s Gulf of Tonkin
  • Lacey Chabert’s ‘God’

February 6, 2007

Pop Quiz

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 7:43 pm

You know the cheerleader on Heroes?

Her dad on the show has 2 kids with someone we like.

Who is the Mystery mother?

Pastor Ted Haggard: ‘I’m homo no mo’

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 6:33 pm


Though he left his ministry and position as head of a national evangelical organization after a scandal involving drugs and sex with another man, Rev. Ted Haggard is convinced he is “completely heterosexual,” says one of the four ministers who have counseled him for three weeks.

The Associated Press rounds up the news from this morning’s Denver Post, which interviewed Rev. Tim Ralph about what Haggard believes and plans to do next.

Ralph tells the Post, with a straight face,  that Haggard is “is completely heterosexual. That is something he discovered.”



February 5, 2007 Volume 1922 – Yuma

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chicago Jim @ 10:39 am Volume 1922, Yuma is up at

  • Hiding the Ball
  • Bush aids the enemy 
  • Sticks, Stones & Obama
  • Bush’s Next Disaster 
  • Tex Gov is a Pervert
  • Brazen Soldier Attack 
  • Iraq spiraling down
  • Pigboy Peace Prize?
  • Lindsay Lohan & Diana

February 4, 2007

Who do you like in the Super Bowl?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bart @ 10:50 am

If you’re undecided, I hear rumors that Payton Manning gave money to Deh Fuhrer and the racist bastard Corker down in Tennessee.

I kinda see why Peyton Manning’s like that – after all, he only makes $20 million a year      - so dammit, he needs that cut cut and he needs it now!

Go Bears!



February 3, 2007 Volume 1921 – Sac Dance

Filed under: Toon — Chicago Jim @ 12:39 pm

Volume 1921 – Sac Dance is available at

Bush Cheney caught red handed

  • Liberals caused 9/11
  • Cooper fingers Libby
  • Cheney pregger talk
  • Surge could be 50,000 
  • Hillary and Mike Malloy
  • We’ll miss Molly
  • Grannies do time
  • Dems Give Bush Cover 
  • Mena Suvari stir…
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