Serial-Liar Mom Palin Tanks Along with the Economy
“The trouble you brew today, you will drink tomorrow.”
– From “Samson and Delilah,” a 1949 film.
There was much early September hand-wringing and angst amongst Obama supporters that, after a strong finish at the Democratic convention in Denver, he was allowing the Palin-McCain ticket — for that’s what it truly is now as the aging Republican’s candidacy is overwhelmed by the media incandescence of Gov. Horse-Hockey Mom — put him on the defensive, dropping his inspirational charisma in favor of dull ‘wonky talk’ on the issues and curling into a timid Kerryesque ball, fighting off scurrilous and specious charges, while fecklessly laughing at or ignoring ludicrous accusations such as that he voted to teach Sex Ed to kindergarten tots. All of this is the standard GOP endgame of the past twenty-some years – wildly slander with Big Lies while the Dem refuses to ‘go negative’ – that results in another humiliating Dem defeat in November.(Bill Clinton, of course, being the notable exception.)
But that was last week. Now Palin is in free-fall, exposed as a pathologically prevaricating, power-abusing, crony-hiring GOP cipher, ignorant on foreign policy and most everything else, and pit bull-tenacious only at regurgitating her prepared Talking Points, kowtowing to the interests of large energy corporations, and using her office to conduct vendettas on those who contradict or are perceived as disloyal to her. In short, she’s Junior in a beehive, albeit more articulate and better at reciting her Bushian bumper-sticker slogans.
Meantime, Sarah’s more boring co-pilot McCain is himself treading sewer water, hauled up in buckets from the same sea of Republican red ink that swallowed do-nothing big business Republicans in 1932; he’s even taken to quoting Herbert Hoover’s peculiar dictum that the economy is fundamentally strong, while banks fail, wages fall, prices rise, and Americans are losing their jobs and homes. Well, what should one expect from a man who thinks shady corporate lobbyist Phil Gramm is the second coming of John Maynard Keynes?
The Tattlesnake – Increasingly Ridiculous GOP Economic Excuses Edition
Bleeding Stupid
REPUBLICANS: “We’re doing everything we can to stop the bleeding.”
VOTERS: “Who shot this guy?”
REPUBLICANS: “We don’t know and we don’t want to find out.”
VOTERS: “What?”
REPUBLICANS: “We don’t believe in finger-pointing.”
VOTERS: “You mean you don’t want to know who shot this guy so that we can hold them responsible for the crime?”
REPUBLICANS: “Uh, we don’t want to indulge in the blame game.”
VOTERS: “So, you’re saying you don’t care — whoever did this can just roam free to do it again?”
REPUBLICANS: “That’s finding fault. We think finding fault is counter-productive.”
VOTERS: “You’re crazy.”
REPUBLICANS: “No, we’re moving forward in a bipartisan manner.”
VOTERS: “Say, what’s that in your pocket? Why, it looks like a gun!”
REPUBLICANS: “Uh, er…that’s just a banana ’cause I’m so glad to see you!”